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By Shaenon K. Garrity & Jeffrey C. Wells
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by shaenon on January 19, 2015 at 12:01 am
Chapter: Mixed-Up Files
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  1. Alphaghoul
    January 19, 2015, 12:06 am | # | Reply

    Wow, I know there’s something witty I’m supposed to say or addess here but I just don’t know what or how. So can someone else do that for me?

    • Exasperation
      January 19, 2015, 12:30 am | # | Reply

      Sure thing! You see, *beep* *klik* *WHUMP*

      • hadashiblacksky
        January 19, 2015, 6:09 am | # | Reply

        Well, a big thing to comment on would be the fact that the almonds are running the nuthouse.

    • Alphaghoul
      January 19, 2015, 9:32 am | # | Reply

      Well I guess I could point out that she brushes off sweetheart for scolding her like one of those obnoxious arrogant school teachers we’ve all had to put up with once in our lives, then demonstrates that she’s not in a mental position to do that. (Well technically she is, that’s where they usually put people of her mental disposition unfortunatly for us.)

  2. Ron Armstrong
    January 19, 2015, 12:26 am | # | Reply

    Helluva time to get booted out!

  3. Eddurd
    January 19, 2015, 12:37 am | # | Reply

    (TUNE: “Hot Stuff”, Donna Summer)

    I will now subdue this bad madwoman,
    Do it with the pow’r of my mind!
    It was me that did it, I’m assumin’,
    Takin’ names and kickin’ behind!

    So better crack a cold one!
    I am the greatest!
    Crack me a cold one!
    I am a star!
    Yeah, crack me now a cold one!
    Drinkin’ it straightest!
    Chill ‘er more for me,
    A Miller or a PBR!

    • Manifesta
      January 19, 2015, 1:03 am | # | Reply

      Naw, man, she’s strictly Milwaukee’s Best.

      • roberttheaddled
        January 19, 2015, 7:30 pm | # | Reply

        Sorry to say I cannot stand any of the three beers mentioned.

        To paraphrase a euphemism a friend once used – “Canoe Beer”.

        Smithwicks, Guinness, or somewhere in-between is my idea of a ‘relaxing cold one’. A bit more body than the ‘consume mass quantities’ brews.

        Out of curiosity I should go back and re-read to see what Dave drank – although I think he was on the floor from drinking Vanilla Coke and pathos at least once.

        • matteo
          January 21, 2015, 11:20 am | # | Reply

          I recall that the floor of the local bar tasted like Red Stripe…

  4. Robert Nowall
    January 19, 2015, 12:48 am | # | Reply

    Echo Bravo carries cold ones around with him?

    • Foradain
      January 19, 2015, 1:00 am | # | Reply

      I think they’re needed for proper shoe care.

    • Shadowmehr
      January 19, 2015, 10:22 am | # | Reply

      He works for Anasigma in a “flunky” position. I’m surprised he doesn’t keep a flask of something stronger for “medicinal purposes”.

  5. Candace
    January 19, 2015, 12:54 am | # | Reply

    Oh, dear. Just when Sweetheart was about to have a proper rampage.

  6. BMunro
    January 19, 2015, 1:33 am | # | Reply

    I suspect that this woman has run into so much weird shit as an A-Sig field operative that her Occam’s Razor is badly blunted. Either that, or it’s another example of “too dumb to question orders” hiring practices.

    • Beacuzz
      January 19, 2015, 3:27 am | # | Reply

      I’d put my bet on “was smart but has had to many close encounters”

  7. Manifesta
    January 19, 2015, 1:36 am | # | Reply

    tune: “Boom Clap,” Charlotte Aitchison, Fredrik Berger, Patrik Berger & Stefan Gräslund, recorded by Charli XCX

    BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! KLIK!

    Nan Darling’s goin’ down
    And that Ramshambler’s next
    I stun her with the power of my mind
    I’ve just contained her with
    Some extreme prejudice
    We’re Anasigma, bitches, try us and you’ll find
    We bring the hell!

    Beep! Klik! The power’s turned off
    The drone goes “WHUMP”
    A-whumb-a-whump-a-whump-a
    Beep! Klik! I think I’m a star
    Crack one for me
    Crack one for me now

  8. irdburns
    January 19, 2015, 10:18 am | # | Reply

    And now I’m imagining a Skin Horse/Moulon Rouge crossover.

    “Fortunately, at that moment an unconscious remote drone fell through my roof. It was followed by a man dressed as a model. It turned out they were rehearsing a play called Madtacular Madtacular. Unfortunately, the drone suffered from a sickness called Narolepsy.”

  9. mickeyf
    January 19, 2015, 7:51 pm | # | Reply

    It occurs to me that *any* of them could now hop in and out of the clone suit once in the institute, which could have some interesting results..

    • Ron Armstrong
      January 19, 2015, 10:36 pm | # | Reply

      Ooooo! A “Mad” doing a Sybil! I hadn’t thought of that!
      That is good! That is very good!

      • Pygar
        January 20, 2015, 1:51 am | # | Reply

        Of course Tip would feel compelled to dress it in masculine clothes… I suspect a swarm of bees would be either impossible, entertaining, or both…

        • WJS
          July 25, 2019, 2:47 pm | # | Reply

          I don’t know why you think that. He’s done plenty of makeovers of girls, and he’s always done them in a feminine manner.

          • awgiedawgie
            July 25, 2019, 10:45 pm | #

            And why would Tip dress the drone in masculine clothes? He doesn’t dress himself in masculine clothes.

  10. BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
    January 20, 2015, 1:46 am | # | Reply

    Little Orphan Annie mode activate!

  11. The Magus
    May 14, 2015, 6:45 pm | # | Reply

    I have come up with a truly marvelous quip which this margin is too narrow to contain.

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