And were reminded again that this Unity is really evil, and didn’t their bitey have it’s mouth on the base where it touched the head instead of on the side?
MEMO:
To: UNITY
From: Corporate
We understand that you occasionally may go of-script. And, we can accept a certain level of creative license. And, of course, there was the time when you ate your script (and everyone’s scripts, also). However, we do hope that you can remain in line with the overall plot. Remember, your contract is up for negotiation soon, and you could be replaced with Scarlett Johansson.
Sincerely,
The Producers
MEMO:
To: Corporate
From: Casting
ScarJo’s gotten too expensive, you must have been looking at contracts from 5 years ago. Also, Jennifer Lawrence is out. Regardless of how many times UNITY saw Hunger Games (and misinterpreted what the title meant), she won’t return our calls. We’ve heard Rebel Wilson may be interested, we’re sending out tendrils, err, feelers.
Probably where the fox hat theme came from (you have to say this with an English accent).
Prince Charles was visiting Bundaberg. After an official greeting at the airport he was driven to his hotel by the mayor. The mayor had noticed that Charles was wearing a strange hat, made from some animal skin. He asked what it was made from and was told that it was fox hide. The mayor asked why he had decided to wear it and Charles replied that prior to his Australian tour he had discussed his itinerary with his Mum. He had said “Mummy, I’m going to Australia. I’m going to Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane and Bundaberg.” Mummy had said “Bundaberg!!!! Wear the fox hat.”
Not here, not on GoComics. Technical trouble again? (‘Cause “Endtown” has been sidelined by computer trouble, and I don’t know how much more bad news I could take.)
Ladies and Gentlemen: Checkhov’s hat!
So this is already the third act?
You and I have vastly different definitions of “already”.
Did Godot finally come by and pick it up? He left it here ages ago.
Wha? You mean that Buck Godot guy? http://seriewikin.serieframjandet.se/images/b/b5/Buck_Godot.png
I know, right. We’ve been waiting for him forever.
Thal zombie fox hat is one of the best recurring gags ever invented. The poor little bugger never can catch a break.
OMG MOAR HATS.
…Oh, right, that’s why they’re there.
And were reminded again that this Unity is really evil, and didn’t their bitey have it’s mouth on the base where it touched the head instead of on the side?
Skin Horse: Giving all new meanings to the term: Hat tricks.
Given up on trying to be eaten then?
Seems like months…
MEMO:
To: UNITY
From: Corporate
We understand that you occasionally may go of-script. And, we can accept a certain level of creative license. And, of course, there was the time when you ate your script (and everyone’s scripts, also). However, we do hope that you can remain in line with the overall plot. Remember, your contract is up for negotiation soon, and you could be replaced with Scarlett Johansson.
Sincerely,
The Producers
MEMO:
To: Corporate
From: Casting
ScarJo’s gotten too expensive, you must have been looking at contracts from 5 years ago. Also, Jennifer Lawrence is out. Regardless of how many times UNITY saw Hunger Games (and misinterpreted what the title meant), she won’t return our calls. We’ve heard Rebel Wilson may be interested, we’re sending out tendrils, err, feelers.
I thought JLaw was out because she just got mulched by Nick.
You know what I just realized? It’s another goinking joke … with hats
(TUNE: “Winnie The Pooh”, Sherman & Sherman)
Deep in the Skin Horse Mirror Land,
Our heroes will soon prevail …
They now have an antitoxin gland
That also has teeth and a tail!
Where Unity rules the Biomass
And Sweetheart’s an autocrat,
The moss that is bossy gives to us
A present called Bitey the Hat!
It’s …
Bitey the Hat! Bitey the Hat!
He’s a gland who was a panda long ago,
It’s Bitey the Hat! Bitey the Hat!
Dew-y, chewy, screwy chapeau!
Had to look that one up—I can’t stand Winnie the Pooh—but I like the “gland who” and “panda” almost-rhyme…
Oh, Ed. I miss your filks so much.
Listen to Unity. She’s got her priority’s straight. Everyone needs a Bitey hat!
I have a bitey cat. Does that count?
Only if you can get it to sit on your head
Obviously, this is not a bad plan.
Except that Mirror!Unity is going to lose her hat. So for her it is a bad plan. Hopefully, she won’t realise this until it’s too late.
I’m sure she’ll find something else to make into a hat. Unity’s resourceful that way.
As the Jagers in the Hetrodyne series say, it’s only a bad plan if you lose your hat.
So they found the one thing they travelled across the planes for, risking life and limb, blah, blah, blah. The bigger thing is fox hat!!
actually breeding it with the other hat actually might be a very good idea in hignsight
Somewhere in another reality altogether a jägermonster perks up, sniffing the air, and remarks, “Ho! Eye tink dot someone just gots a very nize hat!”
Dimo would say something like that.
Probably where the fox hat theme came from (you have to say this with an English accent).
Prince Charles was visiting Bundaberg. After an official greeting at the airport he was driven to his hotel by the mayor. The mayor had noticed that Charles was wearing a strange hat, made from some animal skin. He asked what it was made from and was told that it was fox hide. The mayor asked why he had decided to wear it and Charles replied that prior to his Australian tour he had discussed his itinerary with his Mum. He had said “Mummy, I’m going to Australia. I’m going to Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane and Bundaberg.” Mummy had said “Bundaberg!!!! Wear the fox hat.”
Sorry, had to do it.
I’m afraid I don’t get that.
“Where the fock’s that?”
Not here, not on GoComics. Technical trouble again? (‘Cause “Endtown” has been sidelined by computer trouble, and I don’t know how much more bad news I could take.)
Well, “Endtown” made it back. Now it’s your turn…