March 2016: Stupid Conflict Resolution
Shaenon: It’s been a while since I did a wallpaper featuring a ridiculous line from the strip. Which is weird, because this strip has a lot of ridiculous lines.
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As a bonus, you’ll also get this classic wallpaper, one of my personal all-time favorites, which also features ridiculous dialogue:
Channing: Ridiculous dialogue: it’s what we do here at “Skin Horse.” And I am proud to say that this new storyline has some very ridiculous dialogue moments indeed. Oh, wait, I mean “ashamed.”
Now, the same thing with Unity in the middle…!
You know what she needs? Music for those violent but all too rare moments… like Popeye’s Spinach Fanfare!
The text would have to be changed from “resolution” to “escalation” then though. And Unity would need to have a huge grin on her face.
Wonder if there’s any lines that goes beyond ridiculous?
I forget. Is he a psychologist, a psychiatrist, a licensed therapist, or maybe an unlicensed therapist?
Pschologist, according to the first story strip.
Couldn’t quite remember…didn’t think he could be a qualified M. D., which a psychiatrist would have to be. (Hate to think of him with a prescription pad…)
This sooooo needs to be a T-shirt! : D