Comments for Skin Horse

Comment on 05/17/2012 by Andrew

Andrew — Thu, 17 May 2012 07:07:06 +0000

Nurse! Get the straight jacket! We’ve got a live one here!

Comment on 05/17/2012 by edddddthemadgenius

edddddthemadgenius — Thu, 17 May 2012 06:44:50 +0000

so… sergio meets unity. would be.. very wierd. would he recognize her personalty?

Comment on 05/17/2012 by codebracker

codebracker — Thu, 17 May 2012 05:59:39 +0000

Just…, hey!
I was going to suggest that.
Oh well.

Second gate, it’s a project
timeline’s fate, it is profound
I’f there’s time some margaritas
Sergio’s gotta choose his faith.

Comment on 05/17/2012 by Eddurd

Eddurd — Thu, 17 May 2012 04:40:29 +0000

(TUNE: “Across The Universe”, The Beatles)

This is Project Second Gate.
It’s based upon a thought I had,
It was a bad idea then,
And nowadays, it still is bad!

It takes too much energy
To jump through time; I can’t reverse
Polarity of neutron flux,
I might destroy the universe!

CHORUS:
Al-ter-nate u-ni-verse …
Anasigma knows that I’m
Poking holes in space and time!
Little ones, it’s not a crime!
Itty-bitty holes in time!

Alternate realities,
Though some are better, some are worse
But now the time is out of joint,
We’re stuck with just this universe!

I won’t show your band conductor
Plagued with boils, like some old curse
That Moses smote Egyptians with;
You cannot see that universe!

(repeat CHORUS)

Comment on 05/17/2012 by abb3w

abb3w — Thu, 17 May 2012 04:40:11 +0000

Or, y’know, just convert the entirety of your own universe….

Comment on 05/17/2012 by mnementh

mnementh — Thu, 17 May 2012 04:24:10 +0000

Okay Shaenon & Jeff… now you guys are starting to scare me. Yesterday, I get my Skin Horse Vol 2 and strip in the mail (SQUEEEE!!!) and today I find this in the street:

http://i1183.photobucket.com/albums/x462/mnemennth/Wrenchie.jpg

I’m telling you, the Gate opens into MY personal Universe and Wrenchie just used it to escape Anasigma. :-O

mnem
There, there Wrenchie. Nobody’s gonna hurt you, and I have a nice soft drawer in my stainless steel toolbox where you can stay forever and ever with dozens of other wrenches of all kinds living in peace and harmony…

Comment on 05/17/2012 by Andrew

Andrew — Thu, 17 May 2012 04:22:10 +0000

Great, now we’re going from one CYOA book to an infinite CYOA books written by an infinite number of monkeys. So why did we get just Jeff?

Comment on 05/17/2012 by Efogoto

Efogoto — Thu, 17 May 2012 04:13:36 +0000

The energy is easy to get, Sergio. All you have to do is “siphon it from other universes where they probably don’t want to exist as much.”

Comment on 05/16/2012 by Rob

Rob — Thu, 17 May 2012 02:28:35 +0000

Don’t forget juggling. You must never forget the juggling. The Pattern Jugglers’ contract with the American Cinematographers Guild, the Warsaw Pact, the Dave Conspiracy, and Ms. Fezbidget’s second grade class of 1909 requires it.

Comment on 05/16/2012 by Rob

Rob — Thu, 17 May 2012 02:19:26 +0000

“Colonel O’Neill, what the hell are you doing?!”

“IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BACKSWING!?”