I’m hoping he’s committed enough to the mission for a suit, giving the effect of the grey suit he should be able to go anywhere in enemy territory if he dons the regulation black suit.
By the Laws of Comedy, the current absurdity will probably work, but if he wore a suit, A-Sig would be all “Wait a minute, those Department of Irradiation nerds never wore suits!”
Mismatch that skirt, Tip Wilkin,
You’ve got to infiltrate just right.
Mismatch that skirt, Tip Wilkin,
Lord, you’ll infiltrate just right.
And-a don’t forget some alcohol
If it’s not dark enough a night.
Put on your white pumps Wilkin,
Anasigma wants you dead.
Put on your white pumps, Wilkin,
Anasigma wants you dead.
You know you don’t look much like Chris, dude.
This mission fills us all with dread.
I wonder if A.A. and E.B. will arrive in Kansas in time to catch Tip – er, “Chris”?
E.B. (examining ID): “Dr. Dennis ‘Tip’ Wilkin.”
Tip (brazenly): “Never heard of him.”
E.B. (kindly): “Obviously! But word is he’s your go-to guy for makeovers. You should remember that name, Chris.” (handing back ID)
Tip has a point here; his drag is working as a power limiter for his hotness. If he was wearing non-drag clothes, no matter how much it clashes, people would recognize him as the hottest man they’ve seen (or confuse him with Artie, which would be even worse).
How about saddle shoes?
Pretty patent leather?
And yes, that outfit is awful! Only Lucille Ball could pull it off
Go full Ozma and turn the guards into hats.
Or eggs.
Wait that was Dorothy…
And of course, they’re going to recognize him not by his drag, but by his glasses, because that’s just the kind of world Skin Horse is in
On the other hand, if he takes off his glasses, nobody will be able to figure out Chris’s secret identity.
Ah, a disguise from the “bears wear hats” school of espionage.
Hey, somebody had to keep the fake moustache industry in business.
Ok, someome help me. Whose that guy sweetheart is talking to? I must have missed his name. Or introduction.
It’s Chris. Weren’t you paying attention yesterday?
It’s after Labour Day, OF COURSE Tip Wilkin wouldn’t be caught dead in white pumps. It has to be someone else! Duh.
I’m hoping he’s committed enough to the mission for a suit, giving the effect of the grey suit he should be able to go anywhere in enemy territory if he dons the regulation black suit.
By the Laws of Comedy, the current absurdity will probably work, but if he wore a suit, A-Sig would be all “Wait a minute, those Department of Irradiation nerds never wore suits!”
“Ah, must be some other crossdresser.”
Chris is short for Christine, after all
Mismatch that skirt, Tip Wilkin,
You’ve got to infiltrate just right.
Mismatch that skirt, Tip Wilkin,
Lord, you’ll infiltrate just right.
And-a don’t forget some alcohol
If it’s not dark enough a night.
Put on your white pumps Wilkin,
Anasigma wants you dead.
Put on your white pumps, Wilkin,
Anasigma wants you dead.
You know you don’t look much like Chris, dude.
This mission fills us all with dread.
—from “High-Heel Sneakers,” Tommy Tucker.
I wonder if A.A. and E.B. will arrive in Kansas in time to catch Tip – er, “Chris”?
E.B. (examining ID): “Dr. Dennis ‘Tip’ Wilkin.”
Tip (brazenly): “Never heard of him.”
E.B. (kindly): “Obviously! But word is he’s your go-to guy for makeovers. You should remember that name, Chris.” (handing back ID)
Did Echo Bravo ever actually meet Tip?
Tip has a point here; his drag is working as a power limiter for his hotness. If he was wearing non-drag clothes, no matter how much it clashes, people would recognize him as the hottest man they’ve seen (or confuse him with Artie, which would be even worse).
Tip saying that he’s in disguise. He thinks infiltration is wise. But Sweetheart is dubious since Tip has no clue-be-thus—now Tip must accessorize.
Art. Pure Art.
There’s actually a pretty good chance Tip could encounter James and the rest of the new team.
Why was my first thought that he looks like a more brightly-colored version of Kit Kittredge?
I must point out that it is now after labor day. No on the white pumps!
I think that’s the point.