I am human! Hear me talk!
Upon my hind legs, see me walk!
I believe it, so I know it must be true!
Though you may say you don’t concur,
Ignore my whiskers, tail, and fur!
So shut up, or I will dis-em-bow-el you!
Oh, yes! I am Man!
And I know my proper place!
Hush up while you can,
Or I’ll remove your face!
I like solving problems with vi-o-lence!
I wear clothes …
And I watch PBS …
I am human!
You know, as accepting as the cast are of Nick, a human brain in a tank, identifying as a helicopter, you’d think they’d be more accepting of mutated humans sticking to their humanity (despite significant physical differences). I suppose it’s the striving to stay reality blind that Jonah and Nera are against here, but I’m not sure I would blame this group. It’s not every day you wake up half skunk or a full blown cat.
I’m not entirely sure just how much of Nick’s nature and/or identity N&J know about, nor how accepting they are towards that. All we know is that they shared a ride and restricted media together and parted on relatively friendly terms.
Wow, this is totally a character I suggested doing a bonus story about at one point, but I never got around to writing it. And now Jeff has picked up the slack.
For some reason I just kept thinking “Four legs good, two legs better.”
Also in response to Oneuniverse2, it looks like HE is the one who’s about to get pierced…
Nobody likes a wet blanket, Jonah. If she wants to pretend to be human, it’s none of your business. If she claws off your face for failing to support her delusions, then it would be.
aw Jonah, the whole point of that seminar is to be cultivate Reality Blindness. They may never reach that if you insist on pointing out the weirdness around them.
…is that Feferi in seat 4?
Looks more like Gamzee to me, but with a tail.
Phil the mynah should be running this session.
What are you talking about? Phil was never a nonhuman.
I can imagine a similar group to this, headed by Uncle Ruckus..
It’s a game of cat-and-mouth which should give Jonah paws, or he may soon being saying “That’s hurts me! OW!”
Jonah will be treated like a litter box?
Let’s hope Jonah’s not allergic, cause the cat’s starting to get it’s dander up.
Can’t we all just get along?
Where’s the fun in that?
How odd. A human with claws.
People give themselves all sorts of weird piercings, claws may be a coming fad.
Only for some.
She meant claw his face off with the human fingernails on the ends of her human fingers.
I bet when she gets annoyed, her very human tail twitches in a way that is totally human and not in any way catlike.
Well, I’m not sure that most people’s typical response to nuisance is to shake their butt, but different strokes for different folks, I guess.
(TUNE: “I Am Woman”, Helen Reddy)
I am human! Hear me talk!
Upon my hind legs, see me walk!
I believe it, so I know it must be true!
Though you may say you don’t concur,
Ignore my whiskers, tail, and fur!
So shut up, or I will dis-em-bow-el you!
Oh, yes! I am Man!
And I know my proper place!
Hush up while you can,
Or I’ll remove your face!
I like solving problems with vi-o-lence!
I wear clothes …
And I watch PBS …
I am human!
Those people are crazy.
Everybody knows that ‘Humans’ are mythical.
I bet the chicken was just hypnotized to think she’s human.
“Why don’t you take her back to the hypnotist?”
“We don’t need the eggs.”
Pray away the stray!
Now this guy is a honest-to-goodness Acaudial.
You know, as accepting as the cast are of Nick, a human brain in a tank, identifying as a helicopter, you’d think they’d be more accepting of mutated humans sticking to their humanity (despite significant physical differences). I suppose it’s the striving to stay reality blind that Jonah and Nera are against here, but I’m not sure I would blame this group. It’s not every day you wake up half skunk or a full blown cat.
I’m not entirely sure just how much of Nick’s nature and/or identity N&J know about, nor how accepting they are towards that. All we know is that they shared a ride and restricted media together and parted on relatively friendly terms.
Am I terrible if I can’t stop staring at the chairbutts in the first panel and giggling my head off?
Wow, this is totally a character I suggested doing a bonus story about at one point, but I never got around to writing it. And now Jeff has picked up the slack.
For some reason I just kept thinking “Four legs good, two legs better.”
Also in response to Oneuniverse2, it looks like HE is the one who’s about to get pierced…
Nobody likes a wet blanket, Jonah. If she wants to pretend to be human, it’s none of your business. If she claws off your face for failing to support her delusions, then it would be.
aw Jonah, the whole point of that seminar is to be cultivate Reality Blindness. They may never reach that if you insist on pointing out the weirdness around them.
Ms. Grimalkin might have been helpful in dealing with Daisychain.
I just can’t get over Ms Grimalkin wearing heels.