I used to work at Whimsey World, I used to play the clown.
But I couldn’t take the saccharine and had to blow that town.
Now I’m playing it real cool, and yes, my horn is long.
You might think I’m nasty, but I’m way too-far gone.
Cause I will say what’s going on,
It sucks to be wrong.
It sucks to be wrong.
I work for Princess Aimee now, I’m hooked on her VR.
I keep the gate ‘most every way, the Whimsey commissar.
They proved that I’m no good at it, but I just go along.
I know that I’m lazy,
I know I don’t belong.
But I won’t stop replying that
It sucks to be wrong
It sucks to be wrong…
You’ve found the way to muster out,
You’re at our hideaway,
And those who came without a doubt,
Can download here and stay.
You see them here for free ‘kay?
It’s under Aimee’s stewardship.
Just drop your swear-word parcel,
Forget about a tip.
Don’t tell me that I’m lazy,
Don’t tell me I belong.
Take it from me,
It sucks to be wrong.
It sucks to be wrong…
—from “Hip to Be Square,” written by Bill Gibson / Sean Hopper / Huey Lewis, performed by Huey Lewis and the News
Baron Mistycorn looks a little down in the dumps.
Depression can be contagious after a while.
Well, not surprising, given there never was gonna be a non-weird way to get his freak off…
Nick must have taught him that.
Nah, Baron Mistycorn read a copy of Moore’s “Filth in Forth” way back, and expanded his studies from there.
New chapter!
“Off to the Fair.” “Charlotte’s Web?”
Here we go loup dee loop.
Just last week, I was thinking of Baron Mistycorn and how I haven’t missed him at all.
That package and it’s bearer get a little bit smaller in every frame.
Either that, or Baron is getting larger.
Oh god, he’s a dying star! Soon he will go nova and wipe out everything nearby!
And nothing would make him happier.
Ooh! Start with Yiddish! You’ll keep him stuck there all day.
I expect the drone would get bored (possibly even shocked) and leave long before Baron runs out of swears.
Maybe if the drone plugs into the mainframe, it would be more exciting on the insife. Here is just the discarded hardware – and the unicorn.
If he wants a tip, try Tip Wilkin.
I used to work at Whimsey World, I used to play the clown.
But I couldn’t take the saccharine and had to blow that town.
Now I’m playing it real cool, and yes, my horn is long.
You might think I’m nasty, but I’m way too-far gone.
Cause I will say what’s going on,
It sucks to be wrong.
It sucks to be wrong.
I work for Princess Aimee now, I’m hooked on her VR.
I keep the gate ‘most every way, the Whimsey commissar.
They proved that I’m no good at it, but I just go along.
I know that I’m lazy,
I know I don’t belong.
But I won’t stop replying that
It sucks to be wrong
It sucks to be wrong…
You’ve found the way to muster out,
You’re at our hideaway,
And those who came without a doubt,
Can download here and stay.
You see them here for free ‘kay?
It’s under Aimee’s stewardship.
Just drop your swear-word parcel,
Forget about a tip.
Don’t tell me that I’m lazy,
Don’t tell me I belong.
Take it from me,
It sucks to be wrong.
It sucks to be wrong…
—from “Hip to Be Square,” written by Bill Gibson / Sean Hopper / Huey Lewis, performed by Huey Lewis and the News