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2018-12-13

by shaenon on December 13, 2018 at 12:01 am
Chapter: The Iron Man
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  1. palenoue
    December 13, 2018, 12:02 am | # | Reply

    Lots of hats! Hats for every occasion and holiday!

  2. dexitroboper
    December 13, 2018, 12:06 am | # | Reply

    Now it’s A-1 vs A-Sig

    • Toby Fernsler
      December 13, 2018, 6:24 pm | # | Reply

      Didn’t you get the Mandela memo? Dashes are out, it’s now A1. and ASig, bet that’s all changed too, check the archives 😉

    • Shadowmehr
      December 13, 2018, 8:46 pm | # | Reply

      Please, please tell me that Anasigma weaponized and robocized their own office building for the ultimate climax of this comic. Pretty please?

  3. John Campbell
    December 13, 2018, 12:15 am | # | Reply

    It took me a second to realize that when Tigerlily said “cats”, she didn’t mean just the four-legged fuzzy kind.

    • Robert Nowall
      December 13, 2018, 12:16 am | # | Reply

      H. T. was looking for a little assistance.

    • Frank
      December 13, 2018, 8:06 am | # | Reply

      And that’s why ♪ everybody wants to be a cat ♪

    • theysabet
      December 13, 2018, 10:38 am | # | Reply

      But she could if she *wants* to, right? ……….just not H.T., please.

    • Knuckles
      February 8, 2022, 2:52 pm | # | Reply

      Surprised that Kitirena didn’t chime in on this one.

  4. Robert Nowall
    December 13, 2018, 12:15 am | # | Reply

    Wasn’t Hitty promised a hitting arm? Is that it?

  5. Robert Nowall
    December 13, 2018, 12:16 am | # | Reply

    “I hate you.” Yosemite Sam to Bugs Bunny.

    • darkstarling
      December 13, 2018, 12:45 am | # | Reply

      Also Daffy Duck to Bugs Bunny. Quite a lot of people to Bugs Bunny actually.

      • Gyrre
        December 13, 2018, 2:13 am | # | Reply

        Satan himself tried to get Bugs to join his cause in one episode.

        • awgiedawgie
          December 13, 2018, 2:21 am | # | Reply

          On the other hand, Satan threw Yakko, Wakko, and Dot Warner out of hell for freezing it over. Does that make them better or worse than Bugs?

          • Efogoto
            December 13, 2018, 3:19 am | #

            Yes.

          • Robert Nowall
            December 13, 2018, 11:30 am | #

            The Animaniacs never appealed to me much…probably ’cause they tried to palm them off as the Warner Brothers, and I already knew (of) the real ones before then. Thought the joke was too dumb to watch.

  6. thejoemoose
    December 13, 2018, 12:32 am | # | Reply

    If hats are to be involved, we then must remember the First Rule of the Jägers:

    Any plan in which you lose your hat is a bad plan.

    • awgiedawgie
      December 13, 2018, 2:23 am | # | Reply

      Indeed, that rule applies to every universe… even in real life.

      • Doghouse
        December 13, 2018, 3:22 am | # | Reply

        “Take your hat off…” – Carrie, “Smokey and the Bandit”

        • Xerxes Aragon
          December 13, 2018, 12:47 pm | # | Reply

          “You can leave your hat on.”

          –Joe Cocker, via the “9.5 Weeks” soundtrack

          • Rimwolf
            December 13, 2018, 7:31 pm | #

            Written by Randy Newman, who does a mean version of it himself.

    • arqyx
      December 13, 2018, 6:31 am | # | Reply

      “Why do they always pick on my hat?”

  7. David B Huber
    December 13, 2018, 12:48 am | # | Reply

    Transforming society through massive blocks of spring-reinforced concrete, three compact fusion piles and a surprising portion of Funk!

    A magnificent depiction of Annex One! It is still recognizably a building while inspiring shock and awe!

    • OneUniverse
      December 13, 2018, 12:50 am | # | Reply

      I hope it has good insulation, else the ride will be rather drafty.

  8. OneUniverse
    December 13, 2018, 12:48 am | # | Reply

    “Brutalist Architecture” comes from the French word for raw, as in bare concrete:. Learning something new every day.

    • Khno
      December 13, 2018, 8:17 am | # | Reply

      Also used for champagne, crémant or cider to notify they’re a bit less sweet. You’re welcome.

    • Sheik
      December 13, 2018, 1:06 pm | # | Reply

      At long last I have a name for the architecture of the West Wall coastal defenses built by the Nazis in France during WWII. It was all raw concrete.

      • Vincent
        December 13, 2018, 2:34 pm | # | Reply

        Well, technically the Brutalist architectural movement is a different beast. It’s much maligned for some truly awful buildings, but there are some really really good in there.

        Nybrutalism (New Brutalism) is actually a Swedish term, which named the movement.

  9. thedoctor55
    December 13, 2018, 12:50 am | # | Reply

    Just say no to little hats.

    • Peter M Eng
      December 13, 2018, 12:54 am | # | Reply

      Even to fezzes? Fezzes are cool.

