If only future Tip had sent past Tip a tachyon stream backward in time to warn against being sensible. Or would that have merely led to the discovery of an Anti-Tip?
But they need someone to be the head of the new department and the current heads can’t come to an agreement! If only there was a recently-made-redundant employee they could promote to save time!
Between the time bureaus there’s tension. An argument about time dimensions. So a merge is suggested, so Tip is divested. There’s no need for liaison rentention.
Ah, poor Tip. Their current job is killed by competence.
“The lack of helpful future mes should have warned me this was going to happen.”
rrgh, someone is un-succeeding through silly means!
Worse yet, un-succeeding through completely reasonable and sensible advice!
Silly bureaucrat! Good liaisons are *always* needed! Just assign him to someone new to liaison with. 🙂
Is it possible “Mr. Sanders” has just spawned an origin timeline for Mr. Green?
Oops! Tip may need to reapply, and take a different path up the ladder. This could take a while.
Had to be a temp job. Nobody issued him a pair of groovy glasses.
Good point!
I was expecting therapy puppets, but it was resolved in a single strip.
At first, we had no idea that the function of the Bureau of Temporal Anomalies was not to prevent them, but create them….
If only future Tip had sent past Tip a tachyon stream backward in time to warn against being sensible. Or would that have merely led to the discovery of an Anti-Tip?
Maybe past Tip can hire future Tip?
But they need someone to be the head of the new department and the current heads can’t come to an agreement! If only there was a recently-made-redundant employee they could promote to save time!
That is a surprisingly logical solution. Which means they won’t use it.
Tip, there is such a thing as being (*too*) efficient.
Well, that rules out Tip…
Between the time bureaus there’s tension. An argument about time dimensions. So a merge is suggested, so Tip is divested. There’s no need for liaison rentention.