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2020-05-06

by shaenon on May 6, 2020 at 12:01 am
Chapter: The Dreadful Future
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  1. Doug Relyea
    May 6, 2020, 12:10 am | # | Reply

    Like Chocolate covered Manhole covers, the ADA will determine those are bad for children’s teeth.

    • Jim Baerg
      May 6, 2020, 3:52 pm | # | Reply

      Larry Niven reference, or did someone else ever use the idea?

      • Doug Relyea
        May 6, 2020, 6:39 pm | # | Reply

        Only Larry Niven, afaik.

  2. palenoue
    May 6, 2020, 12:12 am | # | Reply

    Next on Iron Chef… actual iron!

    • awgiedawgie
      May 6, 2020, 1:10 am | # | Reply

      The 13 most popular Rebar Recipes.

      Bonus segment – everything is better with bacon!

      • D. Walker
        May 6, 2020, 5:30 am | # | Reply

        What about bacon allergies?

        • awgiedawgie
          May 6, 2020, 11:29 am | # | Reply

          Whichever part of the bacon you can’t have, we have the solution. There’s turkey bacon, and even tofu bacon (yes, you heard that right).

          Here at the Iron Chef, we have everything but the kitchen sink! (Actually, you can eat that too, but I’ll warn you, the kitchen sink is pretty expensive.) The only thing no one’s allowed to eat is the Chef himself!

          • Shadowmehr
            May 6, 2020, 1:13 pm | #

            Careful. U.N.I.T.Y. might want to test that theory.

          • awgiedawgie
            May 6, 2020, 7:18 pm | #

            Notice I didn’t say you can’t eat the Chef. I said you’re not allowed to.

      • mickeyjf
        May 6, 2020, 2:31 pm | # | Reply

        Um. Not for Nick.

        • awgiedawgie
          May 6, 2020, 7:22 pm | # | Reply

          Turkey bacon. There may be a little snafu regarding the kitchen it’s prepared in, but the bacon itself is, in fact, Kosher.

          • jdreyfuss
            May 6, 2020, 9:40 pm | #

            Duck bacon is better. The texture and fat content are closer to pork belly.

          • Gyrre
            May 9, 2020, 1:30 pm | #

            I didn’t know duck bacon was a thing.

    • jdreyfuss
      May 6, 2020, 8:07 am | # | Reply

      An important part of any well-fortified diet.

  3. David B Huber
    May 6, 2020, 12:24 am | # | Reply

    You can run with Unity or run from Unity!

  4. Fan of Most Everything
    May 6, 2020, 7:11 am | # | Reply

    “Emergency hearse” is one those simple phrases that hit me like a truck full of laughs

  5. Robert Nowall
    May 6, 2020, 7:47 am | # | Reply

    After losing one arm, then the other…well, everybody isn’t as active as the Black Knight…

    • Dewy
      May 6, 2020, 10:38 am | # | Reply

      ‘Tis but a scratch, I suppose.

      • Robert Nowall
        May 6, 2020, 11:27 am | # | Reply

        Not if he’s taking it lying down at the morgue, it’s not.

  6. Robert Nowall
    May 6, 2020, 11:28 am | # | Reply

    By the byway…”hangry” with an “a?”

    • David B Huber
      May 6, 2020, 11:30 am | # | Reply

      Indeed. You’re not yourself when you’re hangry…

    • awgiedawgie
      May 6, 2020, 11:32 am | # | Reply

      You’ve not heard of that? It means “bad-tempered or irritable as a result of hunger”.

  7. David B Huber
    May 6, 2020, 11:28 am | # | Reply

    Sweetheart! “I wasn’t expecting competence.”?

    Could you be more insulting? This is the sort of thoughtless, hurtful comment which erodes relationships. How would you feel if Captain Bram said that to you?

    • jdreyfuss
      May 6, 2020, 12:04 pm | # | Reply

      One one hand, she can probably say it to Unity, because Unity would (and has in the past) cheerfully agree with her. On the other hand, that’s her management style with everyone so it is still a problem in general even if it isn’t in this specific instance.

  8. Doug Relyea
    May 6, 2020, 1:30 pm | # | Reply

    Nice to see Unity is old school in her choice of Rebar. Myself, if I want lime-green epoxy, I’ll drink it from the can, straight.

    • awgiedawgie
      May 6, 2020, 7:24 pm | # | Reply

      Lime-green epoxy? Is that what they’re calling Mountain Dew these days?

      • Doug Relyea
        May 6, 2020, 7:57 pm | # | Reply

        It’s the color of the Epoxy-coated rebar.

        Though the things they do to ‘mainstream’ soft drinks these days…

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