So… P.S.H. hasn’t had all of its work moved somewhere else in B.O.S.S., the service is permanently gone. This really suggests that it was cancelled on short notice… or severe red tape.
And $10 says that as Jonah and Nera make their way across the country, they’re going to meet more Madtech that need help. B.O.S.S. is really going to regret letting the team go.
(TUNE: “Have You Ever Seen The Rain”, Creedence Clearwater Revival)
Gorgoth should be ruling all!
Superheroes made him fall!
Those bums … took him brain and chipped it!
Gorgoth find that now him can’t
Conquer more than stupid plant!
Him took … brussels sprout and whipped it!
[CHORUS:]
Hey, pal, I’m here,
But your shoulders cause me pain!
Can’t get too near
’Cause your shoulders cause me pain!
Poked my hand, and I pull away!
Gorgoth think that him might know
Scientist in O-hi-o …
Him gone! Gorgoth not find any!
Get no help from government …
Gorgoth getting mad, him went
To crush … salad bar at Denny’s! [repeat CHORUS]
I keep hearing “Who’ll Stop the Rain” instead. It’s a struggle to shift the earworm to the right song, and your lyrics don’t scan well to Fogerty’s other “rain” song.
:-/
Sounds like he needs to get in contact with the Kill-O-Bots. They can kill–er teach–him how to redirect his destructive energy into a more productive skill.
To the tune of “Little GTO” by Ronny and the Daytonas:
Pointy shoulder spikes, they’re really looking sharp,
Use ’em in the proper manner, they’ll pierce ya to the heart,
Sittin’ on Gorgoth right now, function just as ar-ar-art,
Should he just dull ’em down, sand ’em down, saw ’em off? Pointy spikes.
Looked for help from the feds now, but they’d been shut down,
Tried to track down a Mad doc, nowhere to be found,
‘Cause he can only conquer stuff that’s growin’ from the grou-ou-ound,
Should he just dull ’em down, sand ’em down, saw ’em off? Pointy spikes.
(Repeat Chorus)
While Nera’s being careless, Gorgoth does explain,
He’d just like to conquer some stuff, if it’s all the same,
Because that’s his purpose right now, he was built for pai-ai-ain,
If they could just remove that pesky chip,
He could start his own dictatorship,
Should he just dull ’em down, sand ’em down, saw ’em off? Pointy spikes.
[to the tune of “Ohio” by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young]
Tin monkeys and engines running
Cops saying you’re just weirdos
Nobody had seen it coming
Gorgoth’s in Ohio
Plants’ll start kneeling, Gorgoth is ruling them all
Could have been done long ago
Heroes have chipped him and brought his power on down
Now he just rules tomatoes
Skin Horsie has been shut down now
Tin monkeys are on their own
Folks seeing their crops bow down now
Gorgoth’s in Ohio
Gorgoth’s in Ohio
Gorgoth’s in Ohio
I have spiky shoulders, too!
If by “spiky” you mean “hairy…”
If the hairs are thick enough…
Some lazy engineers don’t even bother to design secretomotor responses to grief into their killbots.
So… P.S.H. hasn’t had all of its work moved somewhere else in B.O.S.S., the service is permanently gone. This really suggests that it was cancelled on short notice… or severe red tape.
And $10 says that as Jonah and Nera make their way across the country, they’re going to meet more Madtech that need help. B.O.S.S. is really going to regret letting the team go.
For certain values of “regret”, of course.
I’d take you on, but you’re probably right.
A shoulder to cry on, but also a shoulder that makes you cry.
(TUNE: “Have You Ever Seen The Rain”, Creedence Clearwater Revival)
Gorgoth should be ruling all!
Superheroes made him fall!
Those bums … took him brain and chipped it!
Gorgoth find that now him can’t
Conquer more than stupid plant!
Him took … brussels sprout and whipped it!
[CHORUS:]
Hey, pal, I’m here,
But your shoulders cause me pain!
Can’t get too near
’Cause your shoulders cause me pain!
Poked my hand, and I pull away!
Gorgoth think that him might know
Scientist in O-hi-o …
Him gone! Gorgoth not find any!
Get no help from government …
Gorgoth getting mad, him went
To crush … salad bar at Denny’s!
[repeat CHORUS]
Strange to imagine John Fogerty’s voice talking like that.
I keep hearing “Who’ll Stop the Rain” instead. It’s a struggle to shift the earworm to the right song, and your lyrics don’t scan well to Fogerty’s other “rain” song.
:-/
You could always read it while listening to a karaoke version of the song
Sounds like he needs to get in contact with the Kill-O-Bots. They can kill–er teach–him how to redirect his destructive energy into a more productive skill.
The could destroy him a nice meal, at the very least. And then destroy him how to destroy.
Should’a gone to Ohio for the mad scientist *first*.
Careful, all those tears might start you rusting.
Like the tin man in OZ. So appropriate.
Gorgoth? You’re veering towards “Goremo” with that last line.
Ba-dump-bump
Hmm, that sort of Impulse limitation sounds like the work of those fools at The Institute~!~
Huh, I thought this one was by the Beach Boys…
To the tune of “Little GTO” by Ronny and the Daytonas:
Pointy shoulder spikes, they’re really looking sharp,
Use ’em in the proper manner, they’ll pierce ya to the heart,
Sittin’ on Gorgoth right now, function just as ar-ar-art,
Should he just dull ’em down, sand ’em down, saw ’em off? Pointy spikes.
(Chorus)
Ouch, ouch! Pointy shoulder spikes.
Ye-ouch! Pointy shoulder spikes.
Big ouch! Pointy shoulder spikes.
Looked for help from the feds now, but they’d been shut down,
Tried to track down a Mad doc, nowhere to be found,
‘Cause he can only conquer stuff that’s growin’ from the grou-ou-ound,
Should he just dull ’em down, sand ’em down, saw ’em off? Pointy spikes.
(Repeat Chorus)
While Nera’s being careless, Gorgoth does explain,
He’d just like to conquer some stuff, if it’s all the same,
Because that’s his purpose right now, he was built for pai-ai-ain,
If they could just remove that pesky chip,
He could start his own dictatorship,
Should he just dull ’em down, sand ’em down, saw ’em off? Pointy spikes.
(Repeat Chorus)
[to the tune of “Ohio” by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young]
Tin monkeys and engines running
Cops saying you’re just weirdos
Nobody had seen it coming
Gorgoth’s in Ohio
Plants’ll start kneeling, Gorgoth is ruling them all
Could have been done long ago
Heroes have chipped him and brought his power on down
Now he just rules tomatoes
Skin Horsie has been shut down now
Tin monkeys are on their own
Folks seeing their crops bow down now
Gorgoth’s in Ohio
Gorgoth’s in Ohio
Gorgoth’s in Ohio
One….two…Three Filks! It must be a Triple-play Thursday. ^_^
No Golgoth, you can always go to a Mad Mechanic to PIMP the Gogoth!
Yeah, either one.
Five bucks says the Ohioan mad scientist that Gorgoth mentioned is Lupin Madblood.