Ahh, but it’s only charming and stylish up until they decide that you really would taste best eaten *alive.* That’s one issue you don’t have to usually deal with among two-legged master-villains– they don’t usually prefer a main course that screams.
Eh, when it comes to offing the hero, I’d rather just skip the monologuing and them in a quick and pragmatic manner. If they were particularly annoying to deal with, they’d be manacled to a table with cheap iron and I’d put on clown makeup before staringunnervingin an unnerving manner until they either begged me to stop or asked if I was going to tell them about my master plan. Then I’d just throw the lever that dropped the 5 ton weight that was suspended above them.
Unity’s not remotely afraid of being killed. She’s a zombie. I don’t even get an ‘annoyed’ vibe from her here. Her “Oh yeah” (and Sweetheart’s “He’s gonna kill us” actually) seems more ‘matter-of-fact’ than anything else. Maybe with a little ‘this is not what I expected when I got up this morning’ thrown in for good measure.
No exclamation marks. Leads me to believe that they’re pretty apathetic about it. Unity probably hasn’t realized yet that she has a pretty good chance of getting to beat people (or animals) up.
It might be crazy, what he’s about to say
HT says it’s religion, but that’s a big mistake
It’s just some further science in his database
What he knows, like you should dare, baby, it’s the way.
(It’s cosmognothics!)
Come along and he can show you he has got the proof.
(It’s cosmognothics!)
Come along if you think he’s playing with the truth.
(It’s cosmognothics!)
Come along if you see the answer’s overdue.
(It’s cosmognothics!)
Come along if you want this possum’s follow through…
If I’ve learnt anything from Frontier: Elite 2, it’s that even a 1MW laser weighs a tonne*. And those don’t even give out a steady beam for HT to enjoy.
HT is unlikely to offer Unity (who is probably quite a bit stronger than he is and is also potentially infectious) a fair hand to claws fight. Most likely he has alternate nefarious means for disposing of unwanted guests. Possibly in the crawlspaces.
Honestly, if he’s trying to keep them from figuring out something, an evening of pleasant, yet slightly menacing, conversation should keep them up all night planning how to defend against an angry tiger and a herd of adorable box turtles.
Then HT can have a good night’s sleep and they’ll be too tired in the morning to bother trying to figure out what his evil plan actually is.
So they created a religion based around a cosmology wherein the worshippers are to be saved by messianic aliens? Keep them away from Travolta and no one mention a plate o’shrimp.
Ah yes it is the return of HT’s One Weakness: being a Homophobe
Shouldn’t that be “hominidophobe”?
The homo in homosexual is Greek, meaning same, as in same gender, not the Latin homo meaning Man.
He may kill you but he’ll do it charmingly and with style. I appreciate that in a villain.
That kind of class is what separates the true masterminds and archvillains from mere bit-part thugs. It’s proof that H.T. is a true professional.
Ahh, but it’s only charming and stylish up until they decide that you really would taste best eaten *alive.* That’s one issue you don’t have to usually deal with among two-legged master-villains– they don’t usually prefer a main course that screams.
Eh, when it comes to offing the hero, I’d rather just skip the monologuing and them in a quick and pragmatic manner. If they were particularly annoying to deal with, they’d be manacled to a table with cheap iron and I’d put on clown makeup before staringunnervingin an unnerving manner until they either begged me to stop or asked if I was going to tell them about my master plan. Then I’d just throw the lever that dropped the 5 ton weight that was suspended above them.
*kill them in a quick pragmatic manner
You know that you’ve arrived as a supervillain when you can get someone like Unity that scared of you. ^_^
From her expression, she’s not so much scared as mildly annoyed at the prospect.
Unity’s not remotely afraid of being killed. She’s a zombie. I don’t even get an ‘annoyed’ vibe from her here. Her “Oh yeah” (and Sweetheart’s “He’s gonna kill us” actually) seems more ‘matter-of-fact’ than anything else. Maybe with a little ‘this is not what I expected when I got up this morning’ thrown in for good measure.
I’m not sure it’s not “Oh yeah, this is going to be fun.”
No exclamation marks. Leads me to believe that they’re pretty apathetic about it. Unity probably hasn’t realized yet that she has a pretty good chance of getting to beat people (or animals) up.
It might be crazy, what he’s about to say
HT says it’s religion, but that’s a big mistake
It’s just some further science in his database
What he knows, like you should dare, baby, it’s the way.
(It’s cosmognothics!)
Come along and he can show you he has got the proof.
(It’s cosmognothics!)
Come along if you think he’s playing with the truth.
(It’s cosmognothics!)
Come along if you see the answer’s overdue.
(It’s cosmognothics!)
Come along if you want this possum’s follow through…
—from “Happy,” Pharrell Williams
Very nice.
You can take him, Unity!
How does a leg sweep work when they’ve got multiple pairs of legs further apart than Unity’s whole body?
Obviously you need to distract his front half and his back half separately.
I find string works well for that.
Laser Pointer!
Preferably in the multiple megawatt class, right between the eyes.
If I’ve learnt anything from Frontier: Elite 2, it’s that even a 1MW laser weighs a tonne*. And those don’t even give out a steady beam for HT to enjoy.
HT is unlikely to offer Unity (who is probably quite a bit stronger than he is and is also potentially infectious) a fair hand to claws fight. Most likely he has alternate nefarious means for disposing of unwanted guests. Possibly in the crawlspaces.
Take over his body, then kiss Sweetheart again. XD
Distract him with a refrigerator box.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J11uu8L8FTY
He’s Hungry Tiger, not Good At Duplicitous Ruses Tiger. Good thing 2/3 of these agents are MadScience-powered mutants or nano-weapons.
Careful if you have to fight them turtles Unity, they’ll really give you Shell.
Honestly, if he’s trying to keep them from figuring out something, an evening of pleasant, yet slightly menacing, conversation should keep them up all night planning how to defend against an angry tiger and a herd of adorable box turtles.
Then HT can have a good night’s sleep and they’ll be too tired in the morning to bother trying to figure out what his evil plan actually is.
Sure it’s science, Anthony. Just like the sciencism that ignores new evidence that challenges preexisting world views.
So they created a religion based around a cosmology wherein the worshippers are to be saved by messianic aliens? Keep them away from Travolta and no one mention a plate o’shrimp.