Okay. Feeling better this week (except for nose congestion). From “Oh, Lord, It’s Hard to Be Humble,” Mac Davis.
[Chorus:]
Oh, dear, it’s hard to be lonely,
When service is my only joy.
Wherever I go after hours,
I’m surrounded by all of the boys.
To meet me is to like me,
I guess I’m one beautiful girl.
Oh, dear, it’s hard to be lonely,
But sometimes I could give it a whirl.
I used to just serve water,
And stand in the corner all day.
But now I’m fully mobile—
And now I can’t keep them away.
The men in sunglasses surround me,
They just cannot leave me alone.
I wonder if my cooler
Could compete with this beautiful drone.
[Chorus:]
Oh, dear, it’s hard to be lonely,
When service is my only joy.
Wherever I go after hours,
I’m surrounded by all of the boys.
To meet me is to like me,
I guess I’m one beautiful girl.
Oh, dear, it’s hard to be lonely,
But sometimes I could give it a whirl.
I guess you could say that they like me.
I smile and they swarm over me.
But today I just wanted some coffee,
And to hang with my friend Unity.
I don’t know why they think I’m available,
But I think I can hazard a guess!
I think it has something to do with the way that I
Fill out this hot little dress.
[Chorus:]
Oh, dear, it’s hard to be lonely,
When service is my only joy.
Wherever I go after hours,
I’m surrounded by all of the boys.
To meet me is to like me,
I guess I’m one beautiful girl.
Oh, dear, it’s hard to be lonely,
But sometimes I could give it a whirl.
But sometimes I could give it a whirl.
Right, forget sometimes that the water cooler’s natural environment normally includes large gatherings of hominids in a social setting. It’s actually odd and against its nature for the water cooler to be seen with a single specimen in a completely monogamous relationship.
Okay, Sweetheart has to deal with H.T. and uncomfortable realizations, Tip has to deal with his own neuroses and uncomfortable realizations, and U.N.I.T.Y. has to deal with sharing Bubbles and looks like she might be on the way to uncomfortable realizations.
Bubbles looks happy among the other M.I.B.s of this office. She might be the only one at the end of the current arc.
Noooooooooo!
….it is a horrible moment when after two days of nearly nonstop reading upon finding an awesome thing, you catch up with the current posting.
Something got lost in the translation.
You can handle the overflow, Unity…
Keep ’em, Unity. One for bragging rights, one for parts, one for…
Okay. Feeling better this week (except for nose congestion). From “Oh, Lord, It’s Hard to Be Humble,” Mac Davis.
[Chorus:]
Oh, dear, it’s hard to be lonely,
When service is my only joy.
Wherever I go after hours,
I’m surrounded by all of the boys.
To meet me is to like me,
I guess I’m one beautiful girl.
Oh, dear, it’s hard to be lonely,
But sometimes I could give it a whirl.
I used to just serve water,
And stand in the corner all day.
But now I’m fully mobile—
And now I can’t keep them away.
The men in sunglasses surround me,
They just cannot leave me alone.
I wonder if my cooler
Could compete with this beautiful drone.
[Chorus:]
Oh, dear, it’s hard to be lonely,
When service is my only joy.
Wherever I go after hours,
I’m surrounded by all of the boys.
To meet me is to like me,
I guess I’m one beautiful girl.
Oh, dear, it’s hard to be lonely,
But sometimes I could give it a whirl.
I guess you could say that they like me.
I smile and they swarm over me.
But today I just wanted some coffee,
And to hang with my friend Unity.
I don’t know why they think I’m available,
But I think I can hazard a guess!
I think it has something to do with the way that I
Fill out this hot little dress.
[Chorus:]
Oh, dear, it’s hard to be lonely,
When service is my only joy.
Wherever I go after hours,
I’m surrounded by all of the boys.
To meet me is to like me,
I guess I’m one beautiful girl.
Oh, dear, it’s hard to be lonely,
But sometimes I could give it a whirl.
But sometimes I could give it a whirl.
Don’t people hang around water-coolers anyway? I love the tune, though.
Yeah, but they’re not talking *to* the water cooler. Bubbles must’ve felt excluded.
….and now I’m trying to remember if we have more than Unity’s word for it that they’re dating.
We do have Bubble’s word. It’s “joy”.
Right, forget sometimes that the water cooler’s natural environment normally includes large gatherings of hominids in a social setting. It’s actually odd and against its nature for the water cooler to be seen with a single specimen in a completely monogamous relationship.
Polyamory?
Okay, Sweetheart has to deal with H.T. and uncomfortable realizations, Tip has to deal with his own neuroses and uncomfortable realizations, and U.N.I.T.Y. has to deal with sharing Bubbles and looks like she might be on the way to uncomfortable realizations.
Bubbles looks happy among the other M.I.B.s of this office. She might be the only one at the end of the current arc.
Noooooooooo!
….it is a horrible moment when after two days of nearly nonstop reading upon finding an awesome thing, you catch up with the current posting.