Skin Horse

By Shaenon K. Garrity & Jeffrey C. Wells
By Shaenon K. Garrity & Jeffrey C. Wells
Color by Pancha Diaz
  • About Us
  • Cast
  • Store
  • Extras
  • Original Art for Sale
  • Our Patreon
RSS
2014-03-17
‹‹ First ‹ Prev Buy! Comments(29) Next › Last ››

2014-03-17

by shaenon on March 17, 2014 at 12:01 am
Chapter: My Brother Sam Is Dead
Comments RSS

Discussion (29) ¬

  1. Manifesta
    March 17, 2014, 12:12 am | # | Reply

    Reverse-angle shot! Reverse-angle shot!

  2. irdburns
    March 17, 2014, 12:17 am | # | Reply

    Okay, so if we didn’t already know Unity prefers girls… as to the classical ‘alive’ definition she seems to be more flexible.

    • Viktor
      March 17, 2014, 12:35 am | # | Reply

      You remember that her primary love interest so far is a guy, right? One who she’s still dating IIRC. So I wouldn’t count the selfie as indicators of romantic interest so much as “Hey, look it these rad hips I picked up”. I mean, we’ve seen nothing so far to exclude her being bi or queer, but lesbian is borderline off the table.

      • irdburns
        March 17, 2014, 1:08 am | # | Reply

        Well I say prefers. So far we’ve got her attraction for Tigerlilly and sending naked photos to KT, and Remy. Not counting Sweetheart despite my inclinations too. So that’s still 2 to 1…

        • BRGR
          March 17, 2014, 2:42 am | # | Reply

          And that one time she got nervous when seeing Tip in the nude.

          The naked selfies should not count, because she said to please ignore them.

          • jdreyfuss
            March 17, 2014, 9:35 am | #

            Exactly. If she sent them to indicate some interest in K.T., then smart Unity wouldn’t have a problem with dumb Unity sending them.

          • GammarayCanon
            March 17, 2014, 12:07 pm | #

            So far, the total count for “attracted to” is:
            Guys: 2 (that mortician guy, who is the only person she has actually kissed, to my knowledge. Also, if “Dead Dogs” is anything to go by, Tip as well. Seeing as we’re talking about Tip here, that doesn’t really indicate much concerning her preferences, though.)
            Girls: 3 (Sweetheart (maybe), Tigerlilly, KT)

            Also, who is “Remy”?

          • soft
            March 17, 2014, 12:35 pm | #

            GammarayCanon: Remy would be “that mortician guy”.

          • Andy4Hire
            March 17, 2014, 12:35 pm | #

            GammarayCanon: Remy is the mortician guy.

          • davidbreslin101
            March 17, 2014, 1:04 pm | #

            …unless Normal Unity was being uninhibited about her sexuality when she sent t’selfies, and Smart Unity was being uptight or cautious. In which case, being Normal Unity is a bit like being very, very drunk.

          • KNO3
            March 17, 2014, 5:44 pm | #

            I’m a thinking she’s half a mind on each… or quarter mind.

    • obscurica
      March 17, 2014, 10:21 am | # | Reply

      UNITY is omnivorous in EVERY sense.

    • Shadowmehr
      March 17, 2014, 6:22 pm | # | Reply

      Honestly, “prefers” might be loosely defined here. The different parts of her might have different orientations, and which way she goes might be dependent on which one she listens to at any point in time. Or it could be she just takes those kind of pictures after an outing like this one just to confirm she still has all of her parts attached, and sending them to K.T. was simply a slip of the thumb (which she now realizes she needs to sew on more firmly).

  3. Jay Eff
    March 17, 2014, 12:21 am | # | Reply

    Naked selfies, eh? So I take it Unity has a thing for K.T.?

    Either that, or she’s just weird that way…

    • Altarboy
      March 17, 2014, 2:12 am | # | Reply

      Sometimes you just gotta send ’em to everyone.

    • woozy
      March 17, 2014, 11:24 pm | # | Reply

      Um, with unity if you ever have a “just weird that way” option it never hurts to hedge your bets. This is an “well, obviously I sent naked selfies to some stranger, wouldn’t anyone?”

  4. Eddurd
    March 17, 2014, 6:28 am | # | Reply

    (TUNE: “Dirty Laundry”, Don Henley)

    Just hear the griping now, from poor K.T.!
    “Way behind on email, I got seventy-three!”
    Hey, what’s this from Unity?
    It’s a naked selfie!

    Formula for toxin, when she had smarts …
    Braininess is temporary, when it departs,
    Pictures of her lady parts
    In a naked selfie!

     Clickin’ on the boobs!
     Clickin’ on the butt!
     Clickin’ on the pubes!
     Clickin’ you-know-what!

     Clickin’ on the butt!
     Clickin’ on the boobs!
     Gotta peddle smut*
     On the Intertubes!

    • Kona
      March 17, 2014, 3:23 pm | # | Reply

      We are not worthy! *bows*

  5. Eddurd
    March 17, 2014, 6:29 am | # | Reply

    (*with a nod to Spike Trotman)

  6. Manifesta
    March 17, 2014, 10:07 am | # | Reply

    Now how do I not go around singing this all day?

  7. Smithnik
    March 17, 2014, 3:54 pm | # | Reply

    I don’t think that Unity sending naked selfies is a sign of sexuality in any form. I think it’s a sign that “normal Unity” is uninhibited and has no filtering. At some point, the thought of naked selfies crossed her mind, so she did it.
    Of course, now the thought of naked zombie selfies is going to haunt me for the rest of my life…

    • irdburns
      March 17, 2014, 6:07 pm | # | Reply

      What’s worse, thanks to the magic of Quantum Fetish Mechanics, there is likely already a website dedicated to this. I’m not googling though, there I things I’m QUITE content to simply leave theoretical.

      • Smithnik
        March 17, 2014, 10:10 pm | # | Reply

        In the old days, it took EFFORT to bend reality like that. You couldn’t just mention “alt.music.dog-whistle” and have it appear. But no, these consarned modern interwebs make it all too easy for folks to have their weirdest wishes gratified…

  8. irdburns
    March 17, 2014, 6:21 pm | # | Reply

    Slightly more worrisome then Unity naked selfies is when she actually sent them. She had time to get naked in the sewer and then get dressed again?

    • John Campbell
      March 17, 2014, 7:30 pm | # | Reply

      Maybe she took them between brain binges, after the others had gone into the sewer but before they called for help.

      Or maybe she just keeps naked selfies around in case she needs to send some to someone.

  9. John Campbell
    March 17, 2014, 9:18 pm | # | Reply

    Hmm. Unity’s fingers aren’t colored in panel two.

  10. Smithnik
    March 17, 2014, 10:02 pm | # | Reply

    Sure her fingers are colored. They’re colored blue.

    • =Tamar
      March 17, 2014, 10:34 pm | # | Reply

      They don’t show in any of the other panels. Maybe she’s cold.

      • Andy Wetmore
        March 17, 2014, 11:02 pm | # | Reply

        Sure she’s cold. She was taking naked selfies in the sewer.

Leave a ReplyCancel reply

More by Jeff

  • The Scrivnarium

More by Shaenon

  • Horror Every Day
  • Li'l Mell
  • Monster of the Week
  • Narbonic
  • Shaenon.com
Creative Commons License
Skin Horse by Shaenon K. Garrity & Jeffrey C. Wells is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Based on a work at http://www.skin-horse.com.

©2007-2025 Skin Horse | Powered by WordPress with ComicPress | Subscribe: RSS | Back to Top ↑