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2019-11-07

by shaenon on November 7, 2019 at 12:01 am
Chapter: A Life in the Woods
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  1. Alphaghoul
    November 7, 2019, 12:06 am | # | Reply

    I know I should have said this sooner but here it is. So Anasigma is run by crazy people, I guess that probably explains their corruption. Did someone beat me to it?

    • avatarjk137
      November 7, 2019, 12:13 am | # | Reply

      You’re technically correct – the mads aren’t in charge, but they RUN things in Anasigma. They seem to have all the tech positions. This is probably worse than if they were in charge.

      • BMunro
        November 7, 2019, 2:01 am | # | Reply

        Different sort of crazy. People who do stuff like letting mad scientists set up their security are also mad, just not the sort of mad that leads to mad science.

        • awgiedawgie
          November 7, 2019, 8:59 am | # | Reply

          That distinction is precisely why I always capitalize “Mad” when I’m referring to Mad scientists. I have noticed a few other people tend to do so as well. I also tend to use other descriptive words – like “crazy” or “insane”, or even “unhinged” – for those who are mentally unstable, but are not Mad.

          • Lady E
            November 7, 2019, 12:07 pm | #

            We refer to them as “government employees” where I work.

          • jdreyfuss
            February 5, 2020, 2:19 pm | #

            I try to do that too.

    • awgiedawgie
      November 7, 2019, 12:21 am | # | Reply

      Pretty sure that’s been posited more than once in the past. I mean, it’s kind of obvious.

  2. Rimwolf
    November 7, 2019, 12:14 am | # | Reply

    For some people, “I like coffee” is like “I like breathing.”

    • awgiedawgie
      November 7, 2019, 12:22 am | # | Reply

      This ^

      • khn0
        November 7, 2019, 3:08 am | # | Reply

        I never managed to quit breathing without feeling way too much ill.

    • Robert Nowall
      November 7, 2019, 4:49 pm | # | Reply

      Not me. Can’t stand the taste.

      • awgiedawgie
        November 7, 2019, 5:05 pm | # | Reply

        Come to the dark side… the dark roast side.

      • extremist343
        February 4, 2021, 9:15 pm | # | Reply

        Neither can I. Coffee’s gross.

  3. Robert Nowall
    November 7, 2019, 12:35 am | # | Reply

    She’s a little late in realizing that.

    • Towering Barbarian
      November 7, 2019, 2:03 am | # | Reply

      It’s possible that with Sparks this shouldn’t always be taken for granted. ^_^

      • Robert Nowall
        November 7, 2019, 8:24 am | # | Reply

        I was thinking maybe she was a recently modified gerbil or something.

    • awgiedawgie
      November 7, 2019, 8:54 am | # | Reply

      Frankly, she’s acting very much like a girl I used to work with. She’d drink Sobe energy drinks all day while she was at work, and she was quite literally bouncing off the walls. If she had blurted out “I just realized – we’re human-shaped” (and I’m not so certain she never did), it wouldn’t have surprised any of us one bit.

      (She has long since realized the wisdom in not drinking energy drinks, and she acts a lot more “normal” now.)

      • waynezombie
        November 7, 2019, 11:37 am | # | Reply

        A friend of mine had to move his wife from Florida to New Mexico over a 3-day weekend. He lived off of Red Bull. Then was sick for 3-4 days. Turns out you’re not supposed to drink more than 2 or 3 per 24 hours, he had 2-3 times that amount per day.

  4. enigma42
    November 7, 2019, 1:14 am | # | Reply

    If coffee does that to her god knows energy drinks can do

    • Polywoky
      November 7, 2019, 7:29 am | # | Reply

      Do those energy drinks contain frog venom like her special coffee does?

      Frog venom mentioned back here: http://skin-horse.com/comic/and-into/

  5. BMunro
    November 7, 2019, 2:05 am | # | Reply

    I assumed she drank waaay too much coffee during the fugue because she was, well, in a fugue, but now it appears to be normal operating procedure for her.

  6. David B Huber
    November 7, 2019, 4:40 am | # | Reply

    It makes no sense, but my Plot Predictor says it will prove to be the real Tip, escaped from the biomass…

    • Owlmirror
      November 7, 2019, 7:34 am | # | Reply

      Why would a putative fake Tip have the comm link to Sweetheart?

      Come to think of it, why didn’t Tip ask Sweetheart if he said anything during the missing time?

    • Darkstarling
      November 7, 2019, 11:33 am | # | Reply

      The worst thing is that this does, in fact, make a lot of sense. It’s like the voyager episode with the silver blood dopples. They think they’re the original.

      • =Tamar
        November 7, 2019, 1:30 pm | # | Reply

        Same as The Thing, back in the 1940s iirc. They all thought they were the original.

        • BMunro
          November 7, 2019, 7:40 pm | # | Reply

          I suspect you are thinking of a different SF story. In the original story “Who Goes There” by Campbell the copies are quite aware of what they really are, and the same goes for the 1980s movie: in the 1950s film, nobody gets copied at all.

          • Trismegistus Shandy
            November 8, 2019, 7:56 am | #

            Maybe “Impostor” by Philip K. Dick?

  7. Paula Goodwin
    November 7, 2019, 7:53 am | # | Reply

    Doctor, not Captain?

    • awgiedawgie
      November 7, 2019, 8:45 am | # | Reply

      To be fair, he’s no longer in the Army, and they did bring him along presumably for his psychological training.

    • Christian Rose
      November 7, 2019, 7:56 pm | # | Reply

      Also, if my memory hasn’t failed me, the only person to call Tip “Captian” on a regular basis is Mr. Green himself.

  8. Daibhid C
    November 7, 2019, 1:27 pm | # | Reply

    All I want is a proper pot of coffee,
    Swigged from a proper copper coffeepot.
    Others may want a spot,
    But they’re not gonna get an offer ‘cos I’m gonna chug the lot!
    Things shaped like men,
    Outside again,
    No-one can quite see,
    So I’ll swig a proper pot of coffee from a proper copper coffee pot because it’s all for me!

    • awgiedawgie
      November 7, 2019, 4:00 pm | # | Reply

      Nice!

    • David B Huber
      November 7, 2019, 5:29 pm | # | Reply

      Seconded! (& now you have me longing for “Skinhorse: The Musical” ala’ Gilbert and Sullivan…)

  9. Shadowmehr
    November 7, 2019, 9:59 pm | # | Reply

    Obviously, she’s very focused on her current mission. She’s cut down to one cup of coffee a day.

    • awgiedawgie
      November 7, 2019, 10:43 pm | # | Reply

      I only have one cup per day, too. I just keep filling it back up.

  10. jdreyfuss
    February 5, 2020, 2:27 pm | # | Reply

    What manner o’ thing is your mad scientist?

    It is shaped, sir, like itself. It is as mad as it has madness. It is just so functional as it may function, and moves with its own creations. It lives by the abominations which it sustaineth, and its creations, once questioned, inevitably turn against it.

    Of what realm of science is it?

    Of its own realm.

    ‘Tis a strange scientist.

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