Shaenon: Jeff answered this mailbag question, so all I had to do was draw a bunch of Jeffs.

Channing: You know what’s best in life? Composing a long, rambling e-mail to Shaenon and seeing Long, Rambling E-mail: The Graphic Novel like a week later. That, my friends, is best in life. Crushing your enemies and seeing them driven before you ain’t got nothing on that.