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2017-09-04

by Jeffrey C. Wells on September 4, 2017 at 12:01 am
Chapter: Sure as You're Born
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  1. Pygar
    September 4, 2017, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    “FUN LURCH 2017”? WANT!

    • OneUniverse
      September 4, 2017, 8:45 am | # | Reply

      So you’re lurching with the rest of us undead?

  2. Towering Barbarian
    September 4, 2017, 12:05 am | # | Reply

    You mean he didn’t score with the reporter? He *did* flub the interview! O_O

    • Carl Muckenhoupt
      September 4, 2017, 4:15 am | # | Reply

      Now, let’s not jump to conclusions. This is Tip we’re talking about. Just because he’s moaning about making a fool of himself doesn’t mean he didn’t score.

    • Daniel Barkalow
      September 4, 2017, 1:39 pm | # | Reply

      Oh, he probably scored with the reporter. The problem was that he didn’t also score with the camera operator, which ruins a TV interview.

  3. Ogden Wernstrom
    September 4, 2017, 12:30 am | # | Reply

    No! Hands off the ice machine! Remember what happened when you played with the water cooler — a water cooler that is, or at least was, a powerful member of the shadow government.

  4. Robert Nowall
    September 4, 2017, 9:16 am | # | Reply

    Flub, flub, flub,
    Flub, flub, flub,
    Flub, flub, flub.

    There’s nothing Tip could say that won’t be spun.
    Nothing he could spring that would be sprung.
    Nothing he could do that wouldn’t have come out all the same.
    It’s sleazy!

    There’s nothing he didn’t say that wasn’t said.
    No word that could count among the dead.
    Nothing he could do that helped the NHS to climb.
    It’s queasy!

    All he did is flub!
    All he did is flub!
    All he did is flub!
    Flub is all he did.
    All he did is flub!
    All he did is flub!
    All he did is flub!
    Flub is all he did.

    There’s nothing he’d fly that would have flown.
    Nothing he could issue in the wrong tone.
    There’s nothing so weird and crazy that couldn’t help with what they need.
    It’s cheesy!

    All he did is flub!
    All he did is flub!
    All he did is flub!
    Flub is all he did.
    All he did is flub! (Altogether now!)
    All he did is flub! (Anybody?)
    All he did is flub!
    Flub is all he did.
    Flub is all he did
    Flub is all he did…

    Yes, today.
    Oh, yeah.
    He flubbed it, yeah, yeah, yeah,
    He flubbed it, yeah, yeah, yeah,
    Oh, yes, today.

    —from “All You Need is Love,” The Beatles.

    • Andy4Hire
      September 4, 2017, 11:21 am | # | Reply

      Beautifully done, sir. I applaud thee.

  5. Shadowmehr
    September 4, 2017, 10:15 am | # | Reply

    It might not be the best way of cheering someone up, but U.N.I.T.Y. may actually have the right of it. Tip may have accomplished the first accidental false flag operation in history (or would that be an accidental Xanatos gambit?).

    And I have to agree with Mr. Muckenhoupt above, Tip did get the reporter. He’s just anguishing about looking anything other than fabulous afterwards.

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