Really? I would think that would simply lead to losing pants. Temporarily at the very least. Regardless, with rare exceptions, Tip seems to prefer not to allow sartorial segregation between the legs.
… I wonder if I’ve just stumbled on the real reason he started preferring skirts.
(TUNE: “Shall We Dance” from The King And I, Rodgers and Hammerstein)
She knows pants!
She’s an expert on nearly ev’rything!
She knows pants,
Beyonce and Stravinsky’s “Rite Of Spring”,
Knipl Grants,
Harry Potter, the night life of Beijing,
She knows finance and flossing,
Quantum physics, midget tossing,
And the functions of sewage plants!
She’s the one I and you thank,
She likes swimming in the poo tank!
She knows pants!
She knows pants!
She knows pants!
Is Unity’s problem actually with her pants, or with one, or both, of her legs?
I mean, if she replaced a leg recently, without measuring properly, her pants won’t fit.
And for most of us, it’s easier to replace the pants than the legs.
Given the setting, it is entirely possible that both of her legs are shorter than the other, and she needs her pants adjusted so that the fact that she’s levitating a few centimeters above the ground is less obvious.
I’m right on top of inside dope on Little Rock and satellites,
On horseshoe pitching, Dead Sea scrolls, and even western cattle rights,
On how to tune a motor and on how to make a Chevy sing—
I think I ought to organize a Seminar on EVERYTHING!
Unity has a point, there.
Amazing! I’ve always wanted to meet an expert at sewage diving.
….and pants..
KT has ADHD?
Hmm. Were I having a pants problem, I think I’d go Tip…
Really? I would think that would simply lead to losing pants. Temporarily at the very least. Regardless, with rare exceptions, Tip seems to prefer not to allow sartorial segregation between the legs.
… I wonder if I’ve just stumbled on the real reason he started preferring skirts.
(TUNE: “Shall We Dance” from The King And I, Rodgers and Hammerstein)
She knows pants!
She’s an expert on nearly ev’rything!
She knows pants,
Beyonce and Stravinsky’s “Rite Of Spring”,
Knipl Grants,
Harry Potter, the night life of Beijing,
She knows finance and flossing,
Quantum physics, midget tossing,
And the functions of sewage plants!
She’s the one I and you thank,
She likes swimming in the poo tank!
She knows pants!
She knows pants!
She knows pants!
Does she know Mr. Fancy Pants?
She knows CAPTAIN Fancy Pants.
http://plaidstallions.blogspot.com/2009/12/captain-fancy-pants-and-his-electric.html
Is Unity’s problem actually with her pants, or with one, or both, of her legs?
I mean, if she replaced a leg recently, without measuring properly, her pants won’t fit.
And for most of us, it’s easier to replace the pants than the legs.
Now I’m just imagining Unity walking around leaning way over to one side because of differently sized legs. ^w^
Given the setting, it is entirely possible that both of her legs are shorter than the other, and she needs her pants adjusted so that the fact that she’s levitating a few centimeters above the ground is less obvious.
I rather suspect her problem concerns what’s happening inside her pants.
I’m right on top of inside dope on Little Rock and satellites,
On horseshoe pitching, Dead Sea scrolls, and even western cattle rights,
On how to tune a motor and on how to make a Chevy sing—
I think I ought to organize a Seminar on EVERYTHING!
—G. Brainerd Currie
But does she know “what sin [a man could] commit in a single lifetime”?
*Runs around the room without any pants on, but nobody notices, cuz dwagons don’t actually WEAR pants*
“He did-da what with a-who for how many jellybeans?”
*Passes out from the novelty of it all*
THUDDDWHUMMMMP!
mnem
I am not my pants.
Did this get published before or after the Doctor Who episode I’m thinking of?
I have a pants problem too, I’m a girl and hate wearing pants, shorts or anything in between.