I’d counter with “what if there were two such crosses having sex”, except that even _I_ wouldn’t use that kind of language in a polite comment section like this. >-_^<
End? We already have a brain-in-a-jar helicopter, a sapient robot, and an arguably even more sapient AI program. It began with mad science, the question is how far will it go before the pitchfork and torches crowd show up.
Most hippos are angry most of the time. They’re big. They have huge teeth. They can run as fast as a Jeep. They’re amphibious. And they’re herbivorous, which means they’ll attack you even if they’re not hungry.
The only African vertebrate that kills more humans than hippos is other humans.
That doesn’t make any sense; why would entities be coded to merge at all? It would make more sense for them to be unable to detect each other, due to not having scripts designed for when they meet, but merging?
it could be that all ‘monsters’ (or at least the class of mob that the stegosaurus and hippopotamus belong to) are all statted identically and share a namespace, with area-dependent texturing.
Oh noes! The cute baby stegosaurus now has a mean hippo head! Stay good, Boney, stay good!
Boney be good
To be fair, that hippo head is still very cute.
Hippos only look cute. They’re one of the meanest animals you can meet in the wild.
What would have been the result with an elephant and a rhino?
An elephant with a thagomizer in front?
I want you to know that someone understood and appreciated that reference.
(It was me!)
Thanks for the reply! Who would have expected Ed to tell a pun?
Hey, Ed, do you have a mailing list or do I need to keep checking your page?
Elephino.
Ding ding ding we have a winner! 🙂
*Entire audience of Muppets looking confused and uncomprehending*
That joke was a big hit in 5th grade, but, you know, it’s still funny.
I’m just not sure it’s rhelephant, here.
I’d counter with “what if there were two such crosses having sex”, except that even _I_ wouldn’t use that kind of language in a polite comment section like this. >-_^<
A horny hippo?
Horny Hippos sounds like a game that would get pulled off the market pretty quick… unlike https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HPI_HT6yjo !
“Ayhaventagodamklu.”
Shame they didn’t bring a sheep with them.
Then they could have had a hungus…
This is going to end with some horrifying mad-science abomination, isn’t it?
End? We already have a brain-in-a-jar helicopter, a sapient robot, and an arguably even more sapient AI program. It began with mad science, the question is how far will it go before the pitchfork and torches crowd show up.
There was that one normal guy in California. It was only the one so probably doesn’t count.
Cyborg helicopters and sentient corporations I can handle, but a normal guy in California? Suspension of disbelief only goes so far
Please can I finally see a gorillephant!?!?
Holy Hell! I googled gorillephant. The image gallery is hilarious!
“Splork”. I love it.
Angry Hippos—when Angry Birds and Hungry Hippos merge?
Most hippos are angry most of the time. They’re big. They have huge teeth. They can run as fast as a Jeep. They’re amphibious. And they’re herbivorous, which means they’ll attack you even if they’re not hungry.
The only African vertebrate that kills more humans than hippos is other humans.
I’ve forgotten, is that also the sound of the gender change serum?
Almost, the sex chance sound effect is “SPLORT” this is “SPLORK”
Not a knlife, not a flork, but a splork!
EEEEE it so CUUUTE!
I am reminded of a Bill Cosby joke involving the Seattle Zoo.
That doesn’t make any sense; why would entities be coded to merge at all? It would make more sense for them to be unable to detect each other, due to not having scripts designed for when they meet, but merging?
it could be that all ‘monsters’ (or at least the class of mob that the stegosaurus and hippopotamus belong to) are all statted identically and share a namespace, with area-dependent texturing.
So is it a hipposaurus, or a stegopotamus?
A hippo with a thagomizer is pretty terrifying.
Hippo Launchers?
Luckily hippos are only dangerous when they wiggle their ears and blow bubbles.