You’ve got that dress about you,
But your kiss freaks me out, you,
It really thrills me, Eleanor, hear me.
I know it seems permissive,
But if it makes you kiss-ive,
While dressing like her, Eleanor, really.
Eleanor, gee, I think it’s swell,
That you pull it off so well,
Our relationship’s so frigid.
Eleanor, it’s a paradigm,
Wonder if I’ve lost my mind,
And your kiss has made me rigid.
I think your assets are showing,
In that Roosevelt clothing,
So much more than the real Eleanor wore it.
But don’t forget your big sin,
You and Tip face discipline!
You and he both are, Eleanor, for it.
Eleanor, gee, I think it’s swell,
That you pull it off so well,
Our relationship’s so frigid.
Eleanor, it’s a paradigm,
Wonder if I’ve lost my mind,
And your kiss has made me rigid.
One more time!
Eleanor, gee, I think it’s swell, ah-hah!
Eleanor, gee, I think it’s swell, ah-hah-ahaha…
—from “Elenore,” The Turtles. (Yes, that’s how they spelled it.)
Okay, the current wager is that at the end of this story arc, after all sorts of Weekend at Bernie’s hijinks using Sweetheart’s rigid corpus, she finally comes to and says “What was that about, U.N.I.T.Y.!?” before realizing she has been placed in an empty room.
Any takers? Even odds she’s wearing a party hat when she resets. Anyone?
Yeah, opt-out isn’t helpful when someone’s gone unresponsive. Although paramedics take unconsciousness as consent for medical aid, this isn’t quite the same.
Considering the alternative is to just leave her catatonic in the street, I fail to see the problem. It’s not like they’re taking her silence as consent for anything, just for taking her with them and Unity is the closest friend she has. Is it a consent violation to carry your friend home if they pass out drinking too?
Captain’s Fancy Valentine Sweetheart: OS Page Fault Error.
Where is that reset button?
Have you tried disconnecting the power, waiting ten seconds, then reconnect and restart?
MIght be kinda awkward, feeling around Sweetheart to do all that.
Generally a belly-scratch works as a decent reset.
Error 404 Sweetheart Not Found
Sweetheart is still stuck at “What the ever-loving blue eyed…?”
Microsoft Sweetheart has encountered an error and needs to close. Do you wish to send and error report?
Rigor mortis sets in pretty quickly, doesn’t it?
Eeeeeeeeee…
I love everything about this.
You’ve got that dress about you,
But your kiss freaks me out, you,
It really thrills me, Eleanor, hear me.
I know it seems permissive,
But if it makes you kiss-ive,
While dressing like her, Eleanor, really.
Eleanor, gee, I think it’s swell,
That you pull it off so well,
Our relationship’s so frigid.
Eleanor, it’s a paradigm,
Wonder if I’ve lost my mind,
And your kiss has made me rigid.
I think your assets are showing,
In that Roosevelt clothing,
So much more than the real Eleanor wore it.
But don’t forget your big sin,
You and Tip face discipline!
You and he both are, Eleanor, for it.
Eleanor, gee, I think it’s swell,
That you pull it off so well,
Our relationship’s so frigid.
Eleanor, it’s a paradigm,
Wonder if I’ve lost my mind,
And your kiss has made me rigid.
One more time!
Eleanor, gee, I think it’s swell, ah-hah!
Eleanor, gee, I think it’s swell, ah-hah-ahaha…
—from “Elenore,” The Turtles. (Yes, that’s how they spelled it.)
THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!
…sorry, couldn’t help myself.
Yes, that response came to mind, but I am not going to post it.
Okay, the current wager is that at the end of this story arc, after all sorts of Weekend at Bernie’s hijinks using Sweetheart’s rigid corpus, she finally comes to and says “What was that about, U.N.I.T.Y.!?” before realizing she has been placed in an empty room.
Any takers? Even odds she’s wearing a party hat when she resets. Anyone?
I’d take that wager.
I will note that tip is being surprisingly responsible
Actually, that “I take your lack of objection as consent” kind of bothers me, especially coming from someone as promiscuous as Tip.
Yeah, opt-out isn’t helpful when someone’s gone unresponsive. Although paramedics take unconsciousness as consent for medical aid, this isn’t quite the same.
Considering the alternative is to just leave her catatonic in the street, I fail to see the problem. It’s not like they’re taking her silence as consent for anything, just for taking her with them and Unity is the closest friend she has. Is it a consent violation to carry your friend home if they pass out drinking too?