2018-06-21 by shaenon on June 21, 2018 at 12:01 am Chapter: Angry with the Sky Want the original art for this strip?
“Random Assault” is two middle names.
It could be like “Mary Anne,” never one without the other.
I’ve known a few people with more than one middle name, and they’ve referred to them collectively as their middle name – singular.
I have multiple middle names are refer to them in the plural.
Given a first name of U.N.I.T.Y., two’s just like one.
What happened to those extra fists, anyway? I imagine them wandering Carbondale like pentapodal spiders, grabbing soldiers by the ankle…
She had to use one to replace the one that got shot off, I imagine she’s keeping the others close by in case it happens again.
…at the wrist.
Close at hand.
But where is she keeping them?
Fistspace?
So you’re saying that she’s well armed with fists?
Even without a high-brain diet, Unity has plenty of smarts.
I am starting to wonder if there’s a low-level but cumulative permanent effect on Unity’s smarts from the vending machine brains…
She once said that she can get smart from eating scrambled eggs.
It’s a good thing she’s a Notary Public.
But if she has a middle name, what’s her last name?
If she only had the middle name then it wouldn’t be middle…
So sure of that are you?
https://www.gocomics.com/9chickweedlane/2005/1/16
Don’t tease Sweetheart with promises of paperwork, Unity.
Not until you two get married and you do legally have to change your middle name.