They should be pretty much like their living counter part: annoying, but all in al, an addition to the market segments that allows for finding easily numerous craft beers, indie bands gigs and organic fingerfood – this latter should be the most disturbing.
Organic finger food–you mean “those lady fingers are real”?
Which, of course, induced me to look up the classic Svengoolie song parody “Night of the Living Dead” (accompanying the movie of the same name, to the tune of “The Night Has 1000 Eyes”):
No, she really got stabbed to death, and Dan here gave her a big ol’ wet sloppy kiss to infect her so she wouldn’t die. So now she just blames everything on being a zombie. Since she was zombified before she was actually dead, she still has all of her brain function, including all her living urges, and her imagination of what zombies might do.
Well, being still alive myself, I’m not an expert, but I’d say her biggest problem was probably watching too many horror movies when she was younger. So now that she’s a zombie, she’s doing what she always thought zombies should do.
There were a few other zombies out in Colma – including Dan here – who were almost normal, despite being zombies. It seemed to have something to do with how long – if at all – after death they were zombified.
She seems unfulfilled….
Well, the lobster rolls should fill her, even if they don’t fulfill her.
Yeah, my problem with lobster rolls is that they’re expensive, but never very filling. They do call to my blood, though.
Reagan Airport. Legal Seafoods. Last Sunday. Lobster roll and iced tea, $40.
I would much rather had one from this little place on the beach at Cape Elizabreth Maine, but I was in DC, not ME.
Oh, man… I miss the Lobster Shack at Two Lights….
This line of comments screams for dirty jokes.
Humph. Zombies always make me think of the gigolo who got leprosy. (His business fell off.)
Few things more annoying than the nouveau undead.
(Well, maybe undead hipsters. “I was a shambling corpse _before_ it was cool.”
They should be pretty much like their living counter part: annoying, but all in al, an addition to the market segments that allows for finding easily numerous craft beers, indie bands gigs and organic fingerfood – this latter should be the most disturbing.
Organic finger food–you mean “those lady fingers are real”?
Which, of course, induced me to look up the classic Svengoolie song parody “Night of the Living Dead” (accompanying the movie of the same name, to the tune of “The Night Has 1000 Eyes”):
https://youtu.be/WjX0GMZUcE8
Enjoy!
“I was dead before I was cool.”
How about “I was cool before I was undead.”
“I was zombie when zombie wasn’t cool.”
I was room temperature before it was cool.
This Sunday’s sketch: a platter of lobster rolls chanting “Come, undead, come and fulfill your destiny.”
Does Colma have a community theatre? It might help burn off some of the extra drama in her system.
They need to do a “Raise Dead Fully” on her as quickly as possible! ^_^
They sound like a married couple.
Is she just cosplaying with body paint?
No, she really got stabbed to death, and Dan here gave her a big ol’ wet sloppy kiss to infect her so she wouldn’t die. So now she just blames everything on being a zombie. Since she was zombified before she was actually dead, she still has all of her brain function, including all her living urges, and her imagination of what zombies might do.
I had the impression their kiss wasn’t very wet. He used tongue to be sure. Hope she gave it back later.
Granted, I assumed that it was sloppy. But it had to be a little wet if the virus was in his saliva, and the tongue only made it worse.
Are you saying that, even though most zombies are still alive when infected, they have to die for true zombification to occur?
Well, being still alive myself, I’m not an expert, but I’d say her biggest problem was probably watching too many horror movies when she was younger. So now that she’s a zombie, she’s doing what she always thought zombies should do.
There were a few other zombies out in Colma – including Dan here – who were almost normal, despite being zombies. It seemed to have something to do with how long – if at all – after death they were zombified.
It seems quite a jump to call K. T. “normal,” but it seemed most of the others were.
What is it with padawans anyway?
[cue Undead Jerry Seinfeld]
If zombies wander around the sewers, does that mean the Emperor Norton is the guy from “The Honeymooners?”