It’s an auditory onslaught!
It’s a Lorem Ipsum cry!
With a pencil, Unity
Tells her eardrums bye-bye!
Can she hear a single thing?
I don’t think she can!
She just yells, and she just hits …
That’s a perfect plan!
[CHORUS:]
’Cause she’s U-NI-TY! All systems go!
U-NI-TY! She’ll beat GODOT!
U-NI-TY! She doesn’t stop!
U-NI-TY! With mustard on top!
I can’t believe I didn’t think of this earlier! (With apologies to Jhonen Vasquez and anyone that may have said it in the last two days.)
— Miss Bitters? I think a pencil is lodged in my brain. Can I go to the nurse?
At least they have an SOP for deploying U.N.I.T.Y.
You have NO IDEA how much having an SOP helps if there is an inquiry.
Yep, awesome… with mustard!
(TUNE: “T.N.T.”, AC/DC)
(Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!)
It’s an auditory onslaught!
It’s a Lorem Ipsum cry!
With a pencil, Unity
Tells her eardrums bye-bye!
Can she hear a single thing?
I don’t think she can!
She just yells, and she just hits …
That’s a perfect plan!
[CHORUS:]
’Cause she’s U-NI-TY! All systems go!
U-NI-TY! She’ll beat GODOT!
U-NI-TY! She doesn’t stop!
U-NI-TY! With mustard on top!
“Lorum Ipsum cry”: the terrifying battle chant of the militant Order of Typesetters. Mightily they press the foe….
SHRDLU you’re jesting.
He’s not jesting. And stop calling him SHRDLU.
THAT she heard.
Or she just assumed Sweetheart was asking her if she’ll want sammiches as a reward for saving everyone when this over.
I can’t believe I didn’t think of this earlier! (With apologies to Jhonen Vasquez and anyone that may have said it in the last two days.)
— Miss Bitters? I think a pencil is lodged in my brain. Can I go to the nurse?
—How far in your brain?
—. . . Pretty far.
Sometimes, I feel like Tip’s last name should actually be ‘Obvious’ just so he could legitimately be ‘Captain Obvious.’
Sweetheart is getting some glorious facial expressions lately.
This is a missed “with relish!” punchline opportunity :/