The Zombie Gnome Defense Guide
Shaenon: I’m very excited to be able to announce The Zombie Gnome Defense Guide, which I wrote with the lovely Andrew Farago. It’s technically not Skin Horse-related, but probably relevant to many readers’ interests, especially as I continue my streak of working mad scientists into absolutely everything. It’s coming out in August; preorder or at least make a mental note to leaf through it at the bookstore. Thanks!
Channing: You thought you were safe with your Max Brooks guides, didn’t you? Well, you were wrong! Here is a whole avenue of danger Mr. Brooks didn’t even touch.
When will it be available for purchase internationally (New Zealand)?
You can buy at bookdepository.com. Free shiping world wide.
https://www.bookdepository.com/Zombie-Gnome-Defense-Guide-Andrew-Farago/9780762491551?ref=grid-view&qid=1528339517716&sr=1-3
Congrats for being “#1 New Release in Gardening & Horticulture Essays”
Oh, dear…
I have joyously failed my saving roll against buying this. I suppose this counts as an early zombie gnome victory.
(This is all to learn how to defend against the pig-shaped gnome the last owner of this house left in the garden. The garden is tiny so the gnome is, like, 3m from me right now. This is well within dashing range — and if it turns out this is a sabre-toothed boar gnome, well, sabre-tooths are specialized for taking down prey much larger than themselves. A flicker in of the corner of my vision, one leap, one sinking of (rotting) stone fangs, and I’d be bleeding out, or turning into a stone zombie gnome myself. Whether anyone would ever be able to tell if the latter happened, I’m not sure…)
You don’t have a Kindle Edition? Somewhere a sapient tree is crying and Skinhorse is going to have to cheer them up. 😉 But seriously, you don’t have a Kindle Edition for this Survival Guide to the tiniest apocalypse?
To be fair, when the apocalypse hits, all those Kindle books are going to be pretty useless once the power — and especially the internet — goes out. 😉
It’s available for pre-order on iBooks.
Ordered! My personal zombie gnome, sitting before my monitor, said I should order the flexibound version, as there will be no electricity after WWZG and he wants to keep it as an Historic Document…?!
“…the lovely Andrew Farago.” Well, you know him better than I do.
After the Gnomes go berserk, the Simon’s Cat videos are gonna get VERY different…
I’d certainly hate that! That cat occupies my car’s gas cap!