Great Moments With Baron Mistycorn, Inked
Shaenon: The Baron Mistycorn page I posted a couple of Sundays ago, all inked up. Now it’s Pancha’s turn with the colors.
Channing: I know I’ve said this before, but watching Shaenon turn words and pictures in my head into actual pictures that exist in real life is pure frikkin’ magic.
(TUNE: “Green Door”, Davie & Moore)
Tickets!
Safety rules we’re observing!
Rickets …
Roller coaster’s unnerving!
Cricket’s …
It’s the only club serving!
Here at WhimsyLand, they’ve got a secret club,
It’s called The Cricket!
It’s a bistro, cabaret, and British pub,
It’s called The Cricket!
Get a free beer when you show your ticket stub
There at The Cricket!
Pay dues!
Members only inside now!
Need booze,
Throat of Mistycorn’s dried now!
Short fuse!
Where’d that Cricket Club hide now?
Cric-ket!
So, what, WhimsyCorp built a new sentient Baron Mistycorn robot?
He is after all a licensed property!
My personal guess is time travel corrupting his younger self – or an alternate reality version of himself. Or Possibly both.
Ah. Now I can tell who’s who.
I always want to add a “Von” to Baron Mistycorn’s name. I don’t know why.
What’s Rule #1?
Rule #1 of the mysterious Cricket Club is, “You don’t talk about the mysterious Cricket Club”.
If everybody talked about it, it wouldn’t be mysterious anymore!
Is this the Melbourne or Sydney Whimseyland park?
Aah! Shaenon’s looking right at us! It’s okay when cartoon characters do it, because they’re not real, but this is different.