March 2019 Wallpaper: Good Morning
Shaenon: For this month’s wallpaper, I decided to go full Lisa Frank and make the raddest Trapper Keeper design ever. Thank you.
As always, if you make a donation in any amount to the Skin Horse Tip Jar, or contribute any amount to our Patreon, we’ll give you a link to this wallpaper, designed for two computer desktop sizes and cell phones. Patreon contributors will continue to receive new wallpaper for the length of their contribution.
As a bonus, you’ll get this bonus March wallpaper from the archives:
Channing: As a strong aficionado of the unicorns and rainbows aesthetic, I approve of this wallpaper.
Discussion (13) ¬
Boy, Baron Mistycorn must find that depressing.
When does the link go up on Patreon?
And while we’re on the subject, can you bring this wallpaper back as a bonus? I’d love the full size, but Patreon doesn’t go back to 2010.
Yes, I’ll bring that one back one of these months.
A thousand thanks!
And here I thought the pink fluffy unicorns were meant to be /dancing/ on rainbows.
(Mistycorn: “I don’t dance before three cups of coffee or three bottles of beer.”)
Nanomachine-powered zombies, perhaps. Most zombies aren’t nearly as scary strong as Unity, and can be stopped by such fearsome menaces as the Chain Link Fence.
Maybe not as strong as Unity, but other zombies have been known to bash through walls, or knock down solid steel doors, only to be stopped by a stripper with a shotgun.
Reference?
Grindhouse, wasn’t it?
Well, the easy answer would be “Zombies vs. Strippers” (2012), (or possibly “Strippers vs. Zombies” (2008), or “Zombie Strippers” (2008)), since I mentioned both zombies and strippers, but I’m not certain that’s where I saw it. Might have been “From Dusk Til Dawn”. It’s been ages since I watched whatever it was.
I hope he gets a Twizzler wedgie.
But isn’t wearing clothes kind of a prerequisite for getting a wedgie?