Skin Horse
By Shaenon K. Garrity & Jeffrey C. Wells
Skin Horse by Shaenon K. Garrity & Jeffrey C. Wells is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
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god lord, if he were to encounter arti and tigerlilly in this state, well what would happen is probably inconceivable to the sane mind. o-o
That raises an interesting question. Would his incredible levels of sex appeal override the fact that he’s dressed like The Man?
Knowing how fetishes work, it might actually count in his favour. 😉
Hate fucking for the …. win?
It would be “Doing it to The Man”
it’s hardly inconceivable. Just think about what happened when that sweet innocent scientist walked in on tiger lily and the guard. Now boost that by 100. With their powers combined they would have sexy nuke powers.
Scary
Good lord indeed.Why can’t *I* have that superpower?
If you had it then you would treat t like tip does. After number hundred before age 20 it just becomes normal. Super normal if you would.
I could just eat you up! -HT
Dear Lord, will no one stop him?!
Will or can?
Or… Want.
Easier, probably to stop a river in flood or hurricane making landfall; forces of Nature do as they do, and we poor humans must simply learn to cope. ;-p
And that’s why my species put your species in cages and not the other way around, HT.
I thought thumbs were the deciding factor there, really…
Thumbs absolutely helped. But there’s an inexorable ruthlessness in the way that Tip established dominance there. If HT wants to attack him, he’s gonna need a ranged weapon or something.
…And, yeah, that’s where thumbs would come in handy. Again. OK, point taken, there was more than one reason.
Not just any thumbs either, but opposable thumbs. Its really easy to hate someone when you’re opposed to their thumbs.
I love everything about this
I’m a bit confused. While savaging Tip now could affect the outcome of the vote, I think he and HT are on the same side.
They are; HT just thinks he should be approaching this issue differently.
Well, that had to be the least expected romantic move yet. And the bar for them round these guys is so high.
Apparently in the classic choice between the lady and the tiger, Tip has found a way to get the same result no matter what.
Whether this is a good thing or not I leave up to you.
“Believe me, if all those endearing young charms,
Which I graze on so fondly to-day…”
There’s a second line? Why? The piano always explodes on “charms”!?
Graze? A tiger?!
I think I hear the shuffling of shipping charts being adjusted.
To take a tiger by the tail… or tip?
We’ve got a tiger by the Tip it’s plain to see.
There won’t be much when he’s through with H. T.
He’s a-temptin’ fate while lookin’ mighty hip.
Looks like we’ve got a tiger by the Tip.
No no no, the more you play with your glasses, the worse it gets!
I was going to say that Tip could probably seduce a robot now, but then I remembered Bubbles was capable of romantic inclinations without Mojo being involved. Frankly, I am unsure if there is a form of sentient life in the Skinhorseverse which can entirely resist his charms.
I’m concerned about the nonsentient life at this point
Well, that would certainly introduce them to a whole new realm of experiences. But, unless you’re making the common sentient/sapient mixup, I doubt that nonsentients would be able to actually experience that to which they would be introduced.
Swak!
And nobody posted a YouTube link to “Eye of the Tiger”? I’m disappointed in all you two-leggers, nyao!
Sorry, Kit! If you remember the lyrics then”Eye of the Tiger” stuff isn’t what’s happening here. However, just for you, I’ll post a song you might find slightly more descriptive. ^_~
“Tiger by the Tail” by Buck Owens.
https://www.bing.com/search?q=tiger+by+the+tail+song&qs=AS&pq=tiger+by+th&sk=AS3&sc=8-11&cvid=30C95D9BF3604B7FBF3A6302765FFFB1&FORM=QBLH&sp=4&ghc=1
I think the glasses toggle is backwards here. Clearly glasses are sexier.
Briefly taking them off, though…
… if Sweetheart saw that… knowing her prefered readings… and her actions/ideas towards those two…
I’m betting in another BSOD or close enough. XD
Peak Tip. I’m loving it.