“Luau! /If you’re hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat, /Eat my buddy Pumbaa here because he is a treat! / Come on down and dine, /On this tasty swine, /All you have to do is get in line! / Are ya achin’ [Yup, yup, yup.] / For some bacon? [Yup, yup, yup.] / He’s a big pig! [Yup , yup, yup] / You can be a big pig too! Oy!”
Welp, I guess that’s two ways to be very close to Sergio. Also, UNITY knows how to respect the gravity of the moment. Also also, the Master is definitely, probably, doubtfully one of four people or watercoolers, two of whom are improbably minor characters and none of which have previously displayed a tendency towards romantic obsession. I’d like to add the mynah to the list of suspects on general principle, but I don’t think I can shoehorn it in.
Personally, I’m rooting for ‘dumb unity’ out arguing ‘smart unity’ again. That, or the ultimate showdown: Unity gets schlorped up by the biomass, and has to fight HERSELF in her brain.
…and wins because of the lesson she learned about bureaucracy, summoning the minds of everyone else the biomass has eaten. Small minded people in large numbers!
If Sergio and Sergio are going to join with the Great Unity, doesn’t that just mean she’ll eat their brains and salvage their body parts for her own use?
Timon: So what’s your plan to get past those guys?
Simba: Live bait
Timon: Good ide– hey!
“What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula?”
“Luau! /If you’re hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat, /Eat my buddy Pumbaa here because he is a treat! / Come on down and dine, /On this tasty swine, /All you have to do is get in line! / Are ya achin’ [Yup, yup, yup.] / For some bacon? [Yup, yup, yup.] / He’s a big pig! [Yup , yup, yup] / You can be a big pig too! Oy!”
I always thought Pumba was saying “Yum, Yum, Yum”??
I see someone has been playing a lot of Fallout: New Vegas lately.
“Sinsiter”?
Female Tip must be developing a stutter…
sinsiter (n) person in charge of finding a suitable venue for evil?
Sinsiter (n): One who provides sin when the normal sin-providers are having a night out.
Or one who takes care of your private sins when you go out to dinner and a movie and want to leave them at home.
Welp, I guess that’s two ways to be very close to Sergio. Also, UNITY knows how to respect the gravity of the moment. Also also, the Master is definitely, probably, doubtfully one of four people or watercoolers, two of whom are improbably minor characters and none of which have previously displayed a tendency towards romantic obsession. I’d like to add the mynah to the list of suspects on general principle, but I don’t think I can shoehorn it in.
Err… did we miss a reveal here?
Nope.
There was supposed to be one yesterday, but technical difficulties with the gurney lift and spotlight prevented it.
They are standing right behind the man in the iron lung now, so I suspect everything which was going to be revealed has been revealed.
Remember that we knew a lot more than the team did going into this.
I’m waiting for UNITY-1 to meet Alt!UNITY: I’m wondering which one will challenge the other to a brain eating contest, ala the Sweethearts.
Personally, I’m rooting for ‘dumb unity’ out arguing ‘smart unity’ again. That, or the ultimate showdown: Unity gets schlorped up by the biomass, and has to fight HERSELF in her brain.
…and wins because of the lesson she learned about bureaucracy, summoning the minds of everyone else the biomass has eaten. Small minded people in large numbers!
So does that mean the Biomass is heading for Cal Tech now?
The Jaws theme music plays as we speak.
I’m curious about the phrase “Sergio and me” – alt-Unity never actually refers to alt-Sergio by name. Is that maybe not alt-Sergio’s given name?
Plot twist – Alt!Sergio is actually Mell after a horrible, HORRIBLE accident. Thanks, Helen!
If Sergio and Sergio are going to join with the Great Unity, doesn’t that just mean she’ll eat their brains and salvage their body parts for her own use?