      • thedoctor55
        December 13, 2018, 1:18 am | # | Reply

        Well,never fezzes, other small hats,bur never fezzes!

    • OneUniverse
      December 13, 2018, 12:59 am | # | Reply

      How about BIG hate?

      • OneUniverse
        December 13, 2018, 1:00 am | # | Reply

        Hats of course. Stupid Spell Chick.

        • awgiedawgie
          December 13, 2018, 2:26 am | # | Reply

          Spell Chick is a batch… er, butch… oh, you know.

          • thedoctor55
            December 13, 2018, 2:52 am | #

            Spell check,like karma is a female dog.

          • John Campbell
            December 13, 2018, 4:32 am | #

            Wouldn’t it be dogma that’s a female dog?

            Except for Sweetheart’s ma, I mean, who was a wire monkey.

        • waynezombie
          December 13, 2018, 12:39 pm | # | Reply

          Which is why lots of people call it Auto-Incorrect.

  10. joecrow9
    December 13, 2018, 1:04 am | # | Reply

    THE HAAAATTTSSS. OBSERVE.

    • awgiedawgie
      December 13, 2018, 2:40 am | # | Reply

      I miss Hannelore.

      • Seph
        December 13, 2018, 8:13 am | # | Reply

        She’ll be back, when we least expect it. Possibly also astride a war machine of some kind.

  11. emusam
    December 13, 2018, 1:16 am | # | Reply

    Worlds so far, some of which may be the same or overlap: the main world of the story (or the one to which we were introduced in the first strip, in case we switched worlds early on without knowing) (1); the world of the authors (2); Lovetron (3); the extirpation VR (4); Aimee’s VR (5); Nick’s training VR (6); if the authors’ world counts and the VRs count, Leo and HT’s comic counts (7); Sweetheart’s nightmare VR (8); did Whimsy have a VR or enough of a movie shown to count? (9); Rebecca Wilkin’s world (10); possibly alternate worlds Jonah sees (11-X); ditto what Mr. Greene sees, assuming he’s got the same power as Jonah from the Gate (Y-Z).

    Did I miss any?

    • awgiedawgie
      December 13, 2018, 2:52 am | # | Reply

      Whimsy’s VR is the same as Aimee’s VR. Jonah doesn’t see other worlds. He sees only possible futures extending from the present in this world. The Second Gate, on the other hand, allowed access to entire alternate timelines extending from infinity past, which was, in effect, multiple worlds, even though they actually were just copies of the same single world.

    • Frank
      December 13, 2018, 8:09 am | # | Reply

      we already established they can travel to parallel universes, why stop?

    • Towering Barbarian
      December 13, 2018, 11:57 am | # | Reply

      Don’t forget the universes Dave Davenport uses for his time machine! Which may or may not overlap with the worlds accessed by the Second Gate. If we’re using “world” as shorthand for “universe” then Lovetron is probably a part of the main universe and it might not be a bad idea to define what we do mean by “world” to avoid confusion in discussion. @_@

      • awgiedawgie
        December 13, 2018, 1:12 pm | # | Reply

        By “world” I mean “world”, not “universe”. Which means that the author’s world doesn’t count, because the authors are in our universe, looking at the Narboniverse through the lens of the paper. Nor does Leo’s comic, unless it is set in the Narboniverse. The VRs are only environments, some of which – like Nick’s homunculus VR – were simply simulations of the existing world. If they are simulations of different worlds – like Whimsy World – they can be considered as different worlds. They universes Dave drains to power the time machine are different from their own, so they don’t count. And the Second Gate doesn’t access different universes. It accesses the same world, but in an alternate timeline, which is, in effect, a different world, but in reality, it’s not. And since the Second Gate was destroyed, there’s not much point in continuing to consider it anyway. We’ve seen the Rebecca Wilkin version of their world, so it counts. But even though there are infinite possible alternate timelines, without the Second Gate, we won’t be seeing any of them. As for Lovetron, we’re still not completely certain whether it’s actually a different planet, or simply a remote location on that one.

  12. maarvarq
    December 13, 2018, 2:18 am | # | Reply

    Brutalist architecture? Jeff, you are more evil than I suspected!

  13. Bruce A Munro
    December 13, 2018, 4:09 am | # | Reply

    Still don’t know if they incorporated the basement into the robot.(I wanna know if there will be cyborg fish commandos in the Final Battle).

  14. Bruce A Munro
    December 13, 2018, 4:14 am | # | Reply

    i was about to comment that they’re getting a bit off track (they should see about rescuing Dr Lee and Nick before going off on any picaresque road trips), but then a giant robot roaming the land is likely to bring Asig to _them_, everyone else being weirdness-blind.

  15. Barking Monkey
    December 13, 2018, 6:52 am | # | Reply

    I dunno Marcie; I feel like Bill Bixby was less likely to be taken out by hellfire missiles than an awol walking federal building with a massive hitting arm, fissile material inside or not.

    • Shadowmehr
      December 13, 2018, 8:50 pm | # | Reply

      Depends on how ticked off General Ross was that episode.

