And that, ladies, gentlemen, and those yet to decide, is why you don’t tempt Fate; for Fate has giant zombified crocodylians at its disposal, as well as a sense of humour…
Well, he WAS swallowed whole, so at least he wasn’t torn to pieces. And if he routinely carries a small oxygen tank, an underwater welding torch and a HUGE amount of antacids – well, a crocodile’s stomach might be the safest place to hide out for the next few minutes…
I really wasn’t expecting what appeared to be a zombie of a mammal fur to be able to transform into a full-sized zombie alligator. That’s one heck of a secondary form. It suggests that these zombies are either secretly transformers, or that they follow the Big Bang theory of sudden evolution.
I did. In fact, I was going to comment that he’s the Samuel L. Jackson of this story, but I was afraid that no-one else would get the reference. It’s good to see I’m not alone in my insanity
Sewer Santa! NOOOOOOOOO!
Now how will we get our Sewer Presents??
The Sewer Presents were… inside you all along…?
From the looks of it they’re now inside that zombie gator.
It is an interesting world where someone can be experienced in surviving exactly this situation, but still not yet be good enough at it.
Bad zombie Crocodile!! No cookie! Oh, wait……
Alligator. You can tell by the blunter snout.
And that it’s from Louisiana.
Remember: Any plan where your hat eats you is a Bad Plan.
But then, being eaten by a juju gator isn’t much better.
Iz a plan vere hyu gets et by you hat bettah or vorse dan vun in vich hyu lose it?
Dot’s BETTAH. Dot means hyour hat vos not just fancy, et vos FANCY.
Nya? I thought you Jaeger-types liked a bit of ultra-violence, nyao. Being eaten by a hat, wouldn’t that just be a warmup for you guys, nyao?
Oh, and say hi to Krosp for me, would you, nyao? He’s such a handsome tommy… {purr}
I think the technical term is “Reverse Prince ov Sturmhalten’s Big Bet”.
In Kieven Rus, Hat Eats YOU!
Well, that went downhill pretty fast…
Shouldn’t that be “downstream”?
Given what the streams around these parts are like, I think they’re actually up it now. Possibly without a paddle.
Hungry hungry zombie hippos…or alligators?
And that, ladies, gentlemen, and those yet to decide, is why you don’t tempt Fate; for Fate has giant zombified crocodylians at its disposal, as well as a sense of humour…
And he wasn’t even wearing a red shirt.
So the hat jumped off of Dr Lee’s head to attack that guy? Dang, that’s just mean.
A-a-and another Kickstarter funder bites the dust. This cannot be good for business.
Well, he WAS swallowed whole, so at least he wasn’t torn to pieces. And if he routinely carries a small oxygen tank, an underwater welding torch and a HUGE amount of antacids – well, a crocodile’s stomach might be the safest place to hide out for the next few minutes…
True, however, the “chawmp” was in blood red… doesn’t bode well.
I wonder if their new color vision lets them see the chromatic implications of sound effects.
Well, I imagine they actually get to see the blood and chewing….
He thought he had all the risks calculated. But then, who would have ever suspected the hat? *dun dun DUN*
Or, alternatively, if he has a Sturmhalten Sewer Rat Knife …
http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20060705
Or one of the mini-clanks
(TUNE: “You Belong To Me”, Pee Wee King, Redd Stewart, and Chilton Price)
See the hungry zombie crocodile!
Eating Sewer Santa, zombie-style!
Now digesting in the zombie bile!
He’ll be zombified!
First, the engineer said, “Follow me!”
Then got eaten, boots and all, oh me!
Hope the zombie croc won’t swallow me!
I’ll be zombified!
Sad, our leader fell … in combat!
Mad, the science do-ing that!
Bad hat!
Found the entity for which we seek,
But survival chances looking bleak!
Now we’re li-te-ral-ly up s**t creek!
We’ll be zombified!
Huh… famous last words.
Given the running children’s literature motif, am I the only one who thought of this?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madeline_and_the_Bad_Hat
Not the only one.
Not by a long shot. But perhaps in a time zone that allows you to comment a lot sooner.
Am I the only one that hasn’t heard of 99% of these children literature references? I sure as the heck did have books etc when younger.
Not the only one, no. But then again, I have the excuse of growing up in a Spanish speaking country.
There’s Hat hair and Bed head
There’s Cowlick and Split ends
Nappy and Kinky, Disheveled and Lanky.
But do you recall…
The most famous hair-threat of all…
NarNar, the rogue hat zombie.
Had the teeth all tucked inside.
And if you checked for its pulse
You would have to say it died
All of the other zombies
used to laugh and call it names
They never let poor NarNar
Join in an zombie games.
Then one stinky sewer day
Sewer Santa said
You should follow me tonight
Then your future will be bright
Just then the NarNar jumped him
With a zombie Crock-o-dile
NarNar the rogue hat zombie
You’ll live on in his-to-ry
GARRHYUNGH – messed up the last verse:
Still, pretty close, and amusing
Does Director England’s first name happen to be Harry? I looked but I couldn’t find it.
Because if it is, we can say, “That’s some bad hat, Harry.”
Wouldn’t that be a Shark zombie then?
Welcome to the world’s Being Eaten by an Alligator competition. Where today’s champion is tomorrow’s alligator shit.
I really wasn’t expecting what appeared to be a zombie of a mammal fur to be able to transform into a full-sized zombie alligator. That’s one heck of a secondary form. It suggests that these zombies are either secretly transformers, or that they follow the Big Bang theory of sudden evolution.
It’s actually a second zombie, not the same one. Still, your theory is better [obscure reference that could come from anywhere].
That wasn’t the hat. But seriously, where did Mr Eglamore come from?
Where’s UNITY when you need her to straight-up punch that gator?
You will improve with practice. Like any other addiction, the more you indulge, the easier it becomes to slide deeper and deeper into the abyss …
Mwahahahahaha and all that.
Anybody else think of Samuel L. Jackson in Deep Blue Sea?
Admittedly the hat might be more dangerous than the shark, but still . . .
I did. In fact, I was going to comment that he’s the Samuel L. Jackson of this story, but I was afraid that no-one else would get the reference. It’s good to see I’m not alone in my insanity
Aha, rogue hats! A tragically underreported cause of death that claims tens of life every decade.