(TUNE: “Put Your Hand In The Hand”, Gene MacLellan)
[CHORUS:]
Dip your chips in the blood of your foes, not guacamole!
Dip your chips in the blood of your foes that you defeat!
You don’t need a nacho!
Just be strong and macho,
And your vic-to-ry’s complete!
Dip your chips in the blood of your foes beneath your feet!
What’s more terrible
Than an unbearable
Bad avocado?
When all the help you get
Is from a giant met-
Al desperado!
Says “The buyers always get us
Lots of corn and lettuce,
But the humans buy us out!”
And for recipe suggestions, all he does is stand and shout … [repeat CHORUS]
You know, this could be turned into a small series, just Gorgoth and his daily work. A friend who works in produce has actually been enjoying the last two pages when I’ve linked it to him. I think it rings a certain cord with him.
Thanks, Sora. It may be edifying to know that Gorgoth’s problems here are based on my own miserable failure at produce clerkery. The smell of rotten potatoes never leaves you.
The lettuce is probably 30 cents a head to make an example of them. The other produce will see them all disappearing and know not to mock the glory that is Gorgoth!
OMG! Lettuce 37¢! *runs in and purchases it all*
I’m not sure I’d trust lettuce that costs 37¢ a head not to kill me, especially if it’s under the command of a megalomaniacal robot gorilla.
That’s, like, two bucks a head less than it typically costs me. I’d risk it.
The lettuce was infused with Hydra genes, which is why they can sell heads so cheaply. It’s 100% safe. Thank God for scientific agriculture!
We could probably give him some tips on handling braindead customers, but I’m not sure he’d lettuce.
I’m sure he corn manage on his own.
Yeah, he’s probably bean there already.
(TUNE: “Put Your Hand In The Hand”, Gene MacLellan)
[CHORUS:]
Dip your chips in the blood of your foes, not guacamole!
Dip your chips in the blood of your foes that you defeat!
You don’t need a nacho!
Just be strong and macho,
And your vic-to-ry’s complete!
Dip your chips in the blood of your foes beneath your feet!
What’s more terrible
Than an unbearable
Bad avocado?
When all the help you get
Is from a giant met-
Al desperado!
Says “The buyers always get us
Lots of corn and lettuce,
But the humans buy us out!”
And for recipe suggestions, all he does is stand and shout …
[repeat CHORUS]
Somebody needs a relaxing vacation…
You know, this could be turned into a small series, just Gorgoth and his daily work. A friend who works in produce has actually been enjoying the last two pages when I’ve linked it to him. I think it rings a certain cord with him.
Thanks, Sora. It may be edifying to know that Gorgoth’s problems here are based on my own miserable failure at produce clerkery. The smell of rotten potatoes never leaves you.
Hey! Another Sora! A rare breed….
http://receivewithmeekness.wordpress.com/category/midwifery-birth/
Ooooh-kay! Looks like the restraining bolt is about to fall off in 5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . .
The lettuce is probably 30 cents a head to make an example of them. The other produce will see them all disappearing and know not to mock the glory that is Gorgoth!