*fingers crossed*
Victory via Combining Mecha…Victory via Combining Mecha….Victory via Combining Mecha…
*fingers crossed*
“I have conquered my enemy and added my most worthy rival to myself!”
“HITTY IS FEELING DEGRADED…”
“What was that?”
“A mere echo of VICTORY!”
“HITTY WILL LATER START DISCUSSION OF GENDER ROLES”
They could even swipe a few other bots and go full Voltron. Then when “it” hits the fan, Sweetheart and Mustachio have a few other bodies running guard.
Assuming any of them can regain consciousness/functionality to agree, of course.
Now
I think of you–tee hee
And how I learned of Robot Heaven
Meet the Makers? Ah ’tis a…pity
You act as if we were old friends
I feel, I’m doomed, Hitty
I fear, I’m a bit of a jumble
I’m a bit of a jumble
At this moment
I nurse your advice
That roiled my poor heart
And I’ve mastered our art of winning
Taking the thuds without falling apart
You shared top secrets, e’en your chassis
When I’d
Naught left to give
You offered your own feminine wiles to he
Since I met you, I’ve been jumbling
I’m a bit of a jumble.
The robot fight has two bots at the end,
The robot fight has two bots at the end,
The robot fight has two bots at the end,
Two bots at the end,
Two bots at the end.
Though Hitty is big and Moustachio’s small,
When time came to battle they answered the call,
Other robots charged and they battered them all,
Til all their opponents got canned,
Til all their opponents got canned.
The robot fight has two bots at the end,
The robot fight has two bots at the end,
The robot fight has two bots at the end,
Two bots at the end,
Two bots at the end.
The robots they’re fighting have got many tricks
Some armed with axes and some armed with picks,
And other devices to cause a deep six,
Which Craig Charles would surely see banned,
Which Craig Charles would surely see banned.
The robot fight has two bots at the end,
The robot fight has two bots at the end,
The robot fight has two bots at the end,
Two bots at the end,
Two bots at the end.
When the battle is done, but both of them have stayed,,
They start to discover the error they made,
“Two robots standing” is not how it’s played,
Only one can make a last stand,
Only one can make a last stand.
The robot fight has two bots at the end,
The robot fight has two bots at the end,
The robot fight has two bots at the end,
Two bots at the end,
Two bots at the end.
The robot fight has two bots at the end,
The robot fight has two bots at the end,
The robot fight has two bots at the end,
Two bots at the end,
Two bots at the end.
I kind of assumed Hitty was smarter than she looked and was presenting herself as bait so Moustachio could wear himself out headbutting the other robots, thus leaving him as easy pickings once it was down to just the two of them. I guess she really does like him though.
We all saw this coming.
NOOOOO
fingers crossed that they can Hunger Games their way out of here
(if I didn’t already have an Extremely Literal Self-Insert, Hitty would be the one I identify with the most)
Quick! find the nightshade!
Well, not that literal. You don’t have green skin (although it’s a look), and I’m guessing you have more than two teeth.
Was just thinking that as well
Hmm…I foresee an Achewood brand of victory!
Let’s take this great fight… outdoors!
BECOME THE RULING BODY, DUDE.
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=03202006
Please please please tell me that we are going to see some payoff from the way Hitty is the same shape as Moustachio’s body…
*fingers crossed*
Victory via Combining Mecha…Victory via Combining Mecha….Victory via Combining Mecha…
*fingers crossed*
“I have conquered my enemy and added my most worthy rival to myself!”
“HITTY IS FEELING DEGRADED…”
“What was that?”
“A mere echo of VICTORY!”
“HITTY WILL LATER START DISCUSSION OF GENDER ROLES”
Hitty could consider wearing Moustachio as a hat.
Yes, if they combine, then they’re the last one standing!
Is the world ready for a new, upgraded Thinkonium? You’re darn tootin’!
They could even swipe a few other bots and go full Voltron. Then when “it” hits the fan, Sweetheart and Mustachio have a few other bodies running guard.
Assuming any of them can regain consciousness/functionality to agree, of course.
“When a Nomad probe and a Tan Ru love each other very much…”
A bittersweet flik for such a moment: “Raining in Athens” by Azure Ray
( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8R_JK1srfo )
Now
I think of you–tee hee
And how I learned of Robot Heaven
Meet the Makers? Ah ’tis a…pity
You act as if we were old friends
I feel, I’m doomed, Hitty
I fear, I’m a bit of a jumble
I’m a bit of a jumble
At this moment
I nurse your advice
That roiled my poor heart
And I’ve mastered our art of winning
Taking the thuds without falling apart
You shared top secrets, e’en your chassis
When I’d
Naught left to give
You offered your own feminine wiles to he
Since I met you, I’ve been jumbling
I’m a bit of a jumble.
And when they get together to conceive, they can name it “Impediment.”
HERE COME THE JEEPS
tune: “I Should Have Known Better,” The Beatles
Oh, oh, I should have known better with a girl like you
That it would end up being we two
Oh boo hoo, now I weep, oh boo hoo
Oh, oh, I think I can conceive of an impediment
One of us ends up burned and bent
Evident, I repent
Last Robot Standing means only one
We were just starting to have fun, oh
Like gladiators in the ring
Can only be one queen or king
So I don’t see how you can be my sweet turtledove
If I am forced to slaughter my love
Hit and shove, can’t bear to think thereof
In honour of the late Man in a Hat
(Tune: A Wizard’s Staff, Heather Wood)
The robot fight has two bots at the end,
The robot fight has two bots at the end,
The robot fight has two bots at the end,
Two bots at the end,
Two bots at the end.
Though Hitty is big and Moustachio’s small,
When time came to battle they answered the call,
Other robots charged and they battered them all,
Til all their opponents got canned,
Til all their opponents got canned.
The robot fight has two bots at the end,
The robot fight has two bots at the end,
The robot fight has two bots at the end,
Two bots at the end,
Two bots at the end.
The robots they’re fighting have got many tricks
Some armed with axes and some armed with picks,
And other devices to cause a deep six,
Which Craig Charles would surely see banned,
Which Craig Charles would surely see banned.
The robot fight has two bots at the end,
The robot fight has two bots at the end,
The robot fight has two bots at the end,
Two bots at the end,
Two bots at the end.
When the battle is done, but both of them have stayed,,
They start to discover the error they made,
“Two robots standing” is not how it’s played,
Only one can make a last stand,
Only one can make a last stand.
The robot fight has two bots at the end,
The robot fight has two bots at the end,
The robot fight has two bots at the end,
Two bots at the end,
Two bots at the end.
The robot fight has two bots at the end,
The robot fight has two bots at the end,
The robot fight has two bots at the end,
Two bots at the end,
Two bots at the end.
Clearly there can only be one solution: Merge together to form one epic super-robot!
I kind of assumed Hitty was smarter than she looked and was presenting herself as bait so Moustachio could wear himself out headbutting the other robots, thus leaving him as easy pickings once it was down to just the two of them. I guess she really does like him though.