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2022-03-18

by shaenon on March 18, 2022 at 12:01 am
Chapter: Phantomwise
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  1. Tiff Hudson
    March 18, 2022, 12:07 am | # | Reply

    Give Disney time. There’s good money in making the Rock fight a UFO full of bees, and the Mouse will find a way.

    • Foradain
      March 18, 2022, 12:18 am | # | Reply

      It’s more likely to be the WB, as both The Rock and Jason Momoa are portraying DC heroes (or anti-heroes ^_^) and The Hive is already an established DC villain organization.

    • jdreyfuss
      March 18, 2022, 10:46 am | # | Reply

      Presumably in the jungle, wearing a khaki shirt of some kind.

      • Manifesta
        March 18, 2022, 1:50 pm | # | Reply

        Unbuttoned to the navel. I think it’s in their contracts.

        • Frank
          March 18, 2022, 3:11 pm | # | Reply

          rrgh it’s so annoying

    • Shadowmehr
      March 18, 2022, 1:01 pm | # | Reply

      It wasn’t a UFO, but the Rock did fight a sapient bee swarm in Jungle Cruise. No further spoilers, but I did enjoy it.

      • Frank
        March 18, 2022, 3:11 pm | # | Reply

        I’d been avoiding that movie but now I want to see it!

        • Alexis West
          March 18, 2022, 6:13 pm | # | Reply

          It was OK, I thought. It def has its moments, but I kept finding myself reminded of the Brendan Fraser Mummy movies, and finding it lacking in the comparison.

          • Frank
            March 18, 2022, 11:49 pm | #

            and here I thought they were going for a Crocodile Dundee vibe

      • Tiff Hudson
        March 18, 2022, 3:33 pm | # | Reply

        Really!?? I was thinking of Jungle Cruise when I posited Disney, but it was only a guess. I haven’t seen the movie.

    • 5-tons-of-flax
      March 19, 2022, 12:40 pm | # | Reply

      Henry Cavill would cuss, take a bee sting potion and set the UFO on fire.

      • awgiedawgie
        March 19, 2022, 4:47 pm | # | Reply

        I like this guy’s no-nonsense, laid-back approach to flying objects. There’s no bees, but still…

  2. Towering Barbarian
    March 18, 2022, 12:10 am | # | Reply

    What’s to fight? As she herself has said the purpose was to help their friends. Mission accomplished. If they want to be bosses around by Pavane after all that then that’s on them. Only reason to stick around and fight would be if Mind Control is threatened or proven. @_@

    • Candace
      March 18, 2022, 1:23 am | # | Reply

      Agreed on all points, Towering Barbarian. It *appears* as if most of the non-human sapients are boarding the UFO of their own free will. Unless, as you say, it turns out they’re being mind-controlled, there’s nothing to fight here. Given that Sweetheart is choosing not to go, it looks unlikely that there is any mind control at play here.

      Is Marcie suggesting that Chris should prevent sapient individuals from exercising their freedom of choice? That would be highly inappropriate. I suppose he is free to stand out there and peacefully try to convince NHSs not to board, without physically interfering with their ability to do so.

      • khn0
        March 18, 2022, 4:45 am | # | Reply

        Free will cannot be exerced unless there is enough information to choose between alternatives.
        What do people there know of Pavane and Lovetron?
        It’s not free will at this point, it’s faith.

        • Towering Barbarian
          March 18, 2022, 11:34 am | # | Reply

          Choosing faith is completely a part of free will. šŸ™‚

        • awgiedawgie
          March 18, 2022, 12:19 pm | # | Reply

          They’re not making an informed decision, and probably not a wise one, but unless someone is using mind control or some other means to force them, the decision is theirs. That is the very definition of “free will”.

          People use their free will to make stupid and uninformed decisions every day in the real world.

    • Robert Nowall
      March 18, 2022, 12:45 pm | # | Reply

      It does look to me that the humans of the story, Tip, Dr. Lee, Jonah Yu and Nera, and now Chris and Marcie, are being shafted. They did their share of defeating the Forces of Evil, and now that the saucer is pulling out of the station, Pavane is pulling a Pete Best on them.

      • Candace
        March 19, 2022, 1:21 am | # | Reply

        Well, as an avid Beatles fan, I would say that it’s more like the Beatles shafted Pete Best than the other way around. OTOH, Best apparently didn’t consistently turn up for shows during their club days, so the shafting may have been justified.

        • Robert Nowall
          March 19, 2022, 9:36 pm | # | Reply

          Oh, he was dumped because he wasn’t a very good drummer. Probably the others missed more shows than him.

          It was the way they dumped him that caused the trouble. They didn’t tell him themselves, they never told him they’d replace him when they could get someone better, they let Brian Epstein do it. But what do kids in their late teens and early twenties know about how to handle people?

