He is totes evil, but he’s also cost-conscious. Mass murder ain’t cheap, they didn’t budget for it, and the (in)discretionary fund’s tapped out as it is.
Hmm. Helps there’s also the ‘basically immortal’ thing with Jaegers, too… but if such people actually count as non-human, why not be “Higgs”? (And Higgs/Zeetha is canon, while Agatha/Dimo seems pretty damn unlikely!)
Also it’s uncanny how much like Magneto H.T. can be despite having no superpowers. But I guess that’s why Magneto was picked as the #1 comic book supervillain: you could Kryptonite him and still be left with someone just slightly less dangerous than Lex Luthor.
There was a similar bit on the Kevin & Kell twitter feed, where it turns out that most of these people lose interest once they learn the animal they’re predisposed to turn into is a lot less impressive than their fursona.
Remember the thing about accaudials in “Narbonic?” Mutants with an obsession with humanity…after a while they claim they can’t feel their wings or tails…and they write angsty poetry about going into accounting and moving to Detroit.
I thought Sweetheart showed symptoms of that when she was in the drone and in Akron…
Well, we’ve had an irresponsible nuclear physicist, a mad zoologist, and the tigerish reincarnation of Malcolm X. A mad scientist trapped in the 50’s would almost seem normal in comparison.
@H.T.: Radiation causes severe cell damage, cancers, and sickness. What you’re looking for is a tailored retrovirus that causes specific intron activation to induce animal-related atavisms to express themselves in the host organism.
Nya? It’s not my fault I know these sorts of things! I live with a Neanderthal and a half-fae mad scientist!
I think our tiger friend forgets that humans are animals. We’re mammals and primates, just hairless and have high intelligence and different body type then most animals. Also that would kill ALL life due to radiation poisoning.
So it begins
So comes the furpocalypse.
Scary part is that there are a lot of people who would actually welcome such an event in real life, nyao…
Mmm-hm. The hairless-plains-ape model has its upsides on the practicality front, but it’s not exactly sporty…
This is how the world ends. Not with a bang, but with a *fluffy fluffy fluffy fluffy so fluffy fluffy*
The great enfuzzening.
But what of those who wished for scales?
Gimme a customization menu, the option to keep the opposable thums, and sign me up! :3
The world would go on, though…
Who WOULDN’T sign on to get a great fur coat and a set of claws? I’m certainly on board with the enfuzzening of humanity! 😀
But I thought the fox colored squirrel guy was totes into evil.
He is totes evil, but he’s also cost-conscious. Mass murder ain’t cheap, they didn’t budget for it, and the (in)discretionary fund’s tapped out as it is.
Plus, there’s different kinds of evil. Killing everyone is worse than killing SOME people and ruling with a torturous iron fist.
Also, he only frowns on it.
Huh; we’ll have to get rid of all the rocking chairs, I guess, or most of ’em (tail-less mutates can have them, I suppose.)
Lust make a hole in them… and be carefull you dont run over your tail.
Freudian typo?
I was trying to figure out “Okay, which story with Lust as a character is this a reference to?”
Actually i sometimes start to write things as i think them, so i occasionally switch similarly sounding letters.
After looking at today’s Girl Genius I think I wouldn’t mind being Dimo. I mean if I gotta be mutated and all.
Hmm. Helps there’s also the ‘basically immortal’ thing with Jaegers, too… but if such people actually count as non-human, why not be “Higgs”? (And Higgs/Zeetha is canon, while Agatha/Dimo seems pretty damn unlikely!)
But Higgs is probably a Jaeger…
Good call, he is, afterall, never apart from his hat
But you need Jägerdraft for that.
Being a cat is my goal in life so evil tiger monster sign me up
Same here.
From human to cat? Nya ha ha, who says there’s no such thing as evolution? Of course you want to become a superior lifeform, nyao!
After all, everybody wants to be a cat!
https://youtu.be/4rrXR6n0RTY
Cue “Fursonal Jesus.”
Also it’s uncanny how much like Magneto H.T. can be despite having no superpowers. But I guess that’s why Magneto was picked as the #1 comic book supervillain: you could Kryptonite him and still be left with someone just slightly less dangerous than Lex Luthor.
Magneto is one of my favorite villains. Half the time he’s on screen I’m agreeing with him. And his plans aren’t complete garbage.
You’re responsible for this:
(If you can’t find the tune, then I’ve done this wrong)
Had with sapiens
Belligerence,
(been) irradiated
into a little merle.
Painful to me,
Pierce right through me,
Cat you understand
Is my little love…
All I ever wanted,
All I ever needed:
H T’s call to arms.
Humanity’s unnecessary!
Birds aren’t token,
Too, be chosen…
Felines are in trend…
Word of squirrel:
Ledger remain,
So does the brain
– All the millisievert
are forgettable.
All I ever wanted,
All I ever needed:
H T’s call to arms.
Humanity’s unnecessary!
They can only do harm.
Destroy the sapiens…”
Some bug ate the comment button when I tried to post in once… ubuntu ftw…
Oh no, here comes the fuzz!
You mean the cops?
No, a tiger with an irradiation cannon!
Humanity…who knew someone’d offer something better?
There was a similar bit on the Kevin & Kell twitter feed, where it turns out that most of these people lose interest once they learn the animal they’re predisposed to turn into is a lot less impressive than their fursona.
Remember the thing about accaudials in “Narbonic?” Mutants with an obsession with humanity…after a while they claim they can’t feel their wings or tails…and they write angsty poetry about going into accounting and moving to Detroit.
I thought Sweetheart showed symptoms of that when she was in the drone and in Akron…
And the crow in Cleveland, whatever his name was . . .
furpocalypse leads to furanoia furever on fury road
That’s furry road to you, mister!
I’m going to blame it on a typo “ar ar”
Is being a furry super offensive in this world? Kinda seems like it would be.
Like the whole “blonde dreadlocks” thing?
If he want’s to be REALLY evil, I recommend inspiration from the whamadoddle art of Doug Winger…
Speaking of Mads and animals, wonder if Imogene Frog is gonna be in on this. Been too long since we’ve seen her…
Well, we’ve had an irresponsible nuclear physicist, a mad zoologist, and the tigerish reincarnation of Malcolm X. A mad scientist trapped in the 50’s would almost seem normal in comparison.
So… this would be the irradiator they were using to mutate humans over in the mirror world, I’m guessing.
@H.T.: Radiation causes severe cell damage, cancers, and sickness. What you’re looking for is a tailored retrovirus that causes specific intron activation to induce animal-related atavisms to express themselves in the host organism.
Nya? It’s not my fault I know these sorts of things! I live with a Neanderthal and a half-fae mad scientist!
I think our tiger friend forgets that humans are animals. We’re mammals and primates, just hairless and have high intelligence and different body type then most animals. Also that would kill ALL life due to radiation poisoning.
I know what the game is here: it’s Trivial Fursuit.