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2013-02-15

by shaenon on February 15, 2013 at 12:00 am
Chapter: Railway Children
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  1. Robert The Addled
    February 15, 2013, 2:06 am | # | Reply

    At least they have an SOP for deploying U.N.I.T.Y.

    You have NO IDEA how much having an SOP helps if there is an inquiry.

  2. Dave
    February 15, 2013, 2:19 am | # | Reply

    Yep, awesome… with mustard!

  3. Eddurd
    February 15, 2013, 3:37 am | # | Reply

    (TUNE: “T.N.T.”, AC/DC)

    (Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!)

    It’s an auditory onslaught!
    It’s a Lorem Ipsum cry!
    With a pencil, Unity
    Tells her eardrums bye-bye!
    Can she hear a single thing?
    I don’t think she can!
    She just yells, and she just hits …
    That’s a perfect plan!

     [CHORUS:]
      ’Cause she’s U-NI-TY! All systems go!
      U-NI-TY! She’ll beat GODOT!
      U-NI-TY! She doesn’t stop!
      U-NI-TY! With mustard on top!

    • davidbreslin101
      February 15, 2013, 5:29 am | # | Reply

      “Lorum Ipsum cry”: the terrifying battle chant of the militant Order of Typesetters. Mightily they press the foe….

      • Wayne Zombie
        February 15, 2013, 11:53 am | # | Reply

        SHRDLU you’re jesting.

        • Rick in Mexico
          February 16, 2013, 5:31 am | # | Reply

          He’s not jesting. And stop calling him SHRDLU.

  4. Rick in Mexico
    February 15, 2013, 3:45 am | # | Reply

    THAT she heard.

    • Axel
      February 15, 2013, 3:48 pm | # | Reply

      Or she just assumed Sweetheart was asking her if she’ll want sammiches as a reward for saving everyone when this over.

  5. jdreyfuss
    February 15, 2013, 3:46 am | # | Reply

    I can’t believe I didn’t think of this earlier! (With apologies to Jhonen Vasquez and anyone that may have said it in the last two days.)
    — Miss Bitters? I think a pencil is lodged in my brain. Can I go to the nurse?

    —How far in your brain?

    —. . . Pretty far.

  6. Sparks
    February 16, 2013, 7:15 pm | # | Reply

    Sometimes, I feel like Tip’s last name should actually be ‘Obvious’ just so he could legitimately be ‘Captain Obvious.’

  7. Paul A.
    February 18, 2013, 5:16 am | # | Reply

    Sweetheart is getting some glorious facial expressions lately.

  8. Noumena
    July 21, 2017, 1:49 am | # | Reply

    This is a missed “with relish!” punchline opportunity :/

    • jdreyfuss
      January 22, 2020, 1:22 pm | # | Reply

      Mustard works there too. It means basically the same thing. More like “with elan” than “with gusto,” but that’s splitting hairs.

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