Yeah, let’s face it, no one likes smart Unity. Her friends might sometimes need for her to be smart, but there is definitely a cost.
They should have a Brain-o-Mat, but only a select few individuals should be allowed to have the access code. Unity should not be among them, because, obviously, she would gorge herself on brains, and who knows what might happen then? I shudder to think.
‘”Driving the Wienermobile”…..Paul Ryan’s ONLY job before his successful (?)
congressional career. Parading a huge advertising d*ck-mobile up and down .
the public street….the best preparation available for his poliitiical career, so much promise, LITTLE….. delivery of anything real or nourishing.
Some folks’ ideals, heroes, and worship-worthy living godlings are ideally schooled.
A third of our citizens are obviously stupid,cowards and liars, and like being led by such.
Making America Grovel Again.
SORRY, GANG. REMOVE THIS. I’m FAR TOO CLEAR ABOUT THIS TO HOLD IT BACK.
You didn’t do any research before writing that. Ryan got a degree in political science,
then he was an intern in Washington for 5 years, and then worked for his family’s construction business for 2 years, before he ever ran for office.
You may not like Paul Ryan – hell, I never voted for him myself – but that’s no excuse for misrepresenting his background.
Honestly I’d be asking Virgina if she can give Unity a physical. She’s been Flanderised to hell and back. At the start, her thing was violence but she was as smart as the rest of them, now she can’t even remember major plot points that happened yesterday.
Mustard. But no relish? Or onions? Or coleslaw?!?
Or sauerkraut?
“Relish · (noun) /rel – iSH/ : Great enjoyment.”
Unity definitely threw that guy into a pile of hot dogs with relish.
Knowing Unity, she also did it with gusto.
It’s so difficult to get Unity to ketchup.
Sweetheart, you’re asking the wrong zombie to remember something (not that there’s a right zombie to ask).
Just tell her to smash stuff and punch people, and she’ll be fine.
“Swiftly I glide, step by step, inch by inch…”
Niagara Falls!
Does that mean we’re all going over the falls in a giant robot building?
Where will they get a big enough barrel?
Perhaps an old power plant cooling stack?
They would take a normal sized barrel, and then ask Dr. Lee to build a growth ray to enlarge it to size.
Buffalo, round here.
Oh, and “Wienermobile” is misspelled.
Depends on which Weiner it belongs to.
Like John & Martha Weiner? (or was that “Whiner”?)
Doug and Wendy
Zack Weinersmith?
Ginny should build a brain-o-mat for Annex One, smart Unity could be a big help. Zombie allies could ride along, too.
Making Annex One a brain trust in more than one sense of the word.
Actually, a smart U.N.I.T.Y. is in some ways scarier than the normal U.N.I.T.Y. She might be what they need, but what about the cost?
Yeah, let’s face it, no one likes smart Unity. Her friends might sometimes need for her to be smart, but there is definitely a cost.
They should have a Brain-o-Mat, but only a select few individuals should be allowed to have the access code. Unity should not be among them, because, obviously, she would gorge herself on brains, and who knows what might happen then? I shudder to think.
‘”Driving the Wienermobile”…..Paul Ryan’s ONLY job before his successful (?)
congressional career. Parading a huge advertising d*ck-mobile up and down .
the public street….the best preparation available for his poliitiical career, so much promise, LITTLE….. delivery of anything real or nourishing.
Some folks’ ideals, heroes, and worship-worthy living godlings are ideally schooled.
A third of our citizens are obviously stupid,cowards and liars, and like being led by such.
Making America Grovel Again.
SORRY, GANG. REMOVE THIS. I’m FAR TOO CLEAR ABOUT THIS TO HOLD IT BACK.
You seem to be equating one group with another group.
You didn’t do any research before writing that. Ryan got a degree in political science,
then he was an intern in Washington for 5 years, and then worked for his family’s construction business for 2 years, before he ever ran for office.
You may not like Paul Ryan – hell, I never voted for him myself – but that’s no excuse for misrepresenting his background.
He drove the Wienermobile once.
Everything in Unity’s brain is connected by five degrees of sammiches.
A full five degrees? So many?
Five degrees at most.
Correctly interpreted.
Honestly I’d be asking Virgina if she can give Unity a physical. She’s been Flanderised to hell and back. At the start, her thing was violence but she was as smart as the rest of them, now she can’t even remember major plot points that happened yesterday.