(TUNE: “While My Guitar Gently Weeps”, The Beatles)
The robot has arms which can hug, and they’re hurting!
My paper dart swiftly flies!
To sound the alarms, all the monks I’m alerting!
My paper dart swiftly flies!
A trick that neat … she could be using!
Now she’s seducing me …!
How can I beat … this secret-stealer?
She’s got tequila …!
Now true is my aim, and the Mad Funkess saw me!
My paper dart swiftly flies!
My partmer complains; he, too, knows origami …
My paper dart swiftly flies!
I think many of us have DREAMED of having the ability to fire a paper dart several miles in a straight line. My own experiments along this line began with some sheet steel, a home-made crossbow, and a crudload of rubber bands. It ended with a *lot* of explaining to the parents.
You could build a crossbow with a steel armature and then make the bolts out of tightly twisted paper. Those would fly a lot further than most paper planes.
Oh! Now the race is on in bars and nightclubs around the world to create the drink called a “Tequila Robot”. I imagine it will involve a pressure cooker and/or a machined brass tankard. Maybe a loadstone.
The robots have gotten some new digs since we seen them last! I wonder is this little bit of tequila infused intelligence gathering is enough to snap Tigerlily out of her Tip related funk.
If I am following this right, then the robed notaries have a pitcher/glass/ceramic pot of liquid UNITY. Which mixed with tequila and a good salt rimming, would have to be the ne plus ultra of Margaritas and probably rival the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster as the universe’s best drink.
(TUNE: “While My Guitar Gently Weeps”, The Beatles)
The robot has arms which can hug, and they’re hurting!
My paper dart swiftly flies!
To sound the alarms, all the monks I’m alerting!
My paper dart swiftly flies!
A trick that neat … she could be using!
Now she’s seducing me …!
How can I beat … this secret-stealer?
She’s got tequila …!
Now true is my aim, and the Mad Funkess saw me!
My paper dart swiftly flies!
My partmer complains; he, too, knows origami …
My paper dart swiftly flies!
I think many of us have DREAMED of having the ability to fire a paper dart several miles in a straight line. My own experiments along this line began with some sheet steel, a home-made crossbow, and a crudload of rubber bands. It ended with a *lot* of explaining to the parents.
And yes. *Technically* it’s not a paper dart if it’s made of steel. But that thing was *awesome* before things went predictably wrong, so HAH.
You could build a crossbow with a steel armature and then make the bolts out of tightly twisted paper. Those would fly a lot further than most paper planes.
The Notaries have a ways to go before they beat THIS.
They’re not the only ones. El Reg had a (single) Paper Aircraft Released Into Space (aka PARIS): http://www.theregister.co.uk/science/paris/
“Robots! Tequila!”
I am SO going to use that line today!
Tequila Robots? All Hail Tigerlily!
Oh! Now the race is on in bars and nightclubs around the world to create the drink called a “Tequila Robot”. I imagine it will involve a pressure cooker and/or a machined brass tankard. Maybe a loadstone.
How about a tequila sunrise with blue curaçao for color?
For a blaxpo queen with a passion for steampunk gleam, her method of prisoner interrogation is awfully Ian Fleming lounge-esque
Oh no. Now Tigerlily will terrorize the world and be legally entitled to do so!
I can make a pretty mean paper swan…
You are now realizing you don’t actually know if those Notaries are male or female.
And, presumably, neither does Tigerlilly.
The next question would be,
Does she care?
And can we watch?
No, sorry. I didn’t ask that.
I would like to second the question you did not ask.
The robots have gotten some new digs since we seen them last! I wonder is this little bit of tequila infused intelligence gathering is enough to snap Tigerlily out of her Tip related funk.
At first I thought she was telling the prisoners to hide. Then I remembered she speaks 70s jive. “I’ve got prisoners! Out of sight!”
If I am following this right, then the robed notaries have a pitcher/glass/ceramic pot of liquid UNITY. Which mixed with tequila and a good salt rimming, would have to be the ne plus ultra of Margaritas and probably rival the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster as the universe’s best drink.
Which drink would greatly enjoy itself.