Unity’s Bathtime by EdddddTheMadGenius!
Channing:
…so, here we are. I feel like a color commentator lacking a proper announcer, which is not too far from the truth. Why am I even tagging my name with a boldface author tag when I’m the only one speaking? Does anyone know? Does anyone care?
No! What you care about is great fan art, and EdddddTheMadGenius provides for us in spades with this lovely rendition of Sweetheart helping Unity with her bath. I am all kinds of in love with this picture. Thanks so much, Ed!
Does Unity get her own back by helping Sweetheart with her bath. We know from And All the Lovely Ladies how much Sweetheart likes her baths. 🙂
Why is UNITY so grumpy?
Well, I didn’t figure unity would be a big fan of baths :p
“But I *like* smelling like corpse!” “I don’t care, if gives clients a bad first impression”
“C’mon, babe, did we HAVE to use your flea shampoo?” >-_^<
(Not that I ever have a problem with fleas, nyao. Feline Advantage flea treatment works on catgirls too! One application on the nape of my neck, and I'm good for a whole month!)
Probably upset at losing all that good zombie musk…
(TUNE: “I Get A Kick Out Of You”, Cole Porter)
I get no kick from shampoo!
Hair-cleaning gel,
I don’t like very well!
There’s all of this lather to lath …
So I have no fun in the bath!
Don’t like conditioner, too!
My hair may be
April-fresh, tangle-free,
But it’s still arousing my wrath!
‘Cause I have no fun in the bath!
I have no fun when I wash and rinse,
Disliked it since
I was young …
’Cause when I hunt, I’ll disguise my smell,
Disguise it well,
Using some dung!
Babe makes me wash off the poo!
I’ll make a scene!
Being clean
Seems obscene!
I feel mean
So get out of my path!
‘Cause I have no fun in the bath!
Brava Eddddd and bravo Ed. This is a real treat of a Sunday.
Is Sweetie using the wrong shampoo? Is she using her flea-shampoo? Is that why Unity is looking grumpy?
Unity, like Sweetheart, probably likes how she smells and doesn’t want to lose the scent, even temporarily.
Florence Ambrose, over at Freefall, explained the canine need for retaining one’s scent history as something like being covered with postit notes.
I just think the whole reverse dynamic between Sweetheart and Unity is the funniest running gag this comic has.
Which one of you writes most of the “Sweetheart treating Unity like a pet dog” jokes~?~
I honestly think it’s about right down the middle at this point.
Definitely a writing synergy with you two.
Love it!
All of this being observed in a mirror.
I was kinda thinking it must be in the mirror, since UNITY’s all backwards and stuff.
*VAGUE SPOILER ALERT* Maybe it takes place in the alternate universe.