          (They didn’t handle their breakup with each other much better, either.)

  3. palenoue
    March 18, 2022, 1:19 am | # | Reply

    And what _wasn’t_ Jason Momoa wearing in this dream?

    • Candace
      March 18, 2022, 1:24 am | # | Reply

      Enquiring minds want to know!

      • JoB
        March 18, 2022, 12:42 pm | # | Reply

        I’d guess that he wasn’t wearing … out his welcome.

  4. Ken
    March 18, 2022, 1:21 am | # | Reply

    In fairness, Jason Momoa did fight human-shaped alien queens and drones in spaceships. For four seasons! (He wasn’t in the first season.)

    • Dewy
      March 18, 2022, 6:10 pm | # | Reply

      He also fought a swarm of big bugs but, that was in a cave, not in a space ship. Those bugs were the progenitors of said queens, though. Close enough?

  5. alphaghoul
    March 18, 2022, 2:14 am | # | Reply

    You gotta love the banter in these.

  6. John Campbell
    March 18, 2022, 4:35 am | # | Reply

    So just use the tactics Jason Momoa used in the dream.

    (“Look! Behind you! Giant X-COM hornets!” *leg sweep*)

  7. ebonysable
    March 18, 2022, 5:16 am | # | Reply

    I actually had a Skin Horse dream last night.
    Skin Horse was coming to an end, like it is in real life, except it seemed to be a novel series. I managed to attend the launch of the last book, where Shaenon read out excerpts, including the ending, before the book was available for sale. Except I didn’t hear any words, they were more like movie clips. I only remember two of the clips – Gavotte had several wigs on wigheads, and they were framed by a window in such a way that they looked like human silhouettes, and then there was a later clip where Tigerlily took one of the wigs to wear.
    There was also a brief scene earlier in the dream from an earlier book, in which Gavotte was explaining to someone that she didn’t have a mother.

    To be honest, the dream as a whole was about as sensible as Skin Horse, just less coherent.

    • Jeffrey C. Wells
      March 20, 2022, 12:13 pm | # | Reply

      I like it! Very on-brand, and big Langwidere energy! (Of course, Langwidere’s in-universe counterpart already did her canonical cameo a few years ago.)

  8. Robert Nowall
    March 18, 2022, 6:56 am | # | Reply

    So where will they go? What will they do? (Frankly, my dear, Pavane doesn’t give a damn.)

  9. Arf'n'Nonny
    March 18, 2022, 11:56 am | # | Reply

    The entire ‘trip’ appears more bogus every moment. Are the ‘deluded’ ONLY being raptured, or?

  10. Robert Nowall
    March 18, 2022, 2:30 pm | # | Reply

    Chris Sanders has made a decision. Since their efforts are met with derision, there’s no reason to stay, so he’s breaking away. There’s no hope of saucer admission.

  11. Tiff Hudson
    March 18, 2022, 3:36 pm | # | Reply

    Chris! Marcie! Wait!!! Think of all the things you could irradiate with a UFO engine!! Didn’t you see “Forbidden Planet”?

  12. Bernerlb
    March 18, 2022, 4:05 pm | # | Reply

    I’m still wondering whether Bisexual Afrofuturians have conversation pits and what will happen to HT

    • Robert Nowall
      March 18, 2022, 4:11 pm | # | Reply

      Wait till the final end, when we all spend a few weeks pointing out everything and everyone that’s unaccounted for. I’ll bring up some of my favorites and I’d feel the loss if others didn’t bring up theirs.

      • awgiedawgie
        March 18, 2022, 7:15 pm | # | Reply

        You’re assuming, of course, that our fearsome leaders will leave anything unaccounted for. I suppose anything is possible, but they have been brewing this story for more than a few years, and have become outright masters at the long game.

        • Robert Nowall
          March 18, 2022, 7:31 pm | # | Reply

          Oh, I think there will. There’s always Cousin Bidet and Sasquatch Jefferson.

          • awgiedawgie
            March 18, 2022, 10:45 pm | #

            Oh we all know Cousin Bidet ran off with Cousin Jeb the Abattoir. They’re a match made in robo-heaven.

      • Robert Horton
        March 19, 2022, 12:28 am | # | Reply

        The Dane’s lightsaber needs to go to UNITY, the Dork Knight needs more kicking around; AGI’s telepathic jerk needs to be locked up for a month with only UNITY to read… We need a Sunday Fan-Service Focus on Dr. Lee… string bikinis and rear shots of her in her body armor… Bubbles needs a happy ending, as does her Cuddle Cobra… And what about the man behind the curtain?

  13. Alexis West
    March 18, 2022, 6:11 pm | # | Reply

    I think Eddie Redmayne is who you’re looking for here. It didn’t work out so well for his as I recall, tho, so maybe not šŸ˜‰

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