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2013-05-14

by shaenon on May 14, 2013 at 12:00 am
Chapter: My House Is Me
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  1. eddddd the mad genius
    May 14, 2013, 12:39 am | # | Reply

    I love Nick… thats his new strategy, from now on when he wants to swear hell play the sound recording of that animatron going SKREEEEEEEEE
    (oh, btw, if anyone is interested i drew a picture of the nick XP i put it in the forum under fanart)

    • John Daniel
      May 14, 2013, 3:18 am | # | Reply

      Awesome.

    • Shaenon
      May 15, 2013, 12:40 pm | # | Reply

      May we run it on a Sunday?

  2. Huttj509
    May 14, 2013, 12:46 am | # | Reply

    Skrillex made a special trip out to sample that sound for their next album.

  3. Xyxoz
    May 14, 2013, 1:15 am | # | Reply

    Fun day to have hyper-sensitive animal ears, eh Unity?

    • Frank
      May 14, 2013, 9:23 am | # | Reply

      I was also going to comment on that. I love how they’re standing on end

      • Treesong
        May 14, 2013, 9:28 am | # | Reply

        How can you tell?

        • Smithnik
          May 14, 2013, 1:24 pm | # | Reply

          You can see the individual ear hairs standing up…not to mention what the sound did to her hairdo. Brilliant artwork.

  4. Diane Castle
    May 14, 2013, 1:32 am | # | Reply

    Don’t worry, Gussie. AutoTune will bring that back to the right key. If it can work for T-Pain, it can work for anyone.

    • SamD
      May 14, 2013, 7:22 pm | # | Reply

      Gussie is one of the most adorable characters in the whole Skin Horse arc so far…. Panel 4 is just perfect.

  5. Hugin
    May 14, 2013, 1:45 am | # | Reply

    So, are we just going to continue not mentioning how CREEPY Nick’s wordfilter is? He’s got a box in his brain determining what he can and can’t say, with absolutely no input from him, and it often actively makes the situation worse. And all because Dr Lee doesn’t like cursing.

  6. OddManOut
    May 14, 2013, 1:48 am | # | Reply

    I think the filter is actually external to his brain. It’s more like a TV Censor than Mind Control, as we see it hasn’t actually changed Nick’s thoughts.

    • Frank
      May 14, 2013, 9:22 am | # | Reply

      Ditto. He can still think “hell” (and the others) so why shoud we assume it’s altering his brain?

      • Hugin
        May 14, 2013, 9:24 am | # | Reply

        Because it is maintained across bodies. If it was just plugged into his vocabulator on the Osprey, Violet would be able to curse.

        • Treesong
          May 14, 2013, 9:43 am | # | Reply

          It was Dr. Lee that connected him to Violet; she could have plugged in the censor while doing it.
          Another possibility is that Violet doesn’t actually speak; it just lip-synchs to a generated voice. In that case the brain-signal-to-sound conversion (and censorship) could most easily be done before anything goes to the emitter, be it Violet or speakers in the Osprey. Seems a bit kludgey, but the alternative is to provide a vocal tract with the same sonic characteristics as meat. (How much of Violet is meat, anyway?)

        • Nentuaby
          May 14, 2013, 2:31 pm | # | Reply

          Nah, Nick has a blog: http://zerhakker.livejournal.com/ http://nickzerhakker.wordpress.com/

          It’s… Definitely not in his brain. Somewhere between his brain and his vocoder(s), and NOT in the line to his text output / physical fingersd.

  7. Dave
    May 14, 2013, 2:26 am | # | Reply

    I’d bet it was the military that demanded he be censored. It was probably Dr Lee who gave him the filter so that he wouldn’t just be spouting a stream of BLEEPs.
    Plus, he’s much funnier this way!

    • Frank
      May 14, 2013, 9:20 am | # | Reply

      Are you kidding? The military reviles in swears!

      • Treesong
        May 14, 2013, 9:30 am | # | Reply

        I do not think that word means what you think it means.

        • OddManOut
          May 14, 2013, 9:44 am | # | Reply

          And I am certain it does not mean what he thinks it means.

      • maarvarq
        May 14, 2013, 10:50 am | # | Reply

        “Revels”, possibly?

        • Smithnik
          May 14, 2013, 1:28 pm | # | Reply

          I had a “revilation” about Frank’s comment. Actually, he’s right. Listen to any drill sergeant, and you’ll hear enough recursive cursing to qualify as reviling in swears.

          • War
            May 14, 2013, 2:04 pm | #

            Actually, they are making all the attempts at eliminating swearing in the Military.

      • Frank
        May 14, 2013, 11:28 pm | # | Reply

        You guys are fun

  8. Tetra Valent
    May 14, 2013, 3:09 am | # | Reply

    “SKREEEEEE” – still easier to take than that World of Love song.

  9. Robert The Addled
    May 14, 2013, 4:05 am | # | Reply

    For some reason I’m imagining it sounds like a dial up-modem…

    • Max
      May 14, 2013, 4:19 am | # | Reply

      Much worse – modem sounds were actually MEANT to be audible tones one can get through a phone line. On the other hand, if you ever heard a data CD being played by accident by a music CD player… that’s the sound of entropy itself. There’s a reason those warnings NEVER to try to do that exist.

      • CM
        May 14, 2013, 4:43 am | # | Reply

        Now I’m so curious to know how that sounds. Would it damage my CD player if I try it? I was hoping to find a video on the web, but it seems even Youtube isn’t that demented…

        • CM
          May 14, 2013, 4:47 am | # | Reply

          Here we are, for the curious: http://youtu.be/IKtGDrtHhPY It’s not really that bad, in my opinion. The buzzy static is less discordant to my ear than the screeching modem tones.

          • Daibhid C
            May 14, 2013, 7:19 am | #

            Brings back memories of putting my Commodore 64 tapes in a cassette player.

          • Frank
            May 14, 2013, 9:19 am | #

            You need some really big speakers for it to sound anywhere near as horrific as you remember

          • Rex Vivat
            May 14, 2013, 1:29 pm | #

            I’d say this is closer to the sound: http://youtu.be/ITfKILfsItA?t=55s

          • Rex Vivat
            May 14, 2013, 1:37 pm | #

            Still, in my mind’s ear Gussie’s scream sounds like Milford Cubicle.

          • Rex Vivat
            May 14, 2013, 1:41 pm | #

            Argh! I meant Hubert Cumberdale. I hate not being able to edit or delete comments…

        • Sailorleo
          February 25, 2017, 4:54 am | # | Reply

          On most CD players, ‘nothing.’ Insufficient playback fidelity combined with cheap speakers that have a low functional output range.

    • jdreyfuss
      May 14, 2013, 7:03 am | # | Reply

      Maybe it’s because this is just what I think of when I hear “SKREE,” but I was imagining some kind of bird, like a screech owl or a roc.

      • Robert The Addled
        May 14, 2013, 4:48 pm | # | Reply

        I was fairly certain that a Roc was a fictional bird – There must be an agency suppressing knowledge of them – much like the jetpack suppression agency we don’t know about…

    • Merle
      May 14, 2013, 1:14 pm | # | Reply

      I’ve always found the sound of a dial-up modem comforting, actually. It means you’re connected to the world.

      • commodorejohn
        May 14, 2013, 2:24 pm | # | Reply

        Indeed. And it’s got a beautiful, rhythmic flow to it – almost musical.

    • Shadowmehr
      May 14, 2013, 6:19 pm | # | Reply

      Really? I was imagining the screeches from the killbots from the Screamers movies.

  10. Eddurd
    May 14, 2013, 6:29 am | # | Reply

    (TUNE: “Dream A Little Dream Of Me”, Andre, Schwandt, & Kahn)

    This old amusement park land,
    Is now a dismal, dreary, and dark land …
    Hear Mary swear and Gussie go SKREEE!
    Scream a bit at Unity!

    Don’t swear, because you’re way cute!
    Nick’s envious, he can’t even say shoot …
    Now Gussie speaks ca-co-pho-nous-ly,
    Scream a bit at Unity!

     This whole place is falling apart now …
     They won’t repair us …
     These robots are losing their heart now,
     They smoke and cuss!

    Still, Nick insists he’s hating
    These girls, whose home is dis-in-te-gra-ting …
    Like Gussie does, he wonders, could he
    Scream a bit at Unity?

  11. davidbreslin101
    May 14, 2013, 8:38 am | # | Reply

    “SKREEE” – the noise berserk killer androids make, if you believe Shirow Masamune.

    • OddManOut
      May 14, 2013, 9:45 am | # | Reply

      With or without their clothes on?

      Sorry, but it is Shirow Masamune.

      • Ryushikaze
        May 17, 2013, 1:01 pm | # | Reply

        Both, generally. Like you said, it’s Shirow Masamune

  12. Dewy
    May 14, 2013, 10:13 am | # | Reply

    Poor Unity. All her expectations are being crushed. It’s like telling a 3 year old that Santa IS real, but he’s actually a drunk bum that lives under the bypass.

    • commodorejohn
      May 14, 2013, 2:25 pm | # | Reply

      The ensuing rampage when she discovers whoever is responsible should be epic…

  13. nemryn
    May 14, 2013, 2:50 pm | # | Reply

    All this discussion, and nobody’s interested in ‘White Room CPU’? Somebody’s slipping…

    • Robert The Addled
      May 14, 2013, 4:50 pm | # | Reply

      thinking of the age of this site – OLD cake-platter HDDs required a clean room. I’m talking EXTREMELY low data per platter – admittedly more reliable than tape over the years I’m sure tho.

      • BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
        January 26, 2014, 4:06 am | # | Reply

        Damn you, now I’m hungry for cake

    • BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
      January 26, 2014, 4:05 am | # | Reply

      I was wondering about that too. The White Room sounds vaguely 2001: A Space Odyssey

  14. Rey
    June 30, 2016, 12:18 pm | # | Reply

    I imagine she sounds like Android 14 from Dragonball Z: Super Android 13 Abridged.

  15. Knuckles
    January 24, 2022, 10:36 am | # | Reply

    Poor Unity’s world is being torn asunder brick by screeching brick.

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