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2013-11-02

by shaenon on November 2, 2013 at 12:01 am
Chapter: My Brother Sam Is Dead
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  1. mnementh
    November 2, 2013, 12:15 am | # | Reply

    Why bury the lede when you can make him a zombie too? Besides; it’s not like there’s a lot of places left to bury him; that’s kindof the root of the thing, as it were…

    mnem
    You know she wants Artie too.

  2. Zap Rowsdower
    November 2, 2013, 12:21 am | # | Reply

    That’s right, Emperor Norton was buried there, wasn’t he.

    • GeeJo
      November 2, 2013, 2:06 am | # | Reply

      I’m *really* hoping that’s where the story’s heading.

    • theauldgrump
      November 2, 2013, 1:48 pm | # | Reply

      Emperor Norton I – Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico…. What of his dogs, Bummer and Lazarus? (Actually… given the name Lazarus….)

      The Auld Grump

      • Mental Mouse
        December 24, 2015, 8:18 am | # | Reply

        Well, both dogs showed up in the main timeline.

  3. Daniel
    November 2, 2013, 12:46 am | # | Reply

    I imagine that, when you live next door to a zombie micro-nation, being upwind would be a major factor when choosing your apartment.

    • Shadowmehr
      November 2, 2013, 10:14 am | # | Reply

      Every real estate agent out there will tell you, it’s all about location, location, location.

    • BMunro
      November 2, 2013, 1:11 pm | # | Reply

      Upsides and downsides: upwind, you can’t smell them: OTOH, they might smell you, and your tasty, tasty brain.

    • Rex Vivat
      November 2, 2013, 10:36 pm | # | Reply

      From what this strip implies, I gather that all humans (and probably everyone alive) live in Upwind.

  4. pdp15
    November 2, 2013, 1:00 am | # | Reply

    Ah, another liberal Artie major!

    • pcj
      November 2, 2013, 4:34 am | # | Reply

      ouch 🙂

  5. Charlotte GHOULS (@literary_lottie)
    November 2, 2013, 5:31 am | # | Reply

    sysadmin, huh? I wonder if we’ve just discovered the identity of the Dead Rights blogger HeyRube that was mentioned a few strips back.

  6. eddurd
    November 2, 2013, 8:32 am | # | Reply

    (TUNE: “Nowhere Man”, The Beatles)

    North Amer’can Gerbil-Man,
    I observe his secret plan!
    He’ll do ev’rything he can
    To thwart me!

    Equal rights, we’re working at!
    Voting, housing, all of that!
    We will form the Necromat-
    -Ic Party!

     See his opposition
     To our Proposition!
     Gerbil-Man,
     Oppressing … the whole undead clan!

    North Amer’can Gerbil-Man,
    I observe his secret plan!
    He’ll do ev’rything he can
    To thwart me!
    See him fight against our right
    To party!
    I can’t stand that Gerbil-Man
    Named Artie!

    • Kwills
      November 2, 2013, 2:01 pm | # | Reply

      Brilliant, Eddurd, as ever. I’ll be singing this as I make dinner, much to the confusion of my family.

  7. iburns
    November 2, 2013, 9:19 am | # | Reply

    Why would Artie be AGAINST prop 39?

  8. Minivet
    November 2, 2013, 10:11 am | # | Reply

    I always have trouble reading about “Prop 39” since that was an actual California proposition – in 2012, even. (A boring one.)

    • John Schilling
      November 2, 2013, 10:32 am | # | Reply

      And there was a Prop 39 in 1984, and another in 2000, also boring. If current trends continue, there will be another one in 2022, which could conceivably involve undead-American rights.

      Unless proposition aleph-null, the California Universal Proposition Enfranchisement Proposition, passes before then. In that case, every California voter, living or dead, gets to introduce a proposition of their very own in every election. Propositions to be identified by the voter’s social security number, and it may be that 000-00-0039 is buried in a California cemetery…

  9. davidbreslin101
    November 2, 2013, 5:42 pm | # | Reply

    ….I am just plain too tired right now to filk, but where there’s an Upwind there’s a Downwind. “Down Town” and “Uptown Girl” both spring to mind.

    • JET73L
      March 7, 2015, 7:46 pm | # | Reply

      To the tune of “Uptown Girl”, Billy Joel:

      Upwind girl,
      She’s been livin’ in her upwind world.
      Bet she’s never had an undead guy.
      Bet her mama never told her why.

      I’m being spied by an uptown gir.
      She’s been living in her human world
      As long as anyone whose heart beats can
      And now she’s spying on a gerbil man.
      That’s what I am.

      And when she knows if
      I’m pro-39,
      And when she knows that
      She wants to be mine,

      She’ll see I’m not so strait
      (But I don’t love that crossdressing mate).
      You know I saw her when she laid the bait
      To catch me voting with my undead hate.
      She’s not so great.

      Upwind girl,
      You know that I’d prefer a guy in pearls.
      But maybe when Prop 39 comes in.
      She’ll realize which side I chose to win.
      She’ll notice then.

      And when she’s sneaking,
      And looking for clues.
      She’ll come up empty,
      She’ll then have the blues.

      She’ll say I’m not so bad
      Just because
      I’m not mad
      For an upwind girl,
      She’s been living in her human world.
      Long as anyone whose heart beats can,
      Though she’s looking for a gerbil man
      (That’s what I am).

      Upwind girl.
      She’s an upwind girl.
      I’m being stalked
      By an upwind girl.

      • JET73L
        March 7, 2015, 7:49 pm | # | Reply

        *line 5, girl.

        That was kind of difficult with “Man on the Moon” (R.E.M.) stuck in my head. I hope I got the scansion right.

  10. Saberbeam
    November 2, 2013, 5:44 pm | # | Reply

    A sociologist? I would have pegged her as a reporter, as that sounds less like an area of study and more like a Weekly World News headline (I can only imagine the cover art they’d have). Although, given the nature of Annex One’s work, maybe the tabloids were right after all.

  11. Tetra Valent
    November 2, 2013, 6:37 pm | # | Reply

    There’s a Lesser North American Gerbil-Man?

    • iburns
      November 3, 2013, 8:24 pm | # | Reply

      There is nothing lesser about Arthur Narbon.

      • Tetra Valent
        November 4, 2013, 4:37 pm | # | Reply

        No, but the fact that she identifies him by “Greater …” implies that somewhere there is a “Lesser …”.

  12. Smithnik
    November 2, 2013, 8:05 pm | # | Reply

    When you are staying where there’s zombies decaying
    You should never move…downwind
    Don’t ever hurry when the bodies are stirry
    Never sign a lease…downwind
    Listen to the moaning of the zombies in their rising
    Just don’t stay too long or else your hats will need resizing
    That would be bad…
    The smell is much stronger there
    You will forget all the dangers, forget all your fears
    Don’t go downwind, things are quite deadly there
    Downwind – terrible place for sure
    Downwind – zombies are waiting for you…

    • reynard61
      November 2, 2013, 11:00 pm | # | Reply

      Ha! Nice one! But you should be polite and always remember to include a composer (or, in this particular case, decomposer) and lyricist attribution.

  13. Smithnik
    November 4, 2013, 3:34 pm | # | Reply

    Well, if the entire thing had posted, it would have been visible. The broken comment system is really annoying, and in this case it actually broke the post. I didn’t notice at the time.
    “Downtown” was recorded by Petula Clark, but the songwriter was Tony Hatch.
    I will have to reconstruct the other verse that was originally part of the post.

    • Kona
      November 4, 2014, 11:06 am | # | Reply

      The fragment that did post is awesome, Smithnik. *Applause, applause*.

  14. Mental Mouse
    December 24, 2015, 8:20 am | # | Reply

    For a Biomass-resistant drought, that’s an awfully lush green field behind them!

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