Shaenon: Indoors? Reading? Need piles of comics? For the length of all shelter-in-place advisories, all Narbonic and Skin Horse books you order from the Couscous Store will arrive signed and sketched by me. Stay safe, stay sane, read fun stuff.

As you can see, sheltering in place is going great here in Berkeley. Jeff lives on a farm in Wisconsin, so as I squat in piles of cat hair with a kid climbing my shoulders, I picture him romping through rolling hills and orchards of cheese trees, the nearest human being safely miles away. Run free, the Jeff of my imagination!

Channing: Real Jeff is mostly crabby because he can’t go into the city and eat buffet Chinese. Jeff of Shaenon’s imagination is probably a lot healthier. Oh, and the levels of cat hair are probably about comparable.