I always meant to dominate with pain,
But then the stupid supers chipped my brain!
I want to make you fear me, but I can’t!
Now I can only dominate a plant!
I got a job, but had to call it quits …
Defeated by the plums, it was the pits!
So now I plan to dominate this crop,
Until the farmer says that I must stop …
I ruled the wheat for a moment!
Seeds of my empire were sown!
Ruled the wheat for a moment,
Moment has flown …
The farmer’s not concerned what I enslave!
My wounded pride, these kids will try to save!
The microchip inside my cranium
Makes me content with this geranium …
I ruled the wheat for a moment …
Wheat for a moment …
The wheat for a moment …
My chance was blown!
Like one of the previous posters said (I forget who, alas) the answer is indeed bonsai.
I agree, pot, soil, and go look for a sapling is much cheaper.
Stop calling me a lass.
(TUNE: “Heat Of The Moment”, Asia)
I always meant to dominate with pain,
But then the stupid supers chipped my brain!
I want to make you fear me, but I can’t!
Now I can only dominate a plant!
I got a job, but had to call it quits …
Defeated by the plums, it was the pits!
So now I plan to dominate this crop,
Until the farmer says that I must stop …
I ruled the wheat for a moment!
Seeds of my empire were sown!
Ruled the wheat for a moment,
Moment has flown …
The farmer’s not concerned what I enslave!
My wounded pride, these kids will try to save!
The microchip inside my cranium
Makes me content with this geranium …
I ruled the wheat for a moment …
Wheat for a moment …
The wheat for a moment …
My chance was blown!
Funnier than usual!
Bonus points for the eighties-style metaphorical lyrics!
Chrysanthemum will tremble before the awesome might of Gorgoth!
No jobs at the garden store?
In this economy?
He got a job at Val-Mart.
Wouldn’t wheat that’s ready to be harvested be a bit more on the yellow side?
Perennials are for winners, kid.
I thought Gorgoth would be better suited to upper management at Valmart.
ah but see, he can only rule over vegetables not vegetating employees
Okay, I’m seeing him giving longwinded rants to a small army of potted plants. Which will be even less terrifying than it sounds.
He’ll get in trouble when he slaps one for cowardice.
Suddenly, Project Skin Horse looks competent by comparison! Truly, this is the end times. Next thing you know, BLλCK MESA: Source will come out!