CHORUS:
Sucked your groove dry, sucked your groove dry, yeah yeah!
With my non-black sorcery!
Sucked your groove dry, sucked your groove dry, yeah yeah!
With my non-black sorcery!
I played a trick now on you!
Forms are right, now we fight!
‘Cause after contract review
For three hours, you’ve no powers!
Section 18, Subsection (a),
Paragraph 7 means you’re my prey!
You got schooled like a beginner,
Plus, the loser has to kiss the winner! (repeat CHORUS)
I suspected something like this would happen–after all, Tigerlily is hardly the type to read all the fine print, heh heh, while Unity has been appointed the champion of paperwork.
That said, Unity isn’t just getting a kiss through that little gambit. She’s also getting Virginia Lee’s horrified reaction later on.
I’m getting a vibe like in some superhero/fantasy stories where a powerful entity is split into pieces, only merging back together in times of crisis…Dr. Lee and Unity have merged to form MEL KELLY! The universe may now quake with fear.
I just imagined a showdown between Unity-Lee and Mell. It would be horrific!
In fact, I’m not sure what part would scare me the most, the physical battle or the legal battle.
Well, Dr. Lee’s body is closer to Mell’s than Unity’s, and Unity’s brain is supposedly a clone of Mell’s… though if she’s not in her usual body (that’s where Mell’s cloned brain is, right?), then why does she still think by herself? or is that brain somewhere in the goo?
Mell’s mad law school cred does mean that she has skill with incomprehensible contracts. So this really is the only way that Unity will ever demonstrate that side of her (outside of brains in a white wine sauce).
Clearly, Unity wrote that last clause (then again, Ginny did accidentally kiss Marcie down by the river). Oh, boy, more sexy grapple-making!
…..That’s right. Unity finds stuff like this oddly erotic. This will be interesting.
I wasn’t sure whether to blame Jeff or Shaenon for the impending fanservice, but then I realized “blame” wasn’t the right word.
Congratulate? Thank? Rejoice in?
So [i]that’s[/i] how Unity plans on getting inside Tigerlilly.
Goodness, that actually makes sense. Scary sense, but sense.
Reminded suddenly of the movie “The Hidden.”
OYYY, I didn’t realize that until you pointed it out… oh dears.
And here I thought the straightforward explanation was going to be the oddest it would get…
Whoever wins, we win!
Indeed.
Angle brackets, Zap. Angle brackets.
(TUNE: “Shake Your Groove Thing”, Peaches & Herb)
Slick ‘n’ tricky …
CHORUS:
Sucked your groove dry, sucked your groove dry, yeah yeah!
With my non-black sorcery!
Sucked your groove dry, sucked your groove dry, yeah yeah!
With my non-black sorcery!
I played a trick now on you!
Forms are right, now we fight!
‘Cause after contract review
For three hours, you’ve no powers!
Section 18, Subsection (a),
Paragraph 7 means you’re my prey!
You got schooled like a beginner,
Plus, the loser has to kiss the winner!
(repeat CHORUS)
For some reason archives is semi-broken. Theres 50% chance the picture would load or not.
Ah, a classic Win-Win scenario for Unity. She gets a fight and a kiss no matter what.
I suspected something like this would happen–after all, Tigerlily is hardly the type to read all the fine print, heh heh, while Unity has been appointed the champion of paperwork.
That said, Unity isn’t just getting a kiss through that little gambit. She’s also getting Virginia Lee’s horrified reaction later on.
If Virginia is still conscious, Unity may be getting the horrified reaction now.
I’m getting a vibe like in some superhero/fantasy stories where a powerful entity is split into pieces, only merging back together in times of crisis…Dr. Lee and Unity have merged to form MEL KELLY! The universe may now quake with fear.
I just imagined a showdown between Unity-Lee and Mell. It would be horrific!
In fact, I’m not sure what part would scare me the most, the physical battle or the legal battle.
“UNILEE”?
Classic!
Interesting and I’ve just sort of noted, but Unity-Lee seems to more use Mell’s body language.
Well, Dr. Lee’s body is closer to Mell’s than Unity’s, and Unity’s brain is supposedly a clone of Mell’s… though if she’s not in her usual body (that’s where Mell’s cloned brain is, right?), then why does she still think by herself? or is that brain somewhere in the goo?
Let’s get ready to Tumble!
OK, is it just me, or is Unity-occupied Dr. Lee looking very, um, Mellish?
ARE YOU GETTIN’ LIPPY WITH ME?!?!?
Well, so you are.
mnem
Carry on.
UNITY… Dr Lee… with your powers combined, I am… MELL KELLY!
Mell’s mad law school cred does mean that she has skill with incomprehensible contracts. So this really is the only way that Unity will ever demonstrate that side of her (outside of brains in a white wine sauce).
Does that last panel mean that U.N.I.T.Y. is zombi-curious?