(TUNE: “The Little Drummer Boy”, Katherine K. Davis)
What defeats me?
Some crummy dumb plums!
What gained the victory?
Some crummy dumb plums!
My supervisor knows
Some crummy dumb plums …
Were not re-stocked by close!
Those crummy dumb plums, crummy dumb plums, crummy dumb plums …
Now I serve them,
Those crummy dumb plumbs …
Under their thumbs!
Tried to make nice … (Some crummy dumb plums)
I made a sacrifice … (Some crummy dumb plums)
Eighty percent lean beef … (Some crummy dumb plums)
The symbol of my grief
To crummy dumb plums, crummy dumb plums, crummy dumb plums …
To the victor,
Those crummy dumb plumbs,
Gorgoth succumbs!
I’m sorry ma’am, but only the rightful ruler of the realm will be able to pull this sword from the stone fruit.
(TUNE: “The Little Drummer Boy”, Katherine K. Davis)
What defeats me?
Some crummy dumb plums!
What gained the victory?
Some crummy dumb plums!
My supervisor knows
Some crummy dumb plums …
Were not re-stocked by close!
Those crummy dumb plums, crummy dumb plums, crummy dumb plums …
Now I serve them,
Those crummy dumb plumbs …
Under their thumbs!
Tried to make nice …
(Some crummy dumb plums)
I made a sacrifice …
(Some crummy dumb plums)
Eighty percent lean beef …
(Some crummy dumb plums)
The symbol of my grief
To crummy dumb plums, crummy dumb plums, crummy dumb plums …
To the victor,
Those crummy dumb plumbs,
Gorgoth succumbs!
In addition to the cost of pride, they’re also $17.95 in the Nerf aisle.
Nah, go for the Gorgoth discount!
Pride and a nickel will get you …. I’m not actually sure what a nickel can buy, but that, anyway.
Should’ve gone for the 75% beef: more fat = more flavor. Just sayin’.
Man, now I’m hungry.
So it’s not a plum job after all…
Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t think that The Sword in the Plum Pit has quite the right ring to it.
It’s okay, Gorgoth. If it’s closing time there won’t be any customers around to buy the plums, and you can restock them first thing tomorrow!