Tip by Zack Frederickson
Shaenon: Regular-flavor Tip not macho enough for you? Check out Zack Frederickson’s totally ripped (but still miniskirt-wearing) rendition. And while you’re at it, have a look at Zack’s own comic, Deliverance Inc. Thanks so much, Zack!
Channing: Holy crap. This is, like, Tip as portrayed by the amazing Arnold the Governator. Which I have to admit is not my first choice for a hypothetical big-budget adaptation of “Skin Horse”…
…even though maybe it should be.
(TUNE: “Little Deuce Coupe”, The Beach Boys)
We got some fan art from a guy named Zack,
Where Tip is rockin’ it in basic black!
He’s ripped and studly, and he’s stylin’ and chic!
When the ladies see him, all their knees get weak!
In the little black dress,
Showing off what he’s got!
It’s just a little black dress with a V-neckline,
And when Tip is wearing it, he’s looking fine!
With bulging biceps and those sturdy thighs
And his .38, Alice, to accessorize!
In the little black dress,
Showing off what he’s got!
A little minidress with a hem that’s split,
And it’s custom-tailored for a perfect fit!
And just to top it off, you must admit,
The clutch purse just makes the whole ensemble!
Now Tip is showing off his sexy form …
Is it just me or is it getting warm?
The guys and ladies, neither can resist
This sexy super-soldier psychologist
In the little black dress,
Showing off what he’s got!