With dog-like dread,
The puppy sits and cries!
To what she said,
The human then replies,
“I’ve been in here
For two days in a row!
My canine dear,
I really have to go!” (I need the loo, I need the loo)
”A pro with in-sight you should see.”
So why the food did she choose me?
Will … she … lose Unity?
What the scrip do I care?
Seats are full of dog hair!
Why … did … she come to me,
With her dog anxiety?!
Of course she’s not going to talk to Tip, he’ll want to use Puppets! At least Nick ain’t got no CORKING arms to work puppets with! And has Nick already worked through all the Yiddish curses? I find that hard to believe, there are so many wonderful Yiddish curses & foul insults.
Fortunately, I wasn’t in the middle of a sip of coffee when I read the last panel. Nick? Someone tells you to find someone with “insight into behavior and emotional finesse” and you go to Nick????
Yeah, he’s the only member of the team who isn’t traipsing through a sewer, but still… This is more of a “I’ve got an idea of what I really should do in the back of my mind, but let’s do the exact opposite instead.”
Poor Nick. After the mission’s over he should try and see if he can get drunk if someone pours a shot of everclear into his tank.
Talking to Nick is a surprisingly logical thing to do. Nick is the only member of the team with any experience at all regarding more serious relationships. Artie? Nope. Tip? If anything, a more definite nope. Unity? Not the right person to talk to, for obvious reasons. Ginny? Too borderline insane and possibly bugged by A-sig, although probably still a better choice than Nick, if she wasn’t in the sewers right now.
Lets see now, she’s in California, home to 45 squillion therapists, in a necropolis with at least one and probably several pantologists (which includes psychotherapy), and she homes in on the helicopter who only learned how to relate to people after he lost his human body.
And Sweetheart is considered the reasonable, sane one around here?
She’ll lose points for that.
I feel that last panel should be filed under “Seeking relationship advice: You’re doing it wrong!” .
Oh Sweetheart, can’t you just go to a zombie shrink like everybody else in Necropolis?
Oh, Sweetheart, you’re just going to wind up talking to Tip, aren’t you. And you’ve yet to clear up that misunderstanding he has with you, too!
Well she did admit he was extremely good looking of course that was during the werewolf arc…
you have chosen, poorly.
(TUNE: “With Cat-Like Tread”, Gilbert & Sullivan)
With dog-like dread,
The puppy sits and cries!
To what she said,
The human then replies,
“I’ve been in here
For two days in a row!
My canine dear,
I really have to go!”
(I need the loo, I need the loo)
”A pro with in-sight you should see.”
So why the food did she choose me?
Will … she … lose Unity?
What the scrip do I care?
Seats are full of dog hair!
Why … did … she come to me,
With her dog anxiety?!
I bet she ends up talking to Artie and he’s no better. She’ll refuse to talk to Tip until she absolutely has to.
Emotional Finesse or Tip. You can only choose one.
Of course she’s not going to talk to Tip, he’ll want to use Puppets! At least Nick ain’t got no CORKING arms to work puppets with! And has Nick already worked through all the Yiddish curses? I find that hard to believe, there are so many wonderful Yiddish curses & foul insults.
Fortunately, I wasn’t in the middle of a sip of coffee when I read the last panel. Nick? Someone tells you to find someone with “insight into behavior and emotional finesse” and you go to Nick????
Yeah, he’s the only member of the team who isn’t traipsing through a sewer, but still… This is more of a “I’ve got an idea of what I really should do in the back of my mind, but let’s do the exact opposite instead.”
Poor Nick. After the mission’s over he should try and see if he can get drunk if someone pours a shot of everclear into his tank.
I’m glad Nick is still setting off his censor software from time to time. That was one of the best parts of the comic.
Talking to Nick is a surprisingly logical thing to do. Nick is the only member of the team with any experience at all regarding more serious relationships. Artie? Nope. Tip? If anything, a more definite nope. Unity? Not the right person to talk to, for obvious reasons. Ginny? Too borderline insane and possibly bugged by A-sig, although probably still a better choice than Nick, if she wasn’t in the sewers right now.
I think that the only person Sweetheart knows who has insight into behaviours and emotional finesse is also her boss so that won’t work either.
i see puppets in Sweetheart’s future.
Lets see now, she’s in California, home to 45 squillion therapists, in a necropolis with at least one and probably several pantologists (which includes psychotherapy), and she homes in on the helicopter who only learned how to relate to people after he lost his human body.
And Sweetheart is considered the reasonable, sane one around here?
Well given her limited options…
Also I hope they let that lady out soon.