Unity
Likes where she’s at
She met a horde that lurches with to the Brain-o-mat
Unity
Gets really smart
Her erudition flabbergasts her pal Sweetheart
When the brains wear off at dawn
She tackles problems with her ample brawn
Skin Horse need to get inside
No more yappin’, now it’s time to commit porticide
Hey there, door, it’s down you go-go
‘Cuz Tip and Ruby are goin’ too slow
Hey there, door, it’s down you go-go
I start punchin’ when the brains wear off
Hey there, door, it’s down you go-go
We gotta get inside to deal with GODOT
Hey there, door, it’s down you go-go
Welp, guess that didn’t work . . .
So I’mo go lurch!
Mad town! On St. Charlie we’re riding!
Go down! Zombie’s fist is colliding!
Steel door, what’s that secret you’re hiding?
There’s a smart computer and it’s named GODOT
Behind the steel door!
Tip, he asked, “Please, open?” Ruby just said “No!”
Behind the steel door!
Now it’s down to Sweetheart, ’cause we gotta go
Behind the steel door!
Big wall! Tall and solid and wide now!
Tough call! Brains and muscle we’ve tried now!
Steel door, what the heck is inside now?
It’s a competition, so we gotta get
Behind the steel door!
Stupid Anasigma hasn’t shown up yet
Behind the steel door!
Gotta win the contest, gotta win the bet
Behind the steel door!
Mad train! On St. Charlie we’re riding!
Big brain, acronyms is providing!
Steel door, what’s that secret you’re hiding?
Steel door!
I heard a teaser for an Interview on NPR w/ an actress who has the whole sweet disney princess voice thing, but plays a villen in her latest role. That got me wondering about voices for the Skin Horse and Narbonic Casts. This has resulted in much pondering.
That’s exactly what I was thinking. Me, I’d probably knock and end up being electrocuted, but then I’m not a talking dog, Canadian, or a Federal employee.
Is this door made by the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation?
Does it have a sunny disposition?
Is it their pleasure to open for you, and their satisfaction to close again with the knowledge of a job well done.
Will it say “Hummmmmmmyummmmmmm ah!” when it finally opens. I hope it does.
Ruby isn’t mad. I’m sure the reason why she wants the door to be opened is a logical one, and that so is the reason why she doesn’t want to be the one to open it.
It probably works with knock-knock jokes.
tune: “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go,” Wham!
Unity
Likes where she’s at
She met a horde that lurches with to the Brain-o-mat
Unity
Gets really smart
Her erudition flabbergasts her pal Sweetheart
When the brains wear off at dawn
She tackles problems with her ample brawn
Skin Horse need to get inside
No more yappin’, now it’s time to commit porticide
Hey there, door, it’s down you go-go
‘Cuz Tip and Ruby are goin’ too slow
Hey there, door, it’s down you go-go
I start punchin’ when the brains wear off
Hey there, door, it’s down you go-go
We gotta get inside to deal with GODOT
Hey there, door, it’s down you go-go
Welp, guess that didn’t work . . .
So I’mo go lurch!
Crud! There shouldn’t be a “with” in line 3. I hate not being able to correct these comments.
I knew someone would use a “Wham!” song … thanks, Mani (that is you, Kay, right?)
Yup. Manifesta has been my online name forever, but I wasn’t using it here or at Narbonic, and I can’t remember why.
(TUNE: “Green Door”, Bob Davie and Marvin Moore)
Mad town! On St. Charlie we’re riding!
Go down! Zombie’s fist is colliding!
Steel door, what’s that secret you’re hiding?
There’s a smart computer and it’s named GODOT
Behind the steel door!
Tip, he asked, “Please, open?” Ruby just said “No!”
Behind the steel door!
Now it’s down to Sweetheart, ’cause we gotta go
Behind the steel door!
Big wall! Tall and solid and wide now!
Tough call! Brains and muscle we’ve tried now!
Steel door, what the heck is inside now?
It’s a competition, so we gotta get
Behind the steel door!
Stupid Anasigma hasn’t shown up yet
Behind the steel door!
Gotta win the contest, gotta win the bet
Behind the steel door!
Mad train! On St. Charlie we’re riding!
Big brain, acronyms is providing!
Steel door, what’s that secret you’re hiding?
Steel door!
I heard a teaser for an Interview on NPR w/ an actress who has the whole sweet disney princess voice thing, but plays a villen in her latest role. That got me wondering about voices for the Skin Horse and Narbonic Casts. This has resulted in much pondering.
I just hear Tip as Cillian Murphy.
I always hear Sweetheart as Leela’s voice from Futurama.
ooooh…Sweetheart’s expression! Something going on in that little bureaucratic mind. Give it up GODOT. You haven’t got a chance.
Oh gods, she’s gonna invoke her awesome native Canadian powers of politeness, isn’t she?
Yep she’s going to try something no one has tried before.
Ask nicely.
That’s so crazy it just might work!
No, Tip tried that yesterday.
No, no, you ask the *door* or GODOT nicely.
That’s exactly what I was thinking. Me, I’d probably knock and end up being electrocuted, but then I’m not a talking dog, Canadian, or a Federal employee.
Is this door made by the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation?
Does it have a sunny disposition?
Is it their pleasure to open for you, and their satisfaction to close again with the knowledge of a job well done.
Will it say “Hummmmmmmyummmmmmm ah!” when it finally opens. I hope it does.
The two things they’ve tried so far are perfectly valid first steps
except when you consider one thing:
everyone here is mad
Ruby isn’t mad. I’m sure the reason why she wants the door to be opened is a logical one, and that so is the reason why she doesn’t want to be the one to open it.
Perhaps someone should ask the door about Ruby.
I assumed that she’s lying about being able to open it.
Let’s see, Tip has tried the slippery, clever answer.
U.N.I.T.Y. has tried the brute force answer.
What has Sweetheart got up her nonexistent little sleeves?
Fur.
Methinks she’s stalling, because she knows godot’s gone rogue
What, no leg sweep?
“‘Look! Gene A. Kee with Mark Hanna!’ And then BAM! Leg sweep!”
If the door is invincible, go through the wall. If the wall is invincible, go through the ceiling or floor and move over or under.
Morpheus to Neo: there is no door!