Bio Pics
Shaenon: One of my recent non-Skin Horse projects was drawing a portrait of my writer friend Laura to use with her bio. Because she is badass and so is her writing.
I also created this lovely self-portrait for my bio section in an upcoming anthology:
SO PRETTY.
Channing: And all doubtlessly modeled after live photographs. Which begs the question, where does one purchase a spiffy grappling hook like that?
<3
(TUNE: “Route 66”, Bobby Troup)
Today, Shaenon shows us how she penned
For Ms. Laura (a badass writer friend),
Semi-quick,
A slick bio pic!
The Sun, and the Moon, and Planet X
All can see, that she ain’t the “weaker sex”!
Butt she’ll kick!
This slick bio pic!
Now this lady’s a charmer
In future armor!
Tentacles she’s punchin’,
She’s not their luncheon!
Better stay back …
This isn’t hentai, Jack!
Girl who takes no crap’ll
Shoot her super grapple!
Badass fighter,
More than a writer!
Oh yeah! Plus, a selfie Shaenon drew!
She’ll pick something special, just for you!
Eww, that’s sick!
A slick bio pic!
So does that self-portrait show Shaenon picking her nose and grinning so wide her teeth go past the edge of her mouth, or is she holding a joint in front of her face?
I wouldn’t use that on your next book jacket if I were you. But if I were you, the picture would look different anyway.
Jake: thought that that was a weird looking comb, what with the pink bubble-gum in her hair
I have the grappling hook. I wanna know where you get the nice gun.
The gaming group is coming over and Iris is ready this time!
Y’know I initially thought this was a Mad version of Tip….