Last Little House Thumbs
Shaenon: A few final thumbnails from the previous storyline. I submit that Chris in the Star Trek minidress uniform will never stop being great.
Channing: Chris is sort of the anti-Tip. He looks terrible in pretty much everything that’s not specifically suited for his body and personality type.
Shaenon: This is yet another case where Jeff has confused the words “terrible” and “awesome.”
Jeff, with that comment you have officially committed to producing at least one bit of Chris and Tip wearing each other’s clothes. Officially. No backsies.
I have promised you nothing! Nothing, do you hear me? Nothing!
(TUNE: “Marrakesh Express”, Crosby, Stills, & Nash)
See the sketches from the chapter previous …
See the Whimsy robots say good-bye to us!
”T-shirts, we will give you some,
Plus Moustachio’s old drum …
In the war that is to come,
Choose well!”
Now the Star Trek show, where Nick is bowing out …
Seeing Doctor Lee just fills him full of doubt!
Chris his courage will dispute
In his formal Starfleet suit!
Marcie’s thinking he looks cute
As hell!
’M saying Chris is awesome in a Star Trek minidress!
’M saying Chris is awesome in a Star Trek minidress!
He’s just a hot ‘n’ sexy mess!
Shaenon says, “It’s great!”
Jeff says, “No! I hate!”
Nick is sick and oh so tired,
Spending lonely nights …
Plus, Ginny says there are six
Li-i-i-i-i-i-i-ights!
Li-i-i-i-i-i-i-ights!
To the artist, all the readers asking, “Please,
Sometime soon, could we see more of Chris’s knees?”
In a dress that’s oh so short,
He will try to be a sport …
Why? Because he’s just that sort
Of guy!
’M saying Chris is awesome in a Star Trek minidress!
’M saying Chris is awesome in a Star Trek minidress!
He’s just a hot ‘n’ sexy mess!
Shaenon says, “It’s great!”
Jeff says, “No! I hate!”
Shaenon says, “It’s great!”
Jeff says, “No! I hate …”
[repeat, fade out]
Happy birthday, Jeff, and many, many more. Huzzah!
Happy Birthday, Jeff!
Thanks, guys!