You remember that her primary love interest so far is a guy, right? One who she’s still dating IIRC. So I wouldn’t count the selfie as indicators of romantic interest so much as “Hey, look it these rad hips I picked up”. I mean, we’ve seen nothing so far to exclude her being bi or queer, but lesbian is borderline off the table.
Well I say prefers. So far we’ve got her attraction for Tigerlilly and sending naked photos to KT, and Remy. Not counting Sweetheart despite my inclinations too. So that’s still 2 to 1…
So far, the total count for “attracted to” is:
Guys: 2 (that mortician guy, who is the only person she has actually kissed, to my knowledge. Also, if “Dead Dogs” is anything to go by, Tip as well. Seeing as we’re talking about Tip here, that doesn’t really indicate much concerning her preferences, though.)
Girls: 3 (Sweetheart (maybe), Tigerlilly, KT)
…unless Normal Unity was being uninhibited about her sexuality when she sent t’selfies, and Smart Unity was being uptight or cautious. In which case, being Normal Unity is a bit like being very, very drunk.
Honestly, “prefers” might be loosely defined here. The different parts of her might have different orientations, and which way she goes might be dependent on which one she listens to at any point in time. Or it could be she just takes those kind of pictures after an outing like this one just to confirm she still has all of her parts attached, and sending them to K.T. was simply a slip of the thumb (which she now realizes she needs to sew on more firmly).
Um, with unity if you ever have a “just weird that way” option it never hurts to hedge your bets. This is an “well, obviously I sent naked selfies to some stranger, wouldn’t anyone?”
I don’t think that Unity sending naked selfies is a sign of sexuality in any form. I think it’s a sign that “normal Unity” is uninhibited and has no filtering. At some point, the thought of naked selfies crossed her mind, so she did it.
Of course, now the thought of naked zombie selfies is going to haunt me for the rest of my life…
What’s worse, thanks to the magic of Quantum Fetish Mechanics, there is likely already a website dedicated to this. I’m not googling though, there I things I’m QUITE content to simply leave theoretical.
In the old days, it took EFFORT to bend reality like that. You couldn’t just mention “alt.music.dog-whistle” and have it appear. But no, these consarned modern interwebs make it all too easy for folks to have their weirdest wishes gratified…
Reverse-angle shot! Reverse-angle shot!
Okay, so if we didn’t already know Unity prefers girls… as to the classical ‘alive’ definition she seems to be more flexible.
You remember that her primary love interest so far is a guy, right? One who she’s still dating IIRC. So I wouldn’t count the selfie as indicators of romantic interest so much as “Hey, look it these rad hips I picked up”. I mean, we’ve seen nothing so far to exclude her being bi or queer, but lesbian is borderline off the table.
Well I say prefers. So far we’ve got her attraction for Tigerlilly and sending naked photos to KT, and Remy. Not counting Sweetheart despite my inclinations too. So that’s still 2 to 1…
And that one time she got nervous when seeing Tip in the nude.
The naked selfies should not count, because she said to please ignore them.
Exactly. If she sent them to indicate some interest in K.T., then smart Unity wouldn’t have a problem with dumb Unity sending them.
So far, the total count for “attracted to” is:
Guys: 2 (that mortician guy, who is the only person she has actually kissed, to my knowledge. Also, if “Dead Dogs” is anything to go by, Tip as well. Seeing as we’re talking about Tip here, that doesn’t really indicate much concerning her preferences, though.)
Girls: 3 (Sweetheart (maybe), Tigerlilly, KT)
Also, who is “Remy”?
GammarayCanon: Remy would be “that mortician guy”.
GammarayCanon: Remy is the mortician guy.
…unless Normal Unity was being uninhibited about her sexuality when she sent t’selfies, and Smart Unity was being uptight or cautious. In which case, being Normal Unity is a bit like being very, very drunk.
I’m a thinking she’s half a mind on each… or quarter mind.
UNITY is omnivorous in EVERY sense.
Honestly, “prefers” might be loosely defined here. The different parts of her might have different orientations, and which way she goes might be dependent on which one she listens to at any point in time. Or it could be she just takes those kind of pictures after an outing like this one just to confirm she still has all of her parts attached, and sending them to K.T. was simply a slip of the thumb (which she now realizes she needs to sew on more firmly).
Naked selfies, eh? So I take it Unity has a thing for K.T.?
Either that, or she’s just weird that way…
Sometimes you just gotta send ’em to everyone.
Um, with unity if you ever have a “just weird that way” option it never hurts to hedge your bets. This is an “well, obviously I sent naked selfies to some stranger, wouldn’t anyone?”
(TUNE: “Dirty Laundry”, Don Henley)
Just hear the griping now, from poor K.T.!
“Way behind on email, I got seventy-three!”
Hey, what’s this from Unity?
It’s a naked selfie!
Formula for toxin, when she had smarts …
Braininess is temporary, when it departs,
Pictures of her lady parts
In a naked selfie!
Clickin’ on the boobs!
Clickin’ on the butt!
Clickin’ on the pubes!
Clickin’ you-know-what!
Clickin’ on the butt!
Clickin’ on the boobs!
Gotta peddle smut*
On the Intertubes!
We are not worthy! *bows*
(*with a nod to Spike Trotman)
Now how do I not go around singing this all day?
I don’t think that Unity sending naked selfies is a sign of sexuality in any form. I think it’s a sign that “normal Unity” is uninhibited and has no filtering. At some point, the thought of naked selfies crossed her mind, so she did it.
Of course, now the thought of naked zombie selfies is going to haunt me for the rest of my life…
What’s worse, thanks to the magic of Quantum Fetish Mechanics, there is likely already a website dedicated to this. I’m not googling though, there I things I’m QUITE content to simply leave theoretical.
In the old days, it took EFFORT to bend reality like that. You couldn’t just mention “alt.music.dog-whistle” and have it appear. But no, these consarned modern interwebs make it all too easy for folks to have their weirdest wishes gratified…
Slightly more worrisome then Unity naked selfies is when she actually sent them. She had time to get naked in the sewer and then get dressed again?
Maybe she took them between brain binges, after the others had gone into the sewer but before they called for help.
Or maybe she just keeps naked selfies around in case she needs to send some to someone.
Hmm. Unity’s fingers aren’t colored in panel two.
Sure her fingers are colored. They’re colored blue.
They don’t show in any of the other panels. Maybe she’s cold.
Sure she’s cold. She was taking naked selfies in the sewer.