Malfunctioning voder/vocoder? Or lots of practice trying to diagnose modem handshake problems using human vocal cords, given a boss willing to spend enough on good Scotch for numbing the pain afterward.
It’s not completely impossible for a human to manage the modem handshake and TTY login at 150 baud….
Herein,
You are nearin’
The location information’s stored, my dear!
And I understand the screeching that you hear,
For our hearts are linked by wireless peer-to-peer!
Old SF trilogy had beings called Paratwa – two (or more) ansible linked humans with one personality – killing one either killed the set or drove them insane. By Christopher Hinz I believe
Avril Lavigne’s Girlfriend. It takes one Canadian bitch to channel another…
(Chorus)
Hey, hey, you, you!
We have to do some searching!
No way, no way
I didn’t think we need you
Hey, hey, you, you!
I really could some flowcharts
Hey, hey, you, you!
I know we have a secret…
No way, no way
I know you can’t breathe, girl
Hey, hey, you, you!
I want to get out here (No, way…no way)
We’re the enemy
Let’s not waste our time
But everyone else
didn’t see what I find
Cuteness too addictive
Those puppy eyes are not alright
Tip find her dress just to fabulous
And hell Nick
He’s the mukluking princess…
I can tell we’re not going just get out of sight
I’m like, “So whatever…”
everyone else thinks helping is so much better
I better make sure I don’t wag
And Unity doesn’t know what she’s talking about…
(Chorus)
I saw the movie, and what the creator thinks of me…
kind of like my master, the Mad Science Wanna Be…
They say the same things over and over again.
So why are we the enemy? That’s my fear…
Better yet, let’s just disappear
I don’t want to hear Gussie screech again and again (and again!)
Nick’s like, so whatever,
Unity thinks we can do better
and Tip says they need their home now
and I just want to get out!
I think Gussie is rapidly approaching a level of “This is wrong but DANG it’s cute” not seen since the cobras.
If it isn’t a trope, it should be.
Well, she already has the Cute But Cacophonic trope down…
Skreeeeeeaaaaagh!
How can you say you SAY a thing like that? Harumph!
Malfunctioning voder/vocoder? Or lots of practice trying to diagnose modem handshake problems using human vocal cords, given a boss willing to spend enough on good Scotch for numbing the pain afterward.
It’s not completely impossible for a human to manage the modem handshake and TTY login at 150 baud….
AND your mother!
When you have heart, wifi isn’t need. But it’s a good augmentation.
I’m still going for theory that the old was either the mad thaumaturges/alchemists vs creations – or mundanes against both.
Or worse yet, the mundanes tricking the madboyz agains the Created, so they could take out the winner at the end.
Nothing say’s lovin’ like something from the 4Mb LAN.
(TUNE: “Cheek To Cheek”, Irving Berlin)
Herein,
You are nearin’
The location information’s stored, my dear!
And I understand the screeching that you hear,
For our hearts are linked by wireless peer-to-peer!
I really like Gussie.
Dogs wearing goggles. Is there anything better?
no.
no there isn’t 🙂
http://skin-horse.com/2009/really-annoyed/
Ah, yes. “I don’t believe in telepathy.” “Do you believe in radio?”
Oh, neat! A similar idea turns up in “A Fire upon the Deep,” with a world where each person is a small pack of dog-like animals.
Old SF trilogy had beings called Paratwa – two (or more) ansible linked humans with one personality – killing one either killed the set or drove them insane. By Christopher Hinz I believe
PLEASE can they recruit Gussie? (Nick can interpret for her, it’ll be fine.)
The power of love is a curious thing…
I’ve been reading the Director’s Cut of Narbonic, and I’m hoping to see Lovelace as a nursemaid in the Star Chamber or something.
Or did she appear in SH and I forgot?
Won emancipation, went open source, and fled all S. K. Garrity cartoons.
Cartoons, comics, stories, whatever.
Did he just say “wifi is love” using different words?
Avril Lavigne’s Girlfriend. It takes one Canadian bitch to channel another…
(Chorus)
Hey, hey, you, you!
We have to do some searching!
No way, no way
I didn’t think we need you
Hey, hey, you, you!
I really could some flowcharts
Hey, hey, you, you!
I know we have a secret…
No way, no way
I know you can’t breathe, girl
Hey, hey, you, you!
I want to get out here (No, way…no way)
We’re the enemy
Let’s not waste our time
But everyone else
didn’t see what I find
Cuteness too addictive
Those puppy eyes are not alright
Tip find her dress just to fabulous
And hell Nick
He’s the mukluking princess…
I can tell we’re not going just get out of sight
I’m like, “So whatever…”
everyone else thinks helping is so much better
I better make sure I don’t wag
And Unity doesn’t know what she’s talking about…
(Chorus)
I saw the movie, and what the creator thinks of me…
kind of like my master, the Mad Science Wanna Be…
They say the same things over and over again.
So why are we the enemy? That’s my fear…
Better yet, let’s just disappear
I don’t want to hear Gussie screech again and again (and again!)
Nick’s like, so whatever,
Unity thinks we can do better
and Tip says they need their home now
and I just want to get out!
(Chorus)