Terrible Thumbnails
Shaenon: Thumbnails for the new storyline. This one is Jeff’s baby, as you can tell because it’s mostly about paperwork.
Channing: Also, because the protagonists are absolutely horrible to one another.
Skin Horse
By Shaenon K. Garrity & Jeffrey C. Wells
Hey, today is May 4th … know what that means?
(TUNE: “Birthday”, The Beatles)
It’s Shaenon K.’s birthday!
She’s gonna have fun now!
It’s Shaenon K.’s birthday!
Some fun with her hon, now!
It’s Shaenon K.’s birthday!
(We won’t say which one, now!)
Drawin’ Helen, Mel, ‘n’ Dave ‘n’ Artie!
Drawin’ Sergio who’s such a smarty!
Drawin’ Cap’n Tip who likes to party!
Drawin’ Caliban, who knows Astarte!
Birthday! First you married An-drew!
Birthday! Now you’re eating for two!
Birthday! Yoda said, and it’s true …
Birthday! May the Fourth be with you!
Happy Birthday, Shaenon!
Joyous Birthday, Shaenon!
Celebrate in your own happy fashion.
@ Shaenon: Your Birthday is my only joy! (For today at least.) Have a happy one!
I hope the weather there is as nice as it is here!
Happy Day, Shaenon! May Mell/Artie refrain from kicking long enough for you to enjoy it.
Huh, no SotiCoto misanthropic complaints about birthdays not being worthy to celebrate either.
Wait… What does Mustachio plan to spend his extra money on? Better quality grease?
In fact what does he spend *any* money on?
Maybe we should find out… or do we not want to know?
Popcorn. It’s right there in the second thumbnail, dude. It has been established earlier, too.
But that opens up a whole new can of worms. Can Mustachio taste food, or even eat? What happens when popcorn gets in his gears? Does he keep it for other people to eat, and if so, does that make him a lot more considerate than originally thought?
He collects the shipping tins. What happens to the popcorn is, as of yet, unspecified.
I wonder how many of Jeffrey’s coworkers will recognize themselves in this arc.
Happy Birthday and May the Fourth be with you!