They’re trying to build a sailing ship entirely out of toes, because building one entirely out of toenails is just *obviously* completely impractical and rank superstition of the worst sort.
Do consider who the goddess who built it and the semi-divine giant piloting it were. If any of the Ás were going to be pulling out insane stunts, it would be the two of them.
I’m guessing their toes cut themselves free, grew little legs and scurried off en masse. I’m hoping that what attacked the zombie from behind and stole his second arm was whatever grew out of the arm he lost first.
“Toes in the water, toes in the sand…”
“Toes in the water / A forearm in the sky”
They went looking for the piggies everyone keeps talking about.
Somebody’s building a golem … with two arms and up to 300 toes.
The Luggage! With Arms!
Undead centipedes!
I was thinking that too.
They’re trying to build a sailing ship entirely out of toes, because building one entirely out of toenails is just *obviously* completely impractical and rank superstition of the worst sort.
Building a sailing ship entirely out of toenails must be perfectly sane because otherwise the goddess Hel would never have done it.
Do consider who the goddess who built it and the semi-divine giant piloting it were. If any of the Ás were going to be pulling out insane stunts, it would be the two of them.
Unity’s octopod. It’s trying to become symmetrical
I mean, that’s what weirds me out the most. Why are you stealing toes from 30 zombies?
Now they are lack toes intolerant.
Ew.
Bravo!
Perhaps Foot-Face is making a Sweetheart bouquet?
I’ve heard of toeing the line, but a line of toes? Some madman is looking for experimental subjects for the ultimate mani-pedi.
This has inspired some great comments.
I’m guessing their toes cut themselves free, grew little legs and scurried off en masse. I’m hoping that what attacked the zombie from behind and stole his second arm was whatever grew out of the arm he lost first.