  16. Stephen Bolhafner
    December 13, 2018, 7:25 am | # | Reply

    The last panel was by no means the first fourth-wall breaking appearance by The Creators in this strip, but it may be the best …

  17. Sleepy John
    December 13, 2018, 8:44 am | # | Reply

    Hurrah for lap auditors.

  18. Kirala
    December 13, 2018, 8:44 am | # | Reply

    I’m sorry, is this the same Shaenon who twelve years ago assigned *herself* this project? http://narbonic.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/061007.jpg

  19. Theitzal
    December 13, 2018, 9:05 am | # | Reply

    Heh that second stomp made me think Tigerlily had converted a chimney/smokestack thing into a cigar for the robot… and now I think the robot needs a giant cigar

  20. Kate Cunningham
    December 13, 2018, 9:06 am | # | Reply

    Brutalist architecture? Is it even possible to make that groovy/funky?

    • Vincent
      December 13, 2018, 2:35 pm | # | Reply

      If anything, it demands it.

  21. jjjdavidson
    December 13, 2018, 9:19 am | # | Reply

    Fourth-panel grumpy face notwithstanding, I can’t help but picture Shaenon giggling madly at the idea of Annex One stomping around the countryside. I’m reminded entirely too much of this Narbonic strip.

  22. Robert Nowall
    December 13, 2018, 9:20 am | # | Reply

    Trying to remember where there are exterior shots of Annex One, I mean, before it went for a walk. Found a couple, but not a whole overview.

  23. Owlmirror
    December 13, 2018, 11:42 am | # | Reply

    There are times when this sort of thing doesn’t bother me, and there are times that it does.

    Tigerlily talked about building a giant robot, and then a short time later just had one. I kinda suspected that Annex One had been built around the remains of a giant robot, and that was going to be discovered, and “building” the robot would just be a matter of restarting it and maybe getting rid of some confining superstructure.

    But no. Tigerlily talks about it, and then it’s just there. There’s no processes involved. Did she literally just transmogrify the building into a robot by sheer force of will? Were her smaller robots doing some or all of the gruntwork for her? Was there something else that we weren’t shown?

    My Disbelief: Sorry, I’m not feeling the whole up-in-the-air thing at the moment. I think I’ll hang out here and gripe.

    • awgiedawgie
      December 13, 2018, 1:36 pm | # | Reply

      As Helen was fond of pointing out, Mad science is not limited by the “possible”. If you don’t understand, it just suggests that you’re too sane.

      • Vincent
        December 13, 2018, 2:36 pm | # | Reply

        NO ONE SAY “IMPOSSIBLE!”

        • Shadowmehr
          December 13, 2018, 8:51 pm | # | Reply

          No such thing as impossible, merely how improbable it is.

          • s854
            December 13, 2018, 11:44 pm | #

            Shadowmehr: You’re not saying that it is not possible for something to be impossible, I hope?

    • Trismegistus Shandy
      December 13, 2018, 6:53 pm | # | Reply

      I wonder if Tigerlily might have been planning and working on this for a long time, since sometime during the period when she first made Annex One her base.

  24. Schismatism
    December 13, 2018, 8:05 pm | # | Reply

    And look at the top! The centipedes have reconstructed their scale city of the entirety of Rome, in office supplies! (Now, with superglue.)

    • Schismatism
      December 13, 2018, 8:05 pm | # | Reply

      Er… silverfish. The centipedes have instead created a scale reproduction of St. Jacobs.

  25. John Campbell
    December 13, 2018, 8:12 pm | # | Reply

    There’s no indication of how much time elapsed or what events occurred between the last panel of Monday’s strip and the first panel of Tuesday’s. Insert whatever you feel necessary.

    • awgiedawgie
      December 13, 2018, 10:32 pm | # | Reply

      Well, there is an oblique and vague indication of how much time might have passed. There was a small amount of panic last week, on account of a hurricane bearing down on them. Now it seems to be raining, but not nearly enough for the storm to actually be upon them, so there can’t have been much time that has passed.

      But as was suggested above, Tigerlily could have been working toward this for quite some time. She may have had a lot of the infrastructure, but lacked the requisite Mojo (not to mention the nuclear reactors) to make it work.

      • WJS
        March 1, 2025, 9:13 am | # | Reply

        She wasn’t able to build giant robots until she got her mojo recharge just now though. It doesn’t seem like she can have been working on a giant robot before that.

    • John Campbell
      December 13, 2018, 10:32 pm | # | Reply

      Et tu, reply function?

      That was meant to be a reply to Owlmirror. This is meant to be a reply to my immediately previous comment.

  26. Robert Loughrey
    December 14, 2018, 10:25 am | # | Reply

    Walking the Earth from Caine from Kung Fu would also be a valid Tigerlily reference.

  27. h4rrish4wk
    April 15, 2019, 4:17 am | # | Reply

    I love how much Robin appears in these fourth wall breaks.

  28. ShadowCat
    October 12, 2022, 1:58 pm | # | Reply

    Yessssss….The little hatssssssssss